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Title: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Tucker on December 05, 2012, 09:18:18 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021933459

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SalmonChantedEvening (25,727 posts)

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Fare Thee Well, DU.
I have been posting a collection of pics each week, in response to a kindness I cannot ever re-pay, or thank you enough. Four years ago, my father passed away suddenly, and this community, as one, came to my aid and made my grief a bearable burden.

I have always considered this a debt I can never repay.

After the events of this past Sunday, it appears that it is time to consider that debt paid, and in full.

I love you all, but when the innocuous can be taken as something other than it is, it's time to move along.

Mr. Allen, I'll take mine with bacon and sausage.

Godspeed DU.

Robert John Gatenby
aka SalmonChantedEvening

What. No Mushrooms? I thought all DUmmies ate mushrooms.

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SidDithers (23,323 posts)
3. Bookmarking for the inevitable return...nt

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Sid

He gets raked over the coals.

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Dyedinthewoolliberal (5,804 posts)
5. Don't know what happened

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but if you're leaving because some number of our more than 100K population 'mugged' you based on a post, I'd ask why?
So what if some people don't get what you post?
Can't please 'em all.
And what does Mr. Allen etc refer to?

Counting TS'd disruptors and moles. About 7K tie dyed DUmmies.

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Atman (25,220 posts)
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David Allen. And "pizza" is another term for getting one's account closed.

That said, sorry to hear Salmon is leaving. I always enjoyed the silly photos. Brightened up my Sundays.

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awoke_in_2003 (16,913 posts)
272. Actually, I think it has...

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been happening slowly since the 08 primaries when Rush launched Operation Chaos. People infiltrated this place and made it nasty. They are good, and know how to walk the fine line between disruption and getting tombstoned. I am always wary of join dates after 08. No, not everyone who has come here since then is a disruptor, but a lot of disruptors have recent join dates.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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lady lib (2,702 posts)
29. Don't know what happened,

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but it seems that someone else should be getting the pizza.

I will miss your posts!

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Patiod (11,362 posts)
134. There was no "issue"

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Someone just whined that a cartoon that was posted in the thread was violent against woman (a cartoon showing a woman flying on Superman's back, and she starts getting chatty, and Superman drops her).

She then implied that SCE was probably a mean person in real life because he didn't immediately delete the offending/
"triggering" cartoon.

I think it's a case of taking a lot of time accumulating and compiling LOLs, and then having someone shit on it. There's a certain feeling of "I'm doing this to bring you people joy, and instead, I get sniping? Well, **** off." (<-- my take, not his)

A total slobberfest.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: dandi on December 05, 2012, 10:44:33 PM
It never ceases to amaze, that they take that website and themselves sooooooo seriously.

And this Fish Head, Catfish, Salmon, whoever, you are the biggest wussified drama queen in the world if you let some pimpstick run you off after 25k+ posts.

 :loser:
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 05, 2012, 10:48:20 PM
I ran it through the DUmmie to English babble fish and came up with this:

"I'm a special little snowflake and some mean, mean DUers hurt my little, sensitive feelings. Oh, the humanity! Please Mr. Skinner, ban me! Ban me now or I will post again! And I am simply too good for this place!"
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: sybilll on December 05, 2012, 11:44:02 PM
Good grief, someone pass out the Kotex, oops, meant Kleenex.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: shadeaux on December 06, 2012, 01:16:20 AM
No mo LOL cats ?   :bawl:

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Good grief, someone pass out the Kotex, oops, meant Kleenex.

OMG.   :rotf:

Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: diesel driver on December 06, 2012, 02:48:05 AM
Good grief, someone pass out the Kotex, oops, meant Kleenex.

...and Midol.   :lmao:
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: AprilRazz on December 06, 2012, 05:59:37 AM
It never ceases to amaze, that they take that website and themselves sooooooo seriously.

Somebody has to take them seriously. The rest of the world doesn't. :rotf:
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2012, 06:04:45 AM
Somebody has to take them seriously. The rest of the world doesn't. :rotf:

^^^yeah, that.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Karin on December 06, 2012, 07:19:01 AM
I've never even heard of this person.  His life will be dramatically improved without DU in it.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Tucker on December 06, 2012, 07:22:49 AM
I've never even heard of this person.  His life will be dramatically improved without DU in it.

They don't stay gone. His and his fellow DUmmies crappy future is secure.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Ballygrl on December 06, 2012, 07:24:59 AM
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Someone just whined that a cartoon that was posted in the thread was violent against woman (a cartoon showing a woman flying on Superman's back, and she starts getting chatty, and Superman drops her).

:lmao:

Good grief, someone pass out the Kotex, oops, meant Kleenex.

:lmao:
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 06, 2012, 07:29:40 AM
I've never even heard of this person.  His life will be dramatically improved without DU in it.
So long as he left on his own terms. I get the feeling if DU just shut down one day there would be at least 1000 moonbats  :panic: in their basements because no one is telling them what to think any more.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Ballygrl on December 06, 2012, 07:38:09 AM
It looks like it started in this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018246717#post53

Only at DU and in an LOLcats thread:

(http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o626/DocMurray/lois-lane-baggage.jpg)

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femrap (13,285 posts)
53. I don't

understand the Superman 'comic.' Oh, it's funny because a woman fell to her death because she wanted to communicate. Is that it?

Can we just stick to animals???


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femrap (13,285 posts)
59. So what

is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute about the Superman comic? I thought we were to have a nice cozy, cuuuuuuuuuuute Sunday.

Just asking.


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SalmonChantedEvening (25,730 posts)
63. If this kind of thing is going to bother you, just stop looking at the thread.

1,200 people have seen this, and realize it isn't saying that women falling to their deaths is funny.

Superman and Lois lane are not real. He can't really fly, and he didn't really let her fall off his back. There are DC comic fans who see the thread and get it. In comic book land (see Not Real) Supe would have spotted and saved the falling Lois. Then again as I have stated (twice now) it isn't real.

Why aren't you equally upset about the idea of hunters being eaten by bears? How is that cuuuuuuuuuuuute?



Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 06, 2012, 08:50:02 AM
Needy and self-pitying and no other human being is of any use to it unless they nurture it on its terms.

Behold the face of Hell.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: jukin on December 06, 2012, 11:54:19 AM
When the shit hits the fan, and it will very soon, the DUches will die out within a month.
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Karin on December 06, 2012, 12:20:00 PM
Nothing quite like a perptually outraged feminist.  How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?  THAT'S NOT FUNNY! 

I'd leave a board, too, if it was infested with the likes of femrap.  Walking on eggshells all the time is no fun.  Just like racism.  Post a pic of a black cat wearing sunglasses in the LOLcats thread?  Racist!  Post a pic of a chihuahua wearing a little sombrero?  Racist! 
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: Zathras on December 07, 2012, 01:15:03 AM
To the DUmbass that's leaving....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA[/youtube]
Title: Re: SalmonChantedEvening - Goodby cruel world
Post by: diesel driver on December 07, 2012, 03:00:55 AM
When the shit hits the fan, and it will very soon, the DUches will die out within a month.

We can only hope!   :whatever: