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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on November 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM

Title: Inner pease
Post by: CG6468 on November 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

Title: Re: Inner pease
Post by: jctejas on November 14, 2012, 08:56:28 PM

We will survive with or without the unfinished things.   Time to dust off conservatisim for the youth and let it be known fara and wide.

jctejas

Title: Re: Inner pease
Post by: CG6468 on November 15, 2012, 09:17:36 AM

Quote from: jctejas on November 14, 2012, 08:56:28 PM

We will survive with or without the unfinished things.   Time to dust off conservatisim for the youth and let it be known fara and wide.

jctejas

What the hell does that have to do with my post?

Title: Re: Inner pease
Post by: Karin on November 16, 2012, 12:36:38 PM

It looks a little bit like he consumed some of those things. 

I thought your post was funny.   :lmao:

Title: Re: Inner pease
Post by: CG6468 on November 16, 2012, 02:52:53 PM

Quote from: Karin on November 16, 2012, 12:36:38 PM

It looks a little bit like he consumed some of those things. 

I thought your post was funny.   :lmao:

Thanks, Karin. We need some sanity hereabouts.