The Conservative Cave

The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Splashdown on December 02, 2012, 02:01:31 PM

Title: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Splashdown on December 02, 2012, 02:01:31 PM
Now that Christmas music is everywhere, what songs are the absolute worst? Here's my vote:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1wAJ2MU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: jtyangel on December 02, 2012, 02:36:40 PM
Now that Christmas music is everywhere, what songs are the absolute worst? Here's my vote:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1wAJ2MU[/youtube]

I couldn't see you vid on my phone but that pos John and yoko song they hock every Christmas. Also that Christmas shoes song. Ugh
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2012, 02:52:12 PM
Those are all horrible, I would also vote for "Dominic the Christmas Donkey" which the local FM station used to play in NJ every Christmas.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: whiffleball on December 02, 2012, 02:56:02 PM
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" hands down!
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2012, 06:56:52 PM
All of them.

Next question.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2012, 07:10:36 PM
Now that Christmas music is everywhere, what songs are the absolute worst? Here's my vote:
Ugh.  That's awful. 

I heard this one at Kohl's the other week.  I don't know the Backstreet Boys from the Village People, but it just happened to be the first thing that came up on YouTube when I typed in 'pop music Christmas song'.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9NokRStdU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: USA4ME on December 02, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
Anything with Yoko Ono screaching in it.

.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Eupher on December 02, 2012, 08:24:17 PM
Get ready.   :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfodl1g_ibY[/youtube]

Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2012, 08:27:08 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: DefiantSix on December 02, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
Anything this skank ho touches...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSoUAAxA5wU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2012, 08:28:48 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: DefiantSix on December 02, 2012, 08:31:06 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

I wouldn't let her in the house.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: DefiantSix on December 02, 2012, 08:39:46 PM
Here's another one reminiscent of fingernails on a blackboard for me:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ycWObpi73Y[/youtube]

Give me Eartha Kitt any day.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: IassaFTots on December 02, 2012, 09:22:04 PM
That stupid ass hippopotamus song.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Karin on December 03, 2012, 11:02:19 AM
That Two Front Teeth one. 
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: thundley4 on December 03, 2012, 11:06:56 AM
Any rap or rock Christmas songs.

I prefer the traditional songs and carols.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Wineslob on December 03, 2012, 01:53:51 PM
Anything this skank ho touches...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSoUAAxA5wU[/youtube]


Ya, she effed that up quite well.  :thatsright: Still, with boobs like her's, I'll let it go, this time.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Wineslob on December 03, 2012, 02:10:48 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xjv01K3gy4Y/TteLlhLwYLI/AAAAAAAAAl0/5HW9oXAffDk/s1600/brace+yourselves.jpg)





[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxVQAj3SdF0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2012, 03:33:21 PM
Get ready.   :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfodl1g_ibY[/youtube]



Indistinguishable from the "Jingle Cats" song. :tongue:
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: seahorse513 on December 03, 2012, 09:19:45 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xjv01K3gy4Y/TteLlhLwYLI/AAAAAAAAAl0/5HW9oXAffDk/s1600/brace+yourselves.jpg)





[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxVQAj3SdF0[/youtube]
Loved the Jingle cats!!  Jingles was hiding in her crate!!
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 03, 2012, 10:19:53 PM
Here's another one reminiscent of fingernails on a blackboard for me:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ycWObpi73Y[/youtube]

Give me Eartha Kitt any day.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg[/youtube]

The Eartha Kitt version is much better. She is a true talent.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: DefiantSix on December 04, 2012, 12:03:05 AM
Here's a couple more that grate on me...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EJWEXrykdQ[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Karin on December 04, 2012, 03:51:34 PM
I second those, Defiantsix.  The thing about "Last Christmas" is that it's so repetitive.  The same refrain over and over and over again.  He couldn't mix it up a little? 

The most modern Christmas music I like dates no more recently than the 1940's. 
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: DefiantSix on December 04, 2012, 05:54:29 PM
The most modern Christmas music I like dates no more recently than the 1940's. 

I dunno.  I'm not real fond of the Beatles generally, but I can actually enjoy this piece from Lennon when it comes on the radio...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: seahorse513 on December 04, 2012, 06:33:36 PM
I dunno.  I'm not real fond of the Beatles generally, but I can actually enjoy this piece from Lennon when it comes on the radio...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg[/youtube]
This was a tough video to watch.......To see all those people suffering in war torn countries, especially the children..
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: NHSparky on December 04, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Mariah Carey, "All I want for Christmas is You"...I won't give this hunk of steaming guano any YouTube hits.

Carol of the Bells...cause now all I ever think of is "Ding Fries are Done"...**** you Family Guy.  Just **** you.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...well, I guess it's better than watching Dad get drunk and try to blow the reindeer again.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas songs
Post by: Miss Mia on December 04, 2012, 10:59:41 PM
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" hands down!

+a bazillllllioooonnnnn!!!!!!!!!