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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Skul on November 23, 2012, 01:37:16 PM

Title: Neckbeard makes a last ditch sprint for the prize
Post by: Skul on November 23, 2012, 01:37:16 PM
The weeper wants soooo bad to win something this year.
These are the current threads posted by the neckbeard.
All of them on the first page.   There more on page two. (Didn't drag those over)
I'll bet his chubby little fingers are just whipped by now.  :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014315211 --- WalMart of course (Same thread Tucker drug over)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014315211 -- Israeli soldier KIA  (Dump does the usual)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014310424 --- Credit card debt
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314958 --- Post office changes
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314960 --- Black friday
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314956 --- Drivers thankful for high gas prices   WTF??
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314744 --- Myanmar business
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314732 --- Syrian rebels
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314730 --- Thanksgiving parade
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314389 --- Toyota recall
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014314119 --- Yewnyun helps storm victims have Thanksgiving
Run Stevieboy, run.  You go boy.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Neckbeard makes a last ditch sprint for the prize
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2012, 01:44:53 PM
Well, what a waste.

I was hoping to see some of the big guy's prose, or at least his poetry, but they're all copy-and-paste jobs.

The big guy's as lazy as a......well, I nadined the phrase hoping to find something witty, but I didn't.

However, I did find this; it was the first "search result."

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I love him but he's lazy, fat and blubbery

Pluck up your courage and tell him that you love him, but his size is affecting how you feel about him sexually.
 
In the end excuses don't work ? sex falls off the agenda, the relationship loses its intimacy, resentment creeps in and finally one of you could be tempted to look elsewhere.
 
Start by exploring with him why he has this need to overeat. Is he depressed, worried about work, money, the future and using comfort-eating as an escape?
 
He should see his GP about those chest pains and possible thyroid or pituitary problems, but he could also get some help by contacting Overeaters Anonymous. PO Box 19, Stretford, Manchester M32 9EB. tel: 07000 784985
Title: Re: Neckbeard makes a last ditch sprint for the prize
Post by: Ogre on November 23, 2012, 03:03:54 PM
The only time fat@ss is gonna sprint is for free food.

It probably looks like a runaway train when he heads for the all you can eat buffet of mini-tacos. :-)
Title: Re: Neckbeard makes a last ditch sprint for the prize
Post by: Skul on November 23, 2012, 03:25:12 PM
Oops, up popped another.  :lmao:
Ogre's gonna love this one.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021873214
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Fri Nov 23, 2012, 04:16 PM
 Omaha Steve (33,859 posts)

Union pensions to make offer on HOSTESS? (save the twinkie)

Several unions are trying to make this happen. No link yet. 
Real smart. Blow the members pension money on a yewnyun owned/operated business. Ya, that's the ticket.
Betcha we know who wants to be in charge of quality control. :whistling:
Title: Re: Neckbeard makes a last ditch sprint for the prize
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2012, 05:59:57 PM
All those threads, dozens of them in the past few days, and not even one single word from the neckbeard himself.

Every thread he's started since his last election disaster has been a no-comment copy-and-paste job like we expect from the braindead kpete.

He certainly should be no candidate for the "Steve" award.

He would be a contender for the "Khephra" award, if we had one.

It could be given out annually to the worst waste of skin who has cluttered the DUmp with useless, boring, copy-and-paste trash.