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Title: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Freeper on November 14, 2012, 06:43:33 PM
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Rocknrule (4,711 posts)

My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)


 
Yesterday afternoon, he was in the locker room of a Bally's, which had several TVs that were all on Fox News every day. Now this guy is apathetic when it comes to politics, he just wanted to watch something different, so he switched the channel on one of the TVs. Just for that, another guest kicked him in the crotch multiple times and called him a n****r-loving f@&&ot, at which point an off-duty police officer intervened. When the assailant was arrested, they discovered a .44 magnum on him. Had someone not stopped him, my friend might have been murdered instead of merely beaten up, just for choosing to watch something other than Fux News. Guess the local tea party is gonna be missing a member.

So for you sane Republicans lurking there, ask yourselves: do you want to share a political party with violent bigoted fascists like this guy? Give a good, long, hard thought to the company you keep.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021819712

Gee you convinced me, I will vote democrat from now on. Because God knows democrats never lie about stuff like this and democrats are never violent.  :whatever:

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Stinky The Clown (48,347 posts)
3. Um . . . . how did this gym rat/perp hide a 44 magnum in his gym shotrz?

Wow even Stinky isn't dumb enough to buy this. That is amazing.

Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: USA4ME on November 14, 2012, 06:55:27 PM
Just goes to show you, never get in the way of a liberal male when he's PMSing.

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Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: jtyangel on November 14, 2012, 07:08:14 PM
Oh what a load of horsecrap. Yeah that one incident changes me. I totally want socialism and oppression by leaches now!!!!  After your own were taking about the elimination of 'rich' people the the other day and how conservative actresses should be raped and insulted for how they vote. The company you keep indeed.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: shadeaux on November 14, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
If it didn't make the news, it didn't happen. 

I think the DUmmies write this stuff so they can use words decent people never utter.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Freeper on November 14, 2012, 07:19:12 PM
Okay I have to ask, the fact that a cop jumped out of a locker should earn at least 1 bong, right?  :-)
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: zeitgeist on November 14, 2012, 07:27:37 PM
Okay I have to ask, the fact that a cop jumped out of a locker should earn at least 1 bong, right?  :-)

Yup and it also has a  "So for you sane...." 


I am going for 1.5 bongs.


Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Freeper on November 14, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
Yup and it also has a  "So for you sane...." 


I am going for 1.5 bongs.

Not sure the so is in the correct context.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Tucker on November 14, 2012, 08:33:48 PM
Rocknrule seems to be a drive by.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: zeitgeist on November 15, 2012, 07:29:19 AM
Not sure the so is in the correct context.

Flegling bouncy writers should be given the benefit of the doubt as a means of encouragement don't you think?  I mean, it is current education policy in most places. :sarcasm:
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 15, 2012, 07:51:40 AM
He kicked him in the crotch.....why not? It's not likely that "HE" was using it for anything reproductive anyway.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Tucker on November 15, 2012, 07:56:05 AM
He kicked him in the crotch.....why not? It's not likely that "HE" was using it for anything reproductive anyway.

He was going to kick him in the ass but he couldn't tell his crotch from his ass  as they both smelled the same.

I know. I know. :hammer:
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Rebel on November 15, 2012, 07:58:41 AM
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Rocknrule (4,711 posts)

My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
 
Yesterday afternoon, he was in the locker room of a Bally's, which had several TVs that were all on Fox News every day. Now this guy is apathetic when it comes to politics, he just wanted to watch something different, so he switched the channel on one of the TVs. Just for that, another guest kicked him in the crotch multiple times and called him a n****r-loving f@&&ot, at which point an off-duty police officer intervened. When the assailant was arrested, they discovered a .44 magnum on him. Had someone not stopped him, my friend might have been murdered instead of merely beaten up, just for choosing to watch something other than Fux News. Guess the local tea party is gonna be missing a member.


[youtube=425,350]37OWL7AzvHo[/youtube]


DUmmies will fall for anything. Too bad there were no bushes for the off-duty cop to jump out of.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Karin on November 15, 2012, 08:21:06 AM
 :rotf: :lmao:  Great story, bro!  This sounds like a major deal, so I typed "Bally's gym assault .44 magnum" into the Nadine Machine, and up came your story!  Amazing.  

I was reminded of that outlandish tale that Undergroundpanther once told, about being chased all over town by a guy with a machete, or something like that.


He's asked numerous times for a link, but doesn't provide one to the hive, and doesn't even re-visit.  They so want to be able to shove this in some relative's face or something.  For some strange reason, these relatives think that the libs and progs are the violent ones. 
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 15, 2012, 10:43:49 AM
 ::) Yeah, I'm sure someday I'll stumble upon some hidden firearms at my parents' place.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Wineslob on November 15, 2012, 12:23:00 PM
Damn, when a DUmmie puts their mind to it...................................never mind.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 15, 2012, 12:36:37 PM

All I can think is the guy ran into Brock Sampson
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHIsL2LdsAo[/youtube]
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on November 15, 2012, 12:45:03 PM
This fails. Made up on the spot, and not even a cursory attempt to make it legit. It bounces into negative bongs.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Rebel on November 15, 2012, 12:50:02 PM
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Rocknrule (4,712 posts)

16. The scary thing is

he actually IS gay. Thankfully, even though the guy called him a f@&&ot, he didn't know that, or he probably would have killed him.

No, the scary thing is those idiots on DU that actually believe your bullshit story have a vote that cancels out mine. Oh, and who the **** walks around with a .44 magnum? Pulled that name out because it sounded cool and you heard it on TV? No one carries a ****ing .44 magnum as a concealed carry, idiot.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Tucker on November 15, 2012, 04:09:12 PM
No, the scary thing is those idiots on DU that actually believe your bullshit story have a vote that cancels out mine. Oh, and who the **** walks around with a .44 magnum? Pulled that name out because it sounded cool and you heard it on TV? No one carries a ****ing .44 magnum as a concealed carry, idiot.

I do. I have a 3" 629 carried in a Tucker holster. I carry it 3 or 4 times a year. Not very ofter when you consider I carry a gun everyday.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/529-bb1_zps2cc4c513.jpg)
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 15, 2012, 04:22:22 PM
If that's true, let that be a lesson to the faggot DUmmie, don't be pinching strange guys on the butt in the Bally locker room.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: GOP Congress on November 15, 2012, 04:54:30 PM
Hell, if I had a troll, even it wouldn't say something so stupid it reeks of unicorn farts.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Chris_ on November 15, 2012, 04:56:43 PM
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so he switched the channel on one of the TVs. Just for that, another guest kicked him in the crotch multiple times
:rotf: I stopped reading after that.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: MrsSmith on November 15, 2012, 10:02:54 PM
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Now this guy is apathetic when it comes to politics, he just wanted to watch something different, so he switched the channel on one of the TVs. Just for that, another guest kicked him in the crotch multiple times and called him a n****r-loving f@&&ot, at which point an off-duty police officer intervened. When the assailant was arrested, they discovered a .44 magnum on him.

 :lol: :rofl: :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 16, 2012, 04:33:54 AM
I do. I have a 3" 629 carried in a Tucker holster. I carry it 3 or 4 times a year. Not very ofter when you consider I carry a gun everyday.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/529-bb1_zps2cc4c513.jpg)

Tuck, do you carry it in your gym shorts, when working out?

ETA:  It's my 19,000th post!
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Tucker on November 16, 2012, 04:41:00 AM
Tuck, do you carry it in your gym shorts, when working out?

ETA:  It's my 19,000th post!

No.

I have a Kahr P380 in a FIST ultra thin kydex for that. :tongue:
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: Karin on November 16, 2012, 07:18:59 AM
:rotf: I stopped reading after that.

Why would you stop reading after that?  There was more entertainment to come!  When I got to "multiple times" I burst out laughing, and forged ahead. 

Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 16, 2012, 07:56:46 AM
Why would you stop reading after that?  There was more entertainment to come!  When I got to "multiple times" I burst out laughing, and forged ahead. 



just making sure he doesn't reproduce......one sperm at a time.
Title: Re: My friend's encounter with a teabagger (scary)
Post by: vesta111 on November 16, 2012, 08:32:59 AM
Why would you stop reading after that?  There was more entertainment to come!  When I got to "multiple times" I burst out laughing, and forged ahead. 



True story, a gay male goes to the Gym and begins to eye some other male working out.   The gay does one of those Elane tricks on Signfield and tries to get the attention of the object of his desire.  So the gay male hops around like a cheer leader in front of his pray.  The gay follows the other male around the Gym like a puppy, and the other male finally decides to go home.   He goes to take a shower to find the gay outside watching him licking his lips.  

Now, the other male gets dressed grabs his Gym bag that contains his weapon and finds the gay fella is up in his face.   Tears of frustion on the gays face, why don't you LIKE me.     Only way to get past the gay is to get him out of the way, so a good kick to the groin puts him on the floor.   ------There were NO off duty cops jumping out of the showers, no TV's in the area, the steam and moisture would harm them.   ------I would not myself go to a Gym that had survalience cameras in the locker rooms.

It is possible the other male was himself gay but the stalker was not up to his standards.