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Title: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: micmac on November 08, 2012, 03:44:09 PM
 WilliamPitt (52,398 posts)

Ann Romney's relief...





 
 
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: micmac on November 08, 2012, 03:45:12 PM
Ann's real relief is not having to worry about getting the wookie smell out of the White House master bedroom. 
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Zeus on November 08, 2012, 03:50:47 PM
Someone making 50 million a yr wants a job that pays $400,000/yr.  Obviously in it fore the money.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Wineslob on November 08, 2012, 03:55:33 PM
Hey Will, it takes a REAL man to pick on a woman.............. dirt-bag.  :bird:
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 08, 2012, 04:08:15 PM
Ann's real relief is not having to worry about getting the wookie smell out of the White House master bedroom. 

Putting a herd of goats in there for a few days will take care of that.....well, maybe a month.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Skul on November 08, 2012, 04:19:51 PM
Wilbur is always strong when he can pick on females on the internet. (Bobo, anyone??)
Not so much when in person.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: jukin on November 08, 2012, 04:28:11 PM
I'm glad to see that a hero DUchebag is still living up to my opinion of hipster liberal Duchebags. Hateful when they win. Hateful when they lose. Just hateful.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Ogre on November 08, 2012, 04:38:47 PM
Wilbur is always strong when he can pick on females on the internet. (Bobo, anyone??)
Not so much when in person.

Pittstain, internet tough guy, drunk, and Fitzmas elf, nuff said.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Mary Ann on November 08, 2012, 06:25:10 PM
Does this really surprise anyone? They are the most arrogant, low-class, low-life creeps on the planet. But--say ANYTHING about Wookie, Sasquatch, or Malaria, and watch out!
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Skul on November 08, 2012, 06:27:49 PM
You forgot Moochelle.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 08, 2012, 06:42:29 PM
Hey Will, it takes a REAL man to pick on a woman.............. dirt-bag.  :bird:
Isn't the first time Pitt's misogynistic tendencies have surfaced.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Skul on November 08, 2012, 07:05:58 PM
For those that missed the fun...
This was directed at DUmpmonkey Bobolink, a purported homeless female living in a Buick.
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You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

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Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.

Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

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Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ******* promise.

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.
It was.
Ban hammer dropped, Wilbur smoked a pole, and was allowed to post a retraction as "temporary sockpuppet".
Probably made a large monetary contribution, and was reinstated.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2012, 07:15:30 PM
Ah, Pitt. Hatin' on the wimminz again.

Last night, after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol, Pitt stared at the bedroom ceiling. Cigarette smoke curled from the butt in the astray beside the bed. His pregnant wife snored gently beside him.

Pitt's brow was furrowed at something just out of reach in his mind. Pitt remembered, vaguely, that he hadn't been able to get an erection since that one time in the truck stop bathroom down in Crawford back in '08. "Ah, Juanito", he said to himself softly, remembering.

His wife stirred at the sound, and moved away from the smells of old cigarette smoke and alcoholism on his side of the bed. Pitt looked at her, slowly moving from point A to point B in his mind. It took a few minutes, but Pitt realized that the baby could not be his. After all, you can't shoot pool with a rope, can you?

"But who, who, who is the baby daddy?", Pitt asked himself, almost rhythmically, as he stared at his sleeping wife darkly.

(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/Loose%20ends/eyes.jpg)
Could this brown-eyed devil be Baby Pitt's real daddy?
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Skul on November 08, 2012, 07:20:38 PM
Ah, Pitt. Hatin' on the wimminz again.

Last night, after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol, Pitt stared at the bedroom ceiling. Cigarette smoke curled from the butt in the astray beside the bed. His pregnant wife snored gently beside him.

Pitt's brow was furrowed at something just out of reach in his mind. Pitt remembered, vaguely, that he hadn't been able to get an erection since that one time in the truck stop bathroom down in Crawford back in '08. "Ah, Juanito", he said to himself softly, remembering.

His wife stirred at the sound, and moved away from the smells of old cigarette smoke and alcoholism on his side of the bed. Pitt looked at her, slowly moving from point A to point B in his mind. It took a few minutes, but Pitt realized that the baby could not be his. After all, you can't shoot pool with a rope, can you?

"But who, who, who is the baby daddy?", Pitt asked himself, almost rhythmically, as he stared at his sleeping wife darkly.

(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/Loose%20ends/eyes.jpg)
Could this brown-eyed devil be Baby Pitt's real daddy?
:ohmy:
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Delmar on November 08, 2012, 07:54:13 PM
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:46 PM
heaven05 (1,247 posts)
33. I

question whether she really has MS.

From the POS DUmmy scum heavennumbers with the avatar of the Vietnam Service Medal ribbon--color me skeptical. 

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10021763849
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 08, 2012, 08:30:18 PM
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:46 PM
heaven05 (1,247 posts)
33. I

question whether she really has MS.
DUchenozzle heavennumbers is talking about Mrs. Romney, not Pitt's inked-up, knocked-up woman.

It would be great if the DUmmies' president could say if he had a son, he would look just like Pitt's kid.
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Skul on November 08, 2012, 08:54:09 PM
DUchenozzle heavennumbers is talking about Mrs. Romney, not Pitt's inked-up, knocked-up woman.

It would be great if the DUmmies' president could say if he had a son, he would look just like Pitt's kid.
No hair, no balls?
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 08, 2012, 10:47:16 PM
What a wuss!  :mental:
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: JakeStyle on November 08, 2012, 11:27:02 PM
He's a tough guy, you don't want to mess with him, he has a goatee and everything! 
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Big Dog on November 09, 2012, 05:53:06 AM
He's a tough guy, you don't want to mess with him, he has a goatee and everything! 

That Will Pitt is a bad mother...


Raven sent me a home video of her baby boy when he first grew that goatee:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luSI1hFDZ7w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now they are picking on Ann
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 09, 2012, 08:20:42 PM
That Will Pitt is a bad mother...


Raven sent me a home video of her baby boy when he first grew that goatee:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luSI1hFDZ7w[/youtube]
That goat is pretty much everyone who voted for 0bama a second time after the last four years of failure.