The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BigTex on November 30, 2012, 12:04:35 PM

Title: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: BigTex on November 30, 2012, 12:04:35 PM
Quote
Cary (3,813 posts)

A few really stupid "conservatives" have taken an interest in me. I know because I periodically Google search my username and I am aware of these sites. I don't know how I learned of them.

Quote
Cary (3,813 posts)
8. I've had my fun through the years.

Yes, search cary site:conservativecave.com and you will find what I am inquiring about.

Cary sure does love the attention

Quote
backscatter712 (17,242 posts)
4. In the past, the admins have forbidden mentioning sites like the Cave.

Quote
stevenleser (10,999 posts)
19. Take it as a sign you are having an impact. People dont bother with you otherwise.

I just checked and CC's Alexa rating is 430,390. At that ranking, hardly anyone is ever going to see the insult, compare that to Democratic Underground's rating of 4579 and you see that DU is about 100 times as popular as CC. In fact, at 430,390, I've wasted every single second I took to write this message talking about them. They're nothing.

So "the cave" was so influential that it was forbidden to even speak of but now that its not we are "insignificant"  :rotf:

Quote
sufrommich (12,644 posts)
7. Just remember this when you respond to them...

their fearless leader Frank something, writes fanfic about DU.Yes,made up stories where he imagines himself meeting up with DUers,think about how goofy that is.That's how pathetically obsessive the 10 or so people who post over there really are.Point and laugh and then ignore is all that site really deserves.

uh oh Frank them is fightin words
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: USA4ME on November 30, 2012, 12:07:19 PM
Same general topic dupe

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81259.0.html

.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: BigTex on November 30, 2012, 12:09:17 PM
Same general topic dupe

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81259.0.html

.

Whoops sorry, I had read that thread before but hadnt kept up with it since the meta thread quotes were added
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2012, 12:10:42 PM
Who?
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: USA4ME on November 30, 2012, 12:12:51 PM
Whoops sorry, I had read that thread before but hadnt kept up with it since the meta thread quotes were added

No worries.

If anything, primitive stevenleser's post is funny.  He goes on to claim that he doesn't bother with sites where there's not enough traffic, etc... and claims he gets death threats.  He's the one who goes to some of the daytime financial networks so they can laugh at him.

.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 12:17:32 PM
Oh my.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 12:21:25 PM
uh oh Frank them is fightin words

Well, damn.  I have to go to town to get some lunch.

I'll be back to respond to the sonofabitch primitive from Michigan in a bit.

Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 30, 2012, 12:31:26 PM
DUmmie Carey, the first condition of Idiocracy is to not realize you are an idiot.  Carey on!
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: dandi on November 30, 2012, 01:12:35 PM
Who is this "Cary" person? I don't remember him being discussed.

A minor foole in a sea of jesters, at best.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 01:21:06 PM
Okay, I'm back from town now, having picked up a carry-out order, and first responding in the great events on Skins's island during 2012 here in the DUmpster.

I'm responding to the sonofabitch primitive from Michigan; everybody else can feel free to ignore this comment and move on to the next one.

Hey, pal, the name's "franksolich," and I'd appreciate it if you used it.

"Frank" sounds too much like some grey-haired crew-cut carbuncled ex-Marine living in some ethnic neighborhood in Chicago; I assure you that's not even close.

My avatar's me, franksolich, so take a gander at it.  That isn't some guy named "Frank," so cut it out.

(There's other times, usually when decent and civilized people are slumbering, and only lurking primitives around here, that there's another avatar featuring franksolich, but never mind.)

"franksolich," got it?

franksolich is no leader here, because decent and civilized people don't need someone to lead, someone to do their thinking for them.  franksolich just happens to be a member of conservativecave, just as anybody else.

True, I'm a moderator here, but whoop-de-do.  Decent and civilized people tend to be well-behaved, and one can fall asleep on the job as moderator here, as nothing untoward happens.  It's not like Skins's island, where untitled "enforcers" of some type or another have to run around keeping the primitives' mind-thoughts all in unison, toeing the straight party line.

Of course franksolich's encounters with primitives from Skins's island are fictitious, and they're labeled thusly; they're based loosely upon real-life happenings with the primitives from Skins's island tossed into the mix for entertainment.

franksolich's encounters with primitives--alas, they're so rare--not from Skins's island on the other hand are correct and true in every detail.  I wish I could write more about such encounters, but damn it, real primitives not from Skins's island are as rare as passenger pigeons around here.

Remember the distinction, if it's not too difficult; if there's primitives as being recognized from Skins's island in a story, they're a fictitious ingredient added to space up a story.  If they're just primitives with no connections to Skins's island, what's recounted here actually took place.

Finally, while conservativecave has never made any pretensions about being a big message board, it appears our active membership is about half the active membership of Skins's island.  That still isn't much, but we're not small potatoes.  Better a little tiny prairie mouse that nibbles, than a big fat pig that merely walows.

And--although it seems superfluous to bother pointing it out--campfires on Skins's island, when brought here, tend to generate more "views" and "comments" than the original ones on your terrain.

Shove all that up your rectal aperture and smoke it.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 30, 2012, 01:45:20 PM
Quote
I periodically Google search my username

Quote
cary

bullshit

You ain't got the posts here or at DU and your name is too common.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: Tucker on November 30, 2012, 02:45:45 PM
Who is this "Cary" person? I don't remember him being discussed.

A minor foole in a sea of jesters, at best.

I've never heard of him. Just another DUmmy that wants his name in lights.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 30, 2012, 03:15:19 PM
There was a DUmpster thread recently about this idjit, may even still be on the front page...not particularly memorable, the main thing that sticks in my mind is that some though the freak was female and some male, but a dope of the first water either way.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: Airwolf on November 30, 2012, 03:25:47 PM
Just to help clarify things for the Seasame Street crowd that infest DU. It's not that we are so taken by what you are or what you post but the fact that the level of Stupidity that makes up DU is so hard to miss. It;s like the HMS Totanic missing the iceberg.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img217/2922/kirkdemundergrounddl3.jpg)
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 03:44:15 PM
Just to help clarify things for the Seasame Street crowd that infest DU. It's not that we are so taken by what you are or what you post but the fact that the level of Stupidity that makes up DU is so hard to miss. It;s like the HMS Totanic missing the iceberg.

The primitives know that Skins doesn't want them paying any attention to us, and franksolich completely concurs with his fellow alum.

It's best for the primitives to not even know we exist.

As Skins and franksolich both know, the primitives are fragile and immature; they can't handle someone challenging their worldview.  So it's best that they stay away from here.

Some time ago, I suggested to my fellow alum that the elusive enigmatic Elad contrive some sort of software which primitives would be required to install on their computers before they can start hanging around Skins's island.  The proposed software wouldn't interfere with the normal operation of primitive computers, excepting that if they came to conservativecave, the software would explode their hard-drives.

That should keep them away.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on November 30, 2012, 03:54:28 PM
Cary sure does love the attention

So "the cave" was so influential that it was forbidden to even speak of but now that its not we are "insignificant"  :rotf:

uh oh Frank them is fightin words

You're having an impact, but the site you're having an impact at is meaningless?

I see what it is.  The Cary primitive, whose level of importance is roughly equivalent to that of a flea on a cow's ass, is making a late push for DOTY consideration.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 04:01:24 PM
You're having an impact, but the site you're having an impact at is meaningless?

I see what it is.  The Cary primitive, whose level of importance is roughly equivalent to that of a flea on a cow's ass, is making a late push for DOTY consideration.

Too late for the caries primitive, though.

Nominations close tomorrow (Saturday), and to nominate the caries primitive at this late date would be an insult to all the other primitives who worked so hard all year long to become a Top DUmmie.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 30, 2012, 05:06:09 PM
Quote
stevenleser (10,999 posts)
19. Take it as a sign you are having an impact. People dont bother with you otherwise.

I just checked and CC's Alexa rating is 430,390. At that ranking, hardly anyone is ever going to see the insult, compare that to Democratic Underground's rating of 4579 and you see that DU is about 100 times as popular as CC. In fact, at 430,390, I've wasted every single second I took to write this message talking about them. They're nothing.
Yes you are 100 times as popular. Every single conservative forum and blog has threads linking to the lunacy of the DUmp. You are so popular because DU is the laughing stock of the internet! Even non political forums will quote DU on occasion, and its always the same...we are all laughing at you.

CC may not be a massive site but we are full of good people with good sense. Unlike you, no one comes here to laugh at us. Liberal forums won't quote us. Common sense just doesn't make news.

You would think the self proclaimed smartest people in the interwebs could tell the difference between DU and the Cave.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: thundley4 on November 30, 2012, 08:16:32 PM
Yes you are 100 times as popular. Every single conservative forum and blog has threads linking to the lunacy of the DUmp. You are so popular because DU is the laughing stock of the internet! Even non political forums will quote DU on occasion, and its always the same...we are all laughing at you.

CC may not be a massive site but we are full of good people with good sense. Unlike you, no one comes here to laugh at us. Liberal forums won't quote us. Common sense just doesn't make news.

You would think the self proclaimed smartest people in the interwebs could tell the difference between DU and the Cave.

I sometimes posts links to their hateful threads on Facebook and Twitter. 
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 08:23:45 PM
I don't see a link to this campfire on Skins's island.

Anybody know if the primitives are still yapping about us, or are they obeying Skins and not hanging around here?
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 30, 2012, 09:45:03 PM
Who the hell is Cary?  Never heard of him.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 09:46:23 PM
Who the hell is Cary?  Never heard of him.

Join the club.

Apparently one of the lumpenunterprimitiven, part of the faceless lynch mob.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 01, 2012, 12:25:14 PM
No link, no time, no date, no thread.
Title: Re: DU breaks the silence, mentions "the cave"
Post by: Zathras on December 01, 2012, 01:03:39 PM
Who?

OFT....Same thing I thought.