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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Revolution on November 28, 2012, 08:35:13 AM
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This is just a whimsical poll. Nothing serious. I just thought it would be fun to jab the DUmmies with the title of this thread.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/11/27/would-winning-tonight-500-million-powerball-jackpot-bring-happiness/
I voted the middle one. I'm not sure, but it'd be extremely fun to find out. If one took the lump sum, they'd get $327 mill!!
I think I could scrape by on that. I'm getting 2 tickets later today.
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327 mil....then Obama gets his cut....maybe 200 mil left....then maybe the state....180 mil left.....then every DUmmie in your family tree thinks they should get a share.... a large share....100 mil left maybe....then the spouse leaves and takes their share.....50 mil left.....before the spouse's lawyers send you their bill.....20 mil left....long stay in hospital for heart attack caused by stress....10 mill left....... extended stay in mental institution for anger management after you lost your case in court for whipping so many peoples asses......and then you find that your lawyer took everything you had while in the mental institute...and you're down to renting the backseat in BoBo's Buick Skylark.
Think I'll skip it and just send Obamawon my last dollar that I was going to use to buy a ticket....he can put toward paying off the national debt....or more freebies for DUmmie votes which is more likely.
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I got two tickets yesterday. I may get a couple more today.
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Ever the optimist, eh Reb? :lmao:
Actually, I heard that if I were to hit it now, it'd be less taxes this year as opposed to 2013 when Obumble's shit kicks in.
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This is just a whimsical poll. Nothing serious. I just thought it would be fun to jab the DUmmies with the title of this thread.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/11/27/would-winning-tonight-500-million-powerball-jackpot-bring-happiness/
I voted the middle one. I'm not sure, but it'd be extremely fun to find out. If one took the lump sum, they'd get $327 mill!!
I think I could scrape by on that. I'm getting 2 tickets later today.
Might as well not bother. I already know the winning numbers and I'm getting my ticket after work.:-)
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Might as well not bother. I already know the winning numbers and I'm getting my ticket after work.:-)
You and 500 million others. :tongue: That includes me though. I got a ticket with 2 sets on it. Doubles my teeny, tiny, miniscule chances.
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If I won that, two words, Costa Rica.
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If I won that, two words, Costa Rica.
I hear Costa Rica is nice this time of year. :chill:
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If I won that, two words, Costa Rica.
With a stop in the fledgling Republic of Texas.
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I might just have to go buy a ticket before work tonight.