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Title: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Lord Undies on May 31, 2008, 07:49:26 AM
http://www.local6.com/news/16442391/detail.html

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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A woman claiming George W. Bush was threatening to kill her stormed a bank armed with a shotgun and held people hostage, police said.
 
Investigators said Donna Sue Bynum, 40, burst into a Bank of America located on Central Florida Parkway Friday night and threatened to kill everyone.

"She said George W. Bush was trying to kill her," hostage Terry Homer said. "I honestly don't think she was in the right state of mind."

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It's just too obvious to comment.
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: NHSparky on May 31, 2008, 08:56:26 AM
Which part is too obvious--the part that she's got terminal BDS or the part about this kind of whacked out shit only going on in Florida?

BTW--is that an Obama sticker on her car?
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Chris_ on May 31, 2008, 09:11:57 AM
Isn't UGP from FLA?
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Lord Undies on May 31, 2008, 09:18:57 AM
Checkmark to all of the above.
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: bijou on May 31, 2008, 09:28:46 AM
Isn't UGP from FLA?

I don't know, but this woman has to have a DU account.  :-)
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Lord Undies on May 31, 2008, 09:30:17 AM
Isn't UGP from FLA?

I don't know, but this woman has to have a DU account.  :-)

THAT was the comment too obvious to make!  :-)
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: bijou on May 31, 2008, 01:57:43 PM
It has hit DU (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3368443)

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nichomachus  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-31-08 01:44 PM
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4. Just because she's crazy doesn't mean he's not trying to kill her
 God knows, he's killed so many other people for no reason.
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left is right (987 posts)      Sat May-31-08 02:29 PM
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6. "Time for a psych evaluation, time in a locked unit, and serious meds."
 Yeah, but how do we force * into seeking the help he needs. Oh wait, you probably meant that poor deluded woman who even though she held a bank full of employees and patrons hostage still doesn't sound as danger as the pResident.
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Wcross  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-31-08 02:38 PM
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7. George W. Bush ia trying to kill ALL of us lady.
 No need to take hostages.
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Chris_ on May 31, 2008, 02:00:14 PM
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Wcross  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-31-08 02:38 PM
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7. George W. Bush ia trying to kill ALL of us lady.
 No need to take hostages.

You're not important enough to even notice, much less kill, wcross.

Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Tantal on May 31, 2008, 02:55:21 PM

You're not important enough to even notice, much less kill, wcross.


Especially with today's ammo prices. Although, she should probably avoid standing on any balconies......the Dims haven't found a way to tax gravity out of existence yet.
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Splashdown on May 31, 2008, 06:24:12 PM
My favorite quote from the story

"I honestly don't think she was in the right state of mind."

Hmm. What clued you in? The shotgun? Or the claim that the president was trying to kill her?
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: The Ocean on May 31, 2008, 08:42:59 PM

You're not important enough to even notice, much less kill, wcross.


Especially with today's ammo prices. Although, she should probably avoid standing on any balconies......the Dims haven't found a way to tax gravity out of existence yet.

We'd just outsource gravity if the Dems raised taxes too high. Let the UAE deal with more gravity, meanwhile we'll get better gas mileage cuz our cars'll be lighter. :-)
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Rebel on May 31, 2008, 08:45:50 PM
Isn't UGP from FLA?


I thought it was from Baltimore?
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 31, 2008, 08:50:51 PM
What's her DU name? Couldn't resist.  :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 01, 2008, 06:52:08 AM
Stoopid DUmmies. Now if I was going to take hostages and hold a standoff with police, I'd at least target a place that served food and beverages...... :-)