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Title: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Linda on November 09, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
http://www.deadline.com/2012/11/yikes-twilight-fans-already-lining-up-for-monday’s-‘breaking-dawn-part-2'-premiere/

Want to take a count on how many DUmmies are going to be in the tent city?
Now want to take a guess how many of them had to stand in long lines to vote?
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: ColonelCarrots on November 09, 2012, 06:06:59 PM
and at least 60% will be older women.

Vesta did you get your tickets yet?
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: CactusCarlos on November 09, 2012, 11:35:43 PM
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Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Revolution on November 09, 2012, 11:46:44 PM
Lol. I haven't read any of the books. I watched the first one. NEVER going to watch another one. Although, I've heard the last book is the sickest. Like....REALLY nasty, sick stuff. I wonder if this one will be given an R rating for the fact that the topics are disgusting. I mean, that wearwolf dude falling in love with/wanting to have sex with Bella's baby?! Ga-ross.

The author of these things needs some mental evaluation. Seriously. And from the dialogue in the movie I saw, if she wrote like that, she needs some creative writing lessons like nobodies business.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Zathras on November 11, 2012, 02:01:59 PM
Ugh, Twilight...what a total piece of crap. Real Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun....unless they burst into flames .02 seconds later.

As for its "love story"? PIXAR made a better love story in 10 minutes in the movie "Up" than they've done with the entire "Twilight" series.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BzHSbtRSafQ/TvS3hlU6CCI/AAAAAAAACbc/MqVixFeGgq4/s1600/How-Twilight-should-have-ended-harry-potter-vs-twilight-20381559-621-480.jpg)
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 11, 2012, 02:31:16 PM
I read the first two books after pressure from my friends, never bothered with the rest of the series.  Very, very poorly written books.  The plus side of the movies is that even with the stupid dialogue, I don't have deal with an elementary level of writing. I don't expect to see the last movie. 
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 11, 2012, 03:29:39 PM
Oh yay... now my Facebook is going to be full of Twilight crap.  :(
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: BigTex on November 11, 2012, 03:39:41 PM
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Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Revolution on November 11, 2012, 10:42:49 PM
Oh yay... now my Facebook is going to be full of Twilight crap.  :(

Do us friends a favor, and don't Share. :p
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 11, 2012, 11:54:45 PM
Do us friends a favor, and don't Share. :p

I share no Twilight stuff.  I don't know anything about it except the guy vampires look like gay emo kids.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: thundley4 on November 12, 2012, 12:04:19 AM
I share no Twilight stuff.  I don't know anything about it except the guy vampires look like gay emo kids.

And I thought Tom Cruise as the Vampire Lestat was bad.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Revolution on November 12, 2012, 01:41:53 AM
I share no Twilight stuff.  I don't know anything about it except the guy vampires look like gay emo kids.

Glad to ehar it, and I thank you so much.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: ColonelCarrots on November 12, 2012, 06:16:46 AM
I know a little about Twilight because I was bribed $20 dollars to take my sister to see number three. So there is this chick who is so cold like physically that she has no expression. But this one guy really loves her He is like 200 years old but prowls after high school girls. The other guy is a furry and they're both digging bestiality. He had his shirt off like every chance in the movie. Really uncomfortable for me. So then there were these other people in the movie like this smoking hot red head, some emo chick, and another emo chick. I don't know their story they were just really hot. Definitely more bella material than the rock and I don't mean Dwayne Johnson. I feel bad for the red head chick cause she doesn't have a soul, first cause shes a vampire and the other cause she's a red head, well technically she's a daywalker in a Ginger sense. Red hair and no freckles. Also Dakota Fanning was in it. She was this illumanti vampire. I don't understand her purpose. So that's all I understand after $20 and a box of Snocaps.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 12, 2012, 12:08:24 PM
I know a little about Twilight because I was bribed $20 dollars to take my sister to see number three. So there is this chick who is so cold like physically that she has no expression. But this one guy really loves her He is like 200 years old but prowls after high school girls. The other guy is a furry and they're both digging bestiality. He had his shirt off like every chance in the movie. Really uncomfortable for me. So then there were these other people in the movie like this smoking hot red head, some emo chick, and another emo chick. I don't know their story they were just really hot. Definitely more bella material than the rock and I don't mean Dwayne Johnson. I feel bad for the red head chick cause she doesn't have a soul, first cause shes a vampire and the other cause she's a red head, well technically she's a daywalker in a Ginger sense. Red hair and no freckles. Also Dakota Fanning was in it. She was this illumanti vampire. I don't understand her purpose. So that's all I understand after $20 and a box of Snocaps.

I love Snocaps.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Revolution on November 12, 2012, 04:32:12 PM
Chocolate covered raisins are my thing.
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on November 13, 2012, 11:26:09 PM
This must be the pedophila one, right? I've seen these movies... through Rifftrax. I think if I were to watch them without the guys from MST3K making fun of it, I'd probably choke a newborn kitten, and it'd be the least horrible thing I did that day...
Title: Re: 'TWILIGHT' Fans Set Up Tent City For Monday's Premiere...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 14, 2012, 06:56:21 AM
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Gotta give you a H5 for that.