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Title: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 08:43:22 PM: Great fun! Sittin' in a chair while they feed ya poison into a tube imbedded into yer boob and directly mainlined into yer neck!

Sorry I haven't updated ya folks, but I was so ashamed of America re-electin' that piece o' shit, I wouldn't have been much in the way of entertainment anyway.

"Toots" is comin' thru like a trooper (ya knew she would, dincha?), and by the grace of GOD this will be over Jan 21st. That's the date of her last treatment. It sure looks like we've killed it, but I guess there's always a chance otherwise.

Anyway, give them twerps at DU Holy Hell for me! I'll try and clue ya in a little more often.

Sorry I been layin' down on the job!

Luv ya guys!

(figured I'd better add:)

I told her if she didn't beat this shit, I'd snatch her bald headed, but somebody beat me to it! Heh,heh! She appreciated the thought! That's my girl!!!!!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Eupher on December 11, 2012, 08:45:54 PM: It's been kinda dull around here withoutcha, Allo - glad to hear that Toots is makin' do with the poison. It's an important poison right now.

Give her a hug for me when you get a chance, ya big lug. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 08:48:05 PM: Quote from: Eupher on December 11, 2012, 08:45:54 PM
It's been kinda dull around here withoutcha, Allo - glad to hear that Toots is makin' do with the poison. It's an important poison right now.

Give her a hug for me when you get a chance, ya big lug. :cheersmate:

Ya know I will! She's my Baby!

Surely ya don't need me to stir the pile, do ya? From what I've seen, ya do a pretty damn good job yerself, bubba! There's plenty of compost from the DUmp to keep everyone amused! I'll be back soon!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 08:54:33 PM: BTW, got a game cam out in the backyard. Grampa came by last night to chow down....................

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6537/grandpaw.jpg)

That's a Whitetail, boys! Biggest one I've ever come across!

You'll never see this big boy durin' huntin' season! He didn't get that big bein' a DUmpster DIver! And you can tell 'em I said so, too!

Pretty sure his name is Boss Hog!

SIL gotta 6x4 off my back porch a few weeks ago. but this puppy is king of the beasts!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Big Dog on December 11, 2012, 08:54:57 PM: I'm glad to hear Toots is doing well.

All the best to both of you.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: IassaFTots on December 11, 2012, 09:06:06 PM: Your ears musta been burning. I was wondering how you were earlier today. Glad to see you. I hope you and Toots have a most lovely Christmas. You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Undies on December 11, 2012, 09:12:47 PM: Still praying.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:13:56 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on December 11, 2012, 09:06:06 PM
Your ears musta been burning. I was wondering how you were earlier today. Glad to see you. I hope you and Toots have a most lovely Christmas. You are in my thoughts and prayers.

I've put up more lights than I have in my lifetime all put together! Thought I was just helpin' her out until she laid the "could be my last one" on me! Now I just wanna kick her ass! My back's killin' me!

Told her if I ever heard that again, she wouldn't have to wait, I would hurry it along!!!!!!!

She knows better!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:17:04 PM: Quote from: Undies on December 11, 2012, 09:12:47 PM
Still praying.

I always know ya guys got our back, Undies. No worries!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:21:23 PM: Well, gotta go fix me an Elk Burger, thanx to my great white hunter SIL!! Check back a little later.

"Toots" is still over in Spokane gettin' poisoned. Won't see her 'til Friday afternoon.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: IassaFTots on December 11, 2012, 09:33:31 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:21:23 PM
Well, gotta go fix me an Elk Burger, thanx to my great white hunter SIL!! Check back a little later.

"Toots" is still over in Spokane gettin' poisoned. Won't see her 'til Friday afternoon.

Elk! Enjoy it! And good on ya with the lights and all. You are a good man Allo.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:39:03 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on December 11, 2012, 09:33:31 PM
Elk! Enjoy it! And good on ya with the lights and all. You are a good man Allo.

After 40 years, do I have a choice????? Heh, heh! Feb 10th will be our 40th!

I lose her, and ya can write us both off!

At least we won't be around to see the Bummer turn my free country into a third world nation. My son will inherit what he needs to avenge me!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: IassaFTots on December 11, 2012, 09:41:46 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:39:03 PM
After 40 years, do I have a choice????? Heh, heh! Feb 10th will be our 40th!

I lose her, and ya can write us both off!

Like I said, you are a good man, Allo. Now go on and get out of here and eat your dang burger before it gets cold. :-)
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 09:46:19 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on December 11, 2012, 09:41:46 PM
Like I said, you are a good man, Allo. Now go on and get out of here and eat your dang burger before it gets cold. :-)

Heh, heh! It's almost medium rare, which is how I eat 'em!

Thanx for the thought though!

I'm not likin' DUmpShits and DemonRats about now, can ya tell?
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 10:04:01 PM: "Toots" can out work a dozen of them puddles a poo and then do the accounting for what little dollars they they think they deserve! Wish we could be in Michigan tomorrow! Guaranteed they wouldn't bust mine or her teeth out by havin' some union thug muscle in on us!

Those pussies couldn't tie my shoes, and if they touched my "Toots: I guarandamnteeya, ya they'd see us on the 6 O'clock news with union thugs beggin' for mercy and braidin' my new shoe strings from the lint between their toes!!!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 10:06:14 PM: I'm just a little pissed and have a bad attitude, canya tell?

I've been thru their guano back in the early seventies! Flower children! What a ****in' joke!

Those morons were so high, the cops could kick their ass without tazers!

It's commin' back! Only they're less prepared than they were then!

Oh, and we have more ****in' guns!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 10:16:50 PM: See ya on the morrow. Johnny Walker seems to be gettin' lazy! He always wienies out!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 10:20:59 PM: Thanx LoTTaToTs! Needed to vent a bit, doncha know!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: seahorse513 on December 11, 2012, 10:33:03 PM: Now Allo, behave!! All my best to you and Toots.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2012, 10:42:05 PM: Quote from: seahorse513 on December 11, 2012, 10:33:03 PM
Now Allo, behave!! All my best to you and Toots.

Behave has been lost in my vocabulary lately. Can't imagine why?

Thanx for the recommend though.

If the 52% of this country didn't think they were entitled to my money, I'd more than likely have a better attitude!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Airwolf on December 11, 2012, 10:56:26 PM: Glad to hear from you . We all hope the best for the two of you as always.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: BEG on December 11, 2012, 11:35:26 PM: Thanks for the update on Toots. I wonder how she is doing frequently. Please tell her we are all thinking about her.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: debk on December 12, 2012, 02:42:45 AM: Just read this thread.....realizing how much we miss you around here! You do have a way with words, my dear Allo!

Prayers continuing here too, for Toots and you and yours.

Give her a hug for me, and tell her to keep hanging in there, through the treatments. God Bless you both!
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 12, 2012, 07:15:53 AM: AR, you give Toots a hug from me. The two of you will get through this together. We'll keep you in our prayers, too. May God Bless the two of you richly this Christmas, and for many, many more to come! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: njpines on December 12, 2012, 09:12:53 AM: Merry Christmas to you and "Toots", Allo -- sending prayers your way.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Wineslob on December 12, 2012, 09:50:40 AM: Hang in there Allo, my mom went through the same thing, and came out OK.

NICE Buck!

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: longview on December 12, 2012, 10:30:29 PM: Prayer and best wishes for your lady to recover completely and quickly.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
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Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Ballygrl on December 14, 2012, 07:58:12 AM: I hope she's doing OK.
Title: Re: "Toots" started her second round of chemo today.........
Post by: Boudicca on December 17, 2012, 10:46:10 AM: Prayers for Toots, and for you Allo. With God's help, she will get through this travail, and we as a country will survive four more years of the Master of Disaster and his Mooch.