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Title: The Beaver is 60
Post by: Lord Undies on June 02, 2008, 07:35:46 AM

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages/main

(http://i26.tinypic.com/24fw6mw.jpg)

(http://i32.tinypic.com/v6qdmt.jpg)(http://i28.tinypic.com/2yukltl.jpg)

(http://i29.tinypic.com/11s36kj.jpg)  << Still from the episode "Wally Knocked Up Becky" (1960)

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: mamacags on June 02, 2008, 08:45:34 AM

In related news Beaver, Pennnsylvania is 216 years old. :cheersmate:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver,_Pennsylvania

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: Splashdown on June 02, 2008, 08:56:30 AM

I was going to google "old beavers" but I thought better of it.  :innocent:

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: Lord Undies on June 02, 2008, 09:00:04 AM

Quote from: Splashdown on June 02, 2008, 08:56:30 AM

I was going to google "old beavers" but I thought better of it.  :innocent:

(http://i29.tinypic.com/2nw39ud.jpg)

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2008, 09:02:23 AM

Quote from: Splashdown on June 02, 2008, 08:56:30 AM

I was going to google "old beavers" but I thought better of it.  :innocent:

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/7660~Sometimes-Men-Have-the-Strangest-Requests-Posters.jpg)

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: DarkHalo on June 03, 2008, 12:29:23 AM

Wow, thats one old beaver for sure. I generally preferred younger beavers myself but thats just me.   :naughty:

on edit: Ok who here remembers The Great Brazilian Beaver Invasion thread at CU a few years ago? One of THE funniest threads ever. I think it was theski that started it too. Anyone else remember that?

Ok, so I googled "old beavers". http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS245&q=old+beavers

I wouldnt do a Google image search for it though. 

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: Wineslob on June 04, 2008, 10:25:42 AM

Damn, thats a shitty looking beaver.   


 :fuelfire:

Title: Re: The Beaver is 60
Post by: Rebel Yell on June 04, 2008, 10:50:20 AM

in related news

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.