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Title: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: franksolich on November 25, 2012, 12:14:58 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115717107

Oh my.

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Horse with no Name (30,265 posts)   Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:04 AM

I have to tell this story...and to tell the truth? I am STILL mad about it,lol

I love Thanksgiving because I love to eat. Being able to splurge one time a year and make dishes that I can't afford to make on a regular basis lends to being special.
 
Although, as an aside, the "holiday" is just a day we eat--and a day that we are thankful to have food and a home and family and a few things besides. The history of the holiday is despicable and the fact that it is now just "Black Friday Eve"...well honestly, we just do our own thing.
 
But even more wonderful than the day of feasting, are the LEFTOVERS. I only make a ham once a year...and it is on Thanksgiving (sometimes we do it on Wednesday or Thursday or Friday)...just depends on everyone's schedule. I digress. I look forward to the delicious ham and then the bone! That lovely ham bone to make my favorite pot of butter beans--of which I also only make one time a year.
 
Anyway, a couple of years ago, my SO decided to clear the plates. I was in another room and went I went out there, he had thrown my lovely ham bone with all of the beautiful ham stringing off of it...away.
 
He really did catch hell for that....and everytime I look at my ham, I am reminded of that and reminded to threaten him with a fate worse than death if he ever touches my precious ham bone again!

franksolich does't allow ham in his house, with or without bone.

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Arkansas Granny (13,749 posts)

1. My daughter and I have my son in law well trained when it comes to that ham bone.

He buys a brand new blade for his Sawzall every year just so he has a clean one to cut that ham bone in half for us so we can use it in two different recipes.
 
That bone is sacrosanct!

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Horse with no Name (30,265 posts)    Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:50 PM

2. I was not very happy...

I love the saw idea!

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noamnety (18,073 posts)   Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:13 PM

3. I understand and feel your pain.

I still remember which teacher, a decade ago, throughout the leftover big block of chocolate from the senior brunch chocolate fountain at the end of the school year. Asshole!
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: Freeper on November 25, 2012, 12:18:13 PM
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noamnety (18,073 posts)   Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:13 PM

3. I understand and feel your pain.

I still remember which teacher, a decade ago, throughout threw out the leftover big block of chocolate from the senior brunch chocolate fountain at the end of the school year. Asshole!

Fixed it so folks can understand what the hell it is talking about.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 25, 2012, 12:23:42 PM
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make dishes that I can't afford to make on a regular basis

A ham?

More proof the dick inspector lives in a singlewide in that dusty, crappy Texas trailer park.

Her recent tale about having a hovel without wheels, encased in stone and rebuilt inside and out for pittance was another case of a DUmmy lying, all the time.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: Big Dog on November 25, 2012, 03:11:41 PM
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Horse with no Name (30,265 posts)   Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:04 AM

I have to tell this story...and to tell the truth? I am STILL mad about it,lol

<snip>
 
Anyway, a couple of years ago, my SO decided to clear the plates. I was in another room and went I went out there, he had thrown my lovely ham bone with all of the beautiful ham stringing off of it...away.
 
He really did catch hell for that....and everytime I look at my ham, I am reminded of that and reminded to threaten him with a fate worse than death if he ever touches my precious ham bone again!

Wow, can that bitch hold a grudge.

Yo, Mrs. Ed! Just run down to your local grocery store (even the dreaded WalMart), find a man in the meat department, and ask him to give you the old ham bone.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: Delmar on November 25, 2012, 03:22:33 PM
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Arkansas Granny (13,749 posts)

1. My daughter and I have my son in law well trained when it comes to that ham bone.

He buys a brand new blade for his Sawzall every year just so he has a clean one to cut that ham bone in half for us so we can use it in two different recipes.
 
That bone is sacrosanct!

Because, as everybody knows, dirty saw blades can't be cleaned.

Also, fire can't melt steel. 1

1. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x56836
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 25, 2012, 03:28:10 PM
American by birth, southern by the grace of God.....and happily diseased by the use of ham, bacon and/or the use of fatback in all great southern dishes.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 25, 2012, 03:46:54 PM
Because, as everybody knows, dirty saw blades can't be cleaned.
Once again, DUmmies lie, all the time.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: Tucker on November 25, 2012, 04:14:43 PM


Oh my.

franksolich does't allow ham in his house, with or without bone.


Neither does the jug eared muslim.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: Karin on November 26, 2012, 10:12:39 AM
And she can only afford to make a pot of butterbeans once per year.  How does she have $35K with which to do a full house remodel?

And look, couldn't she just have fished the bone out of the trashcan and rinsed it off?  She was going to be boiling the bejezus out of it for hours anyway. 
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: Gina on November 26, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Wow, can that bitch hold a grudge.

Yo, Mrs. Ed! Just run down to your local grocery store (even the dreaded WalMart), find a man in the meat department, and ask him to give you the old ham bone.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has to tell a story
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 26, 2012, 10:16:26 AM
And she can only afford to make a pot of butterbeans once per year.  How does she have $35K with which to do a full house remodel?
It doesn't cost that much to wax a singlewide.

Maybe she needs to increase her inspection rates.