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Title: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021748742

Oh my.

The evil twin.

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Atman (25,091 posts)    Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:03 AM

I think all the cave dwellers keeled over and died

Not a word. Not even in their "Breaking News" section.

Uh, isn't Atman aware that conservativecave has a multitude of non-public forums?

I thought he knew.

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pinboy3niner (23,779 posts)   Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:08 AM

2. You're just kissin' up...

...for a Major Award. Just be careful when you get it...it's fra-gee-lay.

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Atman (25,091 posts)   Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:14 AM

5. I have lots of Southern friends..."at least we have God."

I would think if God could choose the winners of basketball games and the MTV awards, that he might have shown some interest in this all-important election too. God does work in mysterious ways, indeed.

Okay, here's the score thus far:

My evil twin's campfire on Skins's island, 174 hours after it was posted: 234 views, 6 replies.

My evil twin's campfire here, just posted: 0 views, 0 replies.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Chris_ on November 14, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
What is that unemployable dimwit jabbering about now?  I swear, it's always something stupid.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2012, 02:23:37 PM
What is that unemployable dimwit jibbering about now?  I swear, it's always something stupid.

This campfire of his was lit the morning after the elections.

Apparently Atman thought he would come over and see us in disarray.

I dunno; I'm not simple-minded enough to understand what goes on in his head.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Texacon on November 14, 2012, 02:26:33 PM
We had elections?  For what?

KC
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2012, 02:30:31 PM
What is that unemployable dimwit jabbering about now?  I swear, it's always something stupid.

I just checked.  Atman apparently doesn't know that as a lurker, he doesn't see all.

On Wednesday, November 7:

47 topics, 725 comments, 143 most on line, 44,853 views.

Average day here:

41 topics, 554 comments, 73 most on line, 29,516 views.

Too bad for Atman.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: USA4ME on November 14, 2012, 02:31:59 PM
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Atman     Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:03 AM

At 8 o'clock the next morning??

Pedro, unlike you and your fellow moochers, we have jobs.

Poor Pedro.

.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2012, 02:35:20 PM
At 8 o'clock the next morning??

Pedro, unlike you and your fellow moochers, we have jobs.

Poor Pedro.

.

I know this campfire's a week old on Skins's island, but I just now went there for the first time in a few days, and there was the evil twin, sticking out like a sore thumb among the masses of the lumpenunterprimitiven.

I have no idea what Atman thought he'd see here.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Skul on November 14, 2012, 03:43:22 PM
Pedro lied. Pedro always lies.
Stupid Pedro.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
At 8 o'clock the next morning??

Pedro, unlike you and your fellow moochers, we have jobs.

Poor Pedro.

.

Hell, I'm retired, got nothing to do.....well, nothing I'm gonna do but I'm up by 4 o'clock in the morning 7 days a week. Old habits die hard.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Pedro lied. Pedro always lies.
Stupid Pedro.

I'm curious, though.

What did the evil twin expect to see here, the morning after the elections?
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Carl on November 14, 2012, 05:04:47 PM
God he is an idiot.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: DefiantSix on November 14, 2012, 05:11:34 PM
God he is an idiot.

You wanna stop insulting idiots with that comparison?   :hyper:
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: jukin on November 14, 2012, 05:23:10 PM
I've been busy reallocating, like a lot of producers.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 14, 2012, 05:46:37 PM
Dear Atman. Unlike you My fellow cavers are...sane. We don't do drugs, we don't dance on graves, and we don't throw fits for days weeks, and years when we loose an election.

If you are looking for a reaction similar to what happens at the DUmp, then you will always be sorely disappointed.
Bottom line, Atman, We are not the emotional cripples like your fellows at DU.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: BadCat on November 14, 2012, 06:13:44 PM
Yeah, I was busy buying more ammo, more hi-cap magazines, selling stocks and buying gold and silver.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Big Dog on November 14, 2012, 07:40:51 PM
Yeah, I was busy buying more ammo, more hi-cap magazines, selling stocks and buying gold and silver.

Election night, I made a few decisions. One was to divorce myself from the Democrats in my life. Another was to starve the beast. Scale way back; reduce retail purchases. Buy guns from private owners, not dealers. Buy whatever I can from Craigslist, Bookoo (a local website), classified ads, yard sales, and flea markets. Buy meat from local farmers (half a pig here, quarter of beef there). Burn more wood. Maybe learn to roll my own cigars and distill my own whisky.

I am John Galt. Reap the whirlwind, DUmmies.

Wednesday morning, I went to work. I changed my retirement contribution to maximize the tax deferment. I'll protect every penny I can from the Prizzle and his legion of looters and moochers!

After work, I bought a rifle from a friend who needed money more than he needed that rifle.  Thanks to the Prizzle's re-election, I now
 :ownit:
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 15, 2012, 08:45:02 AM
Well, perhaps there's a lesson here for Atman.

His campfire on Skins's island netted 247 views, 6 comments, in eight days.

His campfire here netted 257 views, 15 comments, in less than one day.

It must be true, what FlaGator was told by his sources on Skins's island, and what's been told franksolich's moles on Skins's island--there's not a whole lot of respect for the evil twin among his fellow primitives, and in fact many consider him an even bigger laughingstock than the sparkling old dude.

I think Atman needs to seek company more sympathetic to him.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Rebel on November 15, 2012, 08:57:43 AM
Election night, I made a few decisions. One was to divorce myself from the Democrats in my life.

Yep. I think a few of our members saw my election night rants on Facebook. Needless to say I was down about 5 "friends" when I woke up the next morning. The rest had been purged a long time ago. :evillaugh:

To hell with Progs.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Karin on November 15, 2012, 09:59:25 AM
I'm with you, Big Dog.  Rolling your own became popular in NY state after they jacked the taxes through the stratosphere.  I don't know about whiskey, but brewing your own beer is easy and fun.  It's like cooking.  I agree with buying from each other...I need a new dining set.  Maybe there's a family out there who'd like to unload grandma's stuff and have the cash. 
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 15, 2012, 05:03:03 PM
I think Atman needs to seek company more sympathetic to him.
yeah but pigs are illiterate. No friendly forums for Atman.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: franksolich on November 15, 2012, 05:16:02 PM
yeah but pigs are illiterate. No friendly forums for Atman.

The "pig" comment aside, sir, surely you don't think Atman is literate?
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Big Dog on November 15, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
I'm with you, Big Dog.  Rolling your own became popular in NY state after they jacked the taxes through the stratosphere.  I don't know about whiskey, but brewing your own beer is easy and fun.  It's like cooking.  I agree with buying from each other...I need a new dining set.  Maybe there's a family out there who'd like to unload grandma's stuff and have the cash.  

I found instuctions on rolling cigars. (http://www.coffinails.com/cigars.html) I think I'll give it a try!

ETA: Tobacco leaves by the pound! (http://www.leafonly.com/fronto_leaf_dark_air_cured_tobacco.php)
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: Chris_ on November 15, 2012, 07:00:57 PM
Rolling your own got so popular, the Democrats in the State Legislature raised the tax on loose tobacco a few years ago.

You can't get away from the vultures.
Title: Re: Atman thinks decent and civilized people keeled over
Post by: txradioguy on November 16, 2012, 06:42:54 AM
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Atman (25,091 posts)    Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:03 AM

I think all the cave dwellers keeled over and died

Not a word. Not even in their "Breaking News" section.

No breaking news about what DUmbass?  THere's been plenty of new stuff posted...jsut not what YOU were hoping for.

You're a pathetic post whore who...in order to get noticed...has to mention this place otherwise no one at the DUmp knows or gives a damn about who you are.

GDIAF


How's that for "breaking news"?