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Title: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 22, 2012, 04:28:39 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021868707

She is so weird:

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Thu Nov 22, 2012, 03:32 PM
nadinbrzezinski (112,224 posts)

Ah the duck is roasting
the parrots are going nuts, it is Thanksgiving, except that Hubby is working.

Yes, I am glad there is a job, but remember folks, it is not just Retail workers who were called to work. For the first time since I remember plant workers are manning the plant at the USPS... and it makes me wonder, since they have never been required, well except the let's keep the lights on volunteer crew, to work on Thanksgiving.

This soon will spread to other jobs.

Some make sense, like if you work at a news department, or a hospital or emergency services... but this does not.

Just a thought.

(Oh and yes the hungry beaks are not happy. they want some duck NOW, and it will take still hours to roast)
:lol:
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Ogre on November 22, 2012, 04:31:29 PM
Lets see, go into work or stay home with Nads.  What to do, what to do.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Airwolf on November 22, 2012, 04:32:31 PM
Ok, So I guess that Wal Mart protest she was yapping about really wasn't that big an event after all. She really needs to STFU.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2012, 04:34:54 PM
Ok, So I guess that Wal Mart protest she was yapping about really wasn't that big an event after all. She really needs to STFU.
:-) :-)
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: NHSparky on November 22, 2012, 04:38:00 PM
Duck takes hours to roast?  Yeah, not really.  I did the turkey in just under 3 hours.  18-pounder.

And didn't spend it alone.  Yay me.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: dutch508 on November 22, 2012, 04:50:46 PM
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I remember plant workers are manning the plant at the USPS

uh... what? U.S. Postal Service?

Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2012, 05:13:51 PM
I'm holding for her cooked goose.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Randy on November 22, 2012, 05:15:25 PM
uh... what? U.S. Postal Service?



I saw one of their semi trucks out on the highway this morning so mail is moving about the system.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2012, 05:43:52 PM
There is only one holiday that I can honestly stand down.
Memorial Day.
Others take a back seat.
Without that one, all others are a moot point.
Weeell, let me throw Easter in there too. You get the idea.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: dutch508 on November 22, 2012, 05:55:19 PM
I saw one of their semi trucks out on the highway this morning so mail is moving about the system.

That would be truck drivers, right? What about the poor Postal Service Plant workers, working the plant, shoveling (as I see it) coal by the shovelfull into the huge coal fired steam boilers, keeping the Postal Service Titanic steaming across this great country until WAM!!!!, they hit the huge iceberg and they all go down with the ship while the 1%ers get to the life boats and survive!

Those poor coal shoveling bastards working the USPS plant didn't have a ****ing chance!!!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cZnD4qriAnc/T4Ye4S-nP0I/AAAAAAAAADw/2R_xqS_1LT4/s1600/titanic+boiler+room.jpg)

MORE STEAM! xMas is only 33 days away!!!
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2012, 05:56:07 PM
uh... what? U.S. Postal Service?



The oblate spheroid's husband works for the post office.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Alpha Mare on November 22, 2012, 05:58:24 PM
My parrot doesn't eat meat.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 22, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
I'm thinking that even if Hubby wasn't working, she would still be alone.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: dandi on November 22, 2012, 06:17:12 PM
My parrot doesn't eat meat.

We're talking special predator parrots here, captured by Nads while on African safari and trained using special ninja techniques she learned as a Mexican commando.

You'd know that, if you knew the trends and arcs.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: dutch508 on November 22, 2012, 06:26:04 PM
The oblate spheroid's husband works for the post office.

Shoveling coal into the steam boilers to run the mail sorting conveyor belts???
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Alpha Mare on November 22, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
We're talking special predator parrots here, captured by Nads while on African safari and trained using special ninja techniques she learned as a Mexican commando.

You'd know that, if you knew the trends and arcs.

H5! 
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2012, 06:40:08 PM
Shoveling coal into the steam boilers to run the mail sorting conveyor belts???

You got me.

I used to think perhaps he was the assistant postmaster of the whole city, but apparently not.

But he's something more than a mere mailman.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Big Don on November 22, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
The postal service has people working 365 days a year. This is nothing new.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 22, 2012, 08:03:57 PM
Your husband is with his other family, Nadin.  That's why you are eating duck by yourself on Thanksgiving. 
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 22, 2012, 09:06:42 PM
search the name "65Irishman", he is as crazy as she is. In case anyone wants it, here's one photo of Mr. and Mrs. Nads:

http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/taxonomy/term/18672

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2012, 09:10:09 PM
search the name "65Irishman", he is as crazy as she is. In case anyone wants it, here's one photo of Mr. and Mrs. Nads:

http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/taxonomy/term/18672

 :rotf:

You know, I still have serious problems with this.

The guy ran a submarine after all.

I thought standards for character and taste were pretty high, for guys who run submarines.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2012, 09:10:36 PM
search the name "65Irishman", he is as crazy as she is. In case anyone wants it, here's one photo of Mr. and Mrs. Nads:

http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/taxonomy/term/18672

 :rotf:
Oh, at first I wondered who the two guys were with the gal on the left. My bad.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2012, 09:15:06 PM
I didn't realize Vic Tayback was still alive.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2012, 09:15:38 PM
Oh, at first I wondered who the two guys were with the gal on the left. My bad.  :banghead:

What's startling is he has more hair on his head than she does.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
He appears normal.

I wonder if he's suffered some sort of head injury that isn't visible on the outside.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: RobJohnson on November 22, 2012, 09:18:09 PM
Lets see, go into work or stay home with Nads.  What to do, what to do.

He was the first to volunteer!
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2012, 09:19:10 PM
He appears normal.

I wonder if he's suffered some sort of head injury that isn't visible on the outside.

That's the only possible explanation.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 22, 2012, 09:30:32 PM
Notice the crazy bald dwarf is three or four feet closer to the camera.

It's like how you hold a fish out toward the camera to make it look longer.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Big Don on November 22, 2012, 11:03:04 PM
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By Nadin Abbott

Photos by Tom Abbott

October 11, 2012 (Miramar Marine Corp Air Station)—This weekend’s air show at Miramar is the largest show in the continental United States, according to Lt. Col. Farnan. Visitors to the base can expect to see “more civilian and military aircraft in one place” than anywhere else.
http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/node/11384
CORP? If ignorance is bliss, she must be delirious.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: jtyangel on November 23, 2012, 04:05:25 AM
Maybe she should put 2+2 together. Sound like her husband was one of the volunteer skeleton crew. Can't imagine why he volunteered. *sarcasm*
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: jtyangel on November 23, 2012, 04:12:14 AM
Boy he is nutty too.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: BadCat on November 23, 2012, 07:56:25 AM
My parrot doesn't eat meat.

Ours do.  They LOVE chicken bones.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 23, 2012, 09:20:49 AM
I'm holding for her cooked goose.  :whistling:

Well?????....is her goose cooked yet?
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2012, 09:22:43 AM
Well?????....is her goose cooked yet?

She's probably hanging around at Wal-Mart as we discuss this.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: dane on November 23, 2012, 09:30:59 AM
The oblate spheroid's husband works for the post office.
I sorta recall reading at one time that he was going to one of the law enforcement training programs, and another time that he was attending college.  Perhaps he is a gNads trainee, and will have a multitude of professions/skills.  She does give him credit from time to time for some photography work.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Skul on November 23, 2012, 10:05:57 AM
Well now.The gnome didn't many replies in her duck story, so, she had to use someone elses OP.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021870568
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Thu Nov 22, 2012, 11:44 PM
bluestateguy (39,448 posts)

Any good Thanksgiving stories?
Any blowups at the dinner table; bitter relatives who are sore losers and do not love America? Chum the water much?  DUmbass.

Do tell. 2
Guess who the first responder is.....

Yup.
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Response to bluestateguy (Original post)
Thu Nov 22, 2012, 11:47 PM
nadinbrzezinski (112,267 posts)
1. Nope, actually after a whole day

Of the house smelling like duck, and the conures getting out of control, they dove right in, yummy duck and yam...the house is now at peace.

We don't do relatives, and hubby came home from work.  Hope the poor guy was smart enough to be drunk.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: whiffleball on November 23, 2012, 01:25:42 PM
He was the first to volunteer!

Hope they sent down a cage full of canaries first.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2012, 03:22:20 PM
While nutcase nadin roasted a duck, Mr. Nadin choked a chicken.
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: RobJohnson on November 24, 2012, 07:13:29 PM
Hope they sent down a cage full of canaries first.


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: RobJohnson on November 24, 2012, 07:14:20 PM
While nutcase nadin roasted a duck, Mr. Nadin choked a chicken.

 :-)
Title: Re: Nadin is alone on Thanksgiving Day and is roasting a duck
Post by: Skul on November 24, 2012, 07:21:10 PM
While nutcase nadin roasted a duck, Mr. Nadin choked a chicken.
If I was that guy, the chicken would have been dead long ago.  :whistling: