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Title: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: ScubaGuy on November 29, 2012, 06:20:03 PM

Another one for the official Nads resume.

Nads is really trying to sway my vote for DOTY with this one.

Nads Phd? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021902581#post10)


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How do we turn this place into a think tank?
Democratic Underground started in 2001. For many years it was the Internet's premier cat care forum.

In the last couple of years, we've become one of the best labor, civil rights, taxation and economics resources around...and it's starting to get noticed. There were many mentions of DU in the mainstream media during the election. They're noticing. We have the smartest people, the right side of the issues, and credibility. Pat yourself on the back.

Now we need to go all the way and form a public policy institute. Thinking out loud, we will need:

The first thing is to form research teams led by people with masters degrees in economics, public policy or business administration, or doctorates in things like medicine. Just to pick one name, Aristus is an MD and would be good to head a health policy team. Degrees confer legitimacy - important because many of us are self-educated in our fields of expertise. College doesn't necessarily make you smart; how many hundreds of people learned economics from Arthur Laffer? It does give a veneer of legitimacy.

We would need specific projects to work on.

We would need channels to get our work to the public; Rachel Maddow is one, maybe Joe Scarborough.

Are there any well-spoken, super smart, very beautiful DU women living in LA, New York, Atlanta, or the national capitol region? Like it or not, we have to contend with the reality of getting people on TV: great clothes, great hair and Fox Blonde makeup are now required to get you on.camera. You really think SE Cupp would be on television if she wasn't cute? DU women have so much more to offer, but it's got to be packaged properly. Basically, if you are a brainy head-turner and can get to a broadcast center within an hour let us know.

DU would need a folder to store downloadable position papers...we already have the equipment.

I will do the layouts on the papers we create.

We've got momentum. We have cred. And we're adventurers seeking a new adventure. Who's with me?

Forget the think tank, but drunk tank may work.

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10. Masters and Phd in history also matter

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What?  Masters and Phd in connecting the dots? Crossing the rubics cube? Following the trends and arcs?  :rotf:

Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2012, 06:21:30 PM
Skins's island a think tank?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 29, 2012, 06:21:45 PM
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jmowreader (22,892 posts)

How do we turn this place into a think tank?
The first thing you'd need is a thought.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 29, 2012, 06:28:32 PM
"Hey gang, I know, we'll put on a Broadway show!!!"

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Mike220 on November 29, 2012, 06:31:36 PM
Last minute DOTY bid by an unterprimitive? This has to be one of the dumbest ideas to come out of a website based on dumb ideas.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2012, 06:33:06 PM
Last minute DOTY bid by an unterprimitive? This has to be one of the dumbest ideas to come out of a website based on dumb ideas.

It sure takes the cake, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 29, 2012, 06:35:21 PM
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jmowreader (22,892 posts)

Are there any well-spoken, super smart, very beautiful DU women living in LA, New York, Atlanta, or the national capitol region? Like it or not, we have to contend with the reality of getting people on TV: great clothes, great hair and Fox Blonde makeup are now required to get you on.camera. You really think SE Cupp would be on television if she wasn't cute? DU women have so much more to offer, but it's got to be packaged properly. Basically, if you are a brainy head-turner and can get to a broadcast center within an hour let us know.


and jumping up to the news babe starlet spot we have...
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nadinbrzezinski (112,504 posts)
10. Masters and Phd in history also matter
The DU channel with coochi mama Nads...Can you see her with a blonde wig and lipstick?
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: jukin on November 29, 2012, 06:39:31 PM
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In the last couple of years, we've become one of the best labor, civil rights, taxation and economics resources around...and it's starting to get noticed.

The DOTY's race is much like the Oscars. They both save their best stuff for the end of the year.

Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 29, 2012, 06:39:59 PM
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Basically, if you are a brainy head-turner and can get to a broadcast center within an hour let us know.

Nutcase nadin has no brain, but she's a head-turner if second takes count.
No one can believe what they just saw.

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Democratic Underground started in 2001. For many years it was the Internet's premier cat care forum.
Then UGP went into the padded room and stopped posting.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Big Dog on November 29, 2012, 06:40:46 PM
Funny thing, people with real Masters degrees and PhDs generally expect to be paid for their time, if they are working in their areas of expertise.

DUmmies with graduate degrees are generally too tired after working at McDonald's to be doing a bunch of "think tank" stuff.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2012, 06:42:08 PM
and jumping up to the news babe starlet spot we have...

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/nadin4.jpg)

Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Skul on November 29, 2012, 06:42:39 PM
Stinktank is more like it.  :lmao:

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10. Masters and Phd in history also matter  :bs: :orly: :bs2flag: You lie.

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Has neither.
I'd be more inclined to believe Jukin if he told me he was the Queen of England.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Mike220 on November 29, 2012, 06:44:25 PM
It sure takes the cake, doesn't it?

Or the pie, in our case.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: EagleKeeper on November 29, 2012, 06:44:40 PM
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jmowreader (22,892 posts)

How do we turn this place into a think tank?

This is just a thought. You might want to loose the echo chamber characteristic of the misfits island and allow real discourse.

Real ideas do not occur in a vacuum, that's what I like to call cheer leading.  

Here is another clue, if you make a statement and then look at the crowd and they are all slack jawed and nodding, it's not a "think" tank.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: ScubaGuy on November 29, 2012, 06:49:24 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/nadin4.jpg)



FRANK!!!!!!!!  That requires a NSFH (not safe for humans) warning.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 29, 2012, 06:51:59 PM
Stupid primitive . . .

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jmowreader (22,892 posts)

How do we turn this place into a think tank?

The only type of 'tank' that the DUmp could ever be is what it already is--a septic tank.  Full of shit that is being proffered on the world.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Skul on November 29, 2012, 06:53:41 PM
Looks like those classic WalMart shoppers we see now and then.  :-)
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Chris_ on November 29, 2012, 06:55:24 PM
Every time I see that picture, I imagine that's what Phil Spector would look like if he wasn't rich and famous.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: EagleKeeper on November 29, 2012, 07:02:44 PM
Personally, I like to see pictures of the DUmmies.

When ever obama holds a campaign event, sorta like today, I mostly tune out barry sotero and focus on the folkes behind him.

I don't suppose I really learn anything, it's mostly just morbid curiosity I guess.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2012, 07:04:40 PM
I don't suppose I really learn anything, it's mostly just morbid curiosity I guess.

Yeah, there's plenty about the primitives to make one morbid.

The sad fact is, the oblate spheroid's far from among the most unaesthetic.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2012, 07:08:19 PM
Yeah, there's plenty about the primitives to make one morbid.

The sad fact is, the oblate spheroid's far from among the most unaesthetic.

When one thinks of it, there's some primitives who make the oblate spheroid look like Farah Fawcett-Major by comparison.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 29, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/nadin4.jpg)
Ya know Nads could sooo go to a Halloween party as the Penguin.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/736/batmanreturnspenguin.jpg)
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 29, 2012, 07:16:32 PM
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How do we turn this place into a think tank?

First, learn how to sound out the big words. Then learn how to spell them properly.

Can you recite your ABC's? Keep trying, I'm sure you'll get there.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: NHSparky on November 29, 2012, 07:17:17 PM
Great, now all we need are some pics of the chinless butterball from Alabama and I'll totally have lost my dinner.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 29, 2012, 07:20:34 PM
Great, now all we need are some pics of the chinless butterball from Alabama and I'll totally have lost my dinner.
Give us a kiss, sweetie...
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1117/penguinszg.jpg)
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Skul on November 29, 2012, 07:24:17 PM
Give us a kiss, sweetie...
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1117/penguinszg.jpg)
Mr Mannn, one picture of gNads was plenty.
Cut it out. :asssmack:
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: seahorse513 on November 29, 2012, 08:08:21 PM
If I were a true friend of Nads, which I am not. I would suggests that she uses Rogaine for women... :-)
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Airwolf on November 29, 2012, 09:10:00 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/nadin4.jpg)



The drink dispensers in that picture have more qualifications then the fat bald dwarf.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Airwolf on November 29, 2012, 09:12:28 PM
Ya know Nads could sooo go to a Halloween party as the Penguin.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/736/batmanreturnspenguin.jpg)

She could walk into a haunted house and by the time she was done with the tour she could pick up a paycheck at the end.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: chitownchica on November 29, 2012, 09:38:35 PM
Oh my lord!  :rotf:

Jimwowreader has gone from virtual unknown to top DOTY contender with that post.

I predict a swarm by the harridans from HoF soon.  They won't like the comments about the DUmmie womyn.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: chitownchica on November 29, 2012, 09:42:55 PM
Betcha Skins loves for DU to be synonymous with cat care forum.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: LC EFA on November 29, 2012, 11:34:08 PM
Betcha Skins loves for DU to be synonymous with cat care forum.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Well you have to admit : Having looked after that bunch of pussies since 2001 , Skinman actually is something of an expert.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: chitownchica on November 30, 2012, 12:22:53 AM
Well you have to admit : Having looked after that bunch of pussies since 2001 , Skinman actually is something of an expert.


Ha ha!
H5 to you.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 30, 2012, 08:16:37 AM
Funny thing, people with real Masters degrees and PhDs generally expect to be paid for their time, if they are working in their areas of expertise.

DUmmies with graduate degrees are generally too tired after working at McDonald's to be doing a bunch of "think tank" stuff.

I think you're vastly overestimating the amount of effort any of them put into their jobs.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: Gina on November 30, 2012, 08:31:56 AM
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Are there any well-spoken, super smart, very beautiful DU women living in LA, New York, Atlanta, or the national capitol region?

No.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 30, 2012, 08:36:06 AM
No.

The answer would be the same if the question had ended after the word 'Living.'  Or even before it, come to think of it.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: JakeStyle on November 30, 2012, 09:51:29 AM
  I have always been skeptical of her "masters in history from SDSU" claim, but I figured that it's possible that she wiggled her way into some program for new citizens that gave her credit for courses from some shady outfit south of the border.  Now she has decided to award herself with a PHD.  I think she just makes stuff up
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 10:07:40 AM
I think she just makes stuff up.

Of course she does.

If the oblate spheroid's really been everything she's alleged herself to have been, and really done everything she's alleged herself to have done, she'd be president of the world.

And there's some who thought the lying tits primitive, TomInTib, told tall tales.....
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: dandi on November 30, 2012, 10:08:13 AM
First of all, outside of conservative radio talk shows, I've never heard DU mentioned but once or twice, and that was in a negative light. Secondly, there's not much that passes for original thought at The Hive, just regurgitation of some other, equally idiotic blogger or talking head's talking points. I'm sure Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough already have plenty of staff capable of Googling.
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: vesta111 on November 30, 2012, 10:32:31 AM
The drink dispensers in that picture have more qualifications then the fat bald dwarf.

OK you guys, I have a suggestion here. We should bombard Todays Show with a plea for a makeover for Nads. 

Louis Varcarrie la la la la could do wonders for her. This could be the crowning achievement of his carear. A whole new wardrobe for the lady, go in and empty out her closet and replace with fitting professional clothing due to her status.   Give her a 2 day work shop on makeup and how to wear the new spandex undergarments that will put all body parts back where they belong. 

Could get them to call Life Style Lift to do their magic, and ------Ta-da a woman with a whole new personality and out look on life.

     
Title: Re: Should we be calling her Dr. Nads?
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2012, 11:24:58 AM
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I have a degree in Journalism and a minor in Poli-Sci and an associates in accounting.



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I would be willing to participate, I have a masters in public admin (policy analysis), a BA in cultural anthropology


These DUmmies probably spend most of their time shooing away prospective employers.