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Title: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 06:55:43 PM
This red grouse, which is a subspecies of willow ptarmigan, is near a pipeline. He is protecting it from terrorist and sodomite rabbits. Rabbits manipulate the monetary system and control oil prices.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/46584243@N00/8155143143/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46584243@N00/8155174014/in/photostream/
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Zeus on November 07, 2012, 06:58:51 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 06:55:43 PM
This red grouse, which is a subspecies of willow ptarmigan, is near a pipeline. He is protecting it from terrorist and sodomite rabbits. Rabbits manipulate the monetary system and control oil prices.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/46584243@N00/8155143143/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46584243@N00/8155174014/in/photostream/

Silly bird didn't get the memo pipelines don't like critters  :wink:

Those rocks musta really pissed someone off to get caged up like that.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 07:00:54 PM
Quote from: Zeus on November 07, 2012, 06:58:51 PM
Silly bird didn't get the memo pipelines don't like critters  :wink:

Those rocks musta really pissed someone off to get caged up like that.

Apparently ptarmigans like pipelines. It gives them warmth and humans who want to survive pay them to guard it from rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, and magpies.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: thundley4 on November 07, 2012, 07:14:05 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 07:00:54 PM
Apparently ptarmigans like pipelines. It gives them warmth and humans who want to survive pay them to guard it from rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, and magpies.

Or the red grumpy bird was acting as a lookout for the muslims trying to bomb the pipeline.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Jasonw560 on November 07, 2012, 07:44:44 PM
Yes, but how do they taste on the grill?
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2012, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 07, 2012, 07:14:05 PM
Or the red grumpy bird was acting as a lookout for the muslims trying to bomb the pipeline.

H5 given, as this is the far more likely reason. :tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 07, 2012, 07:14:05 PM
Or the red grumpy bird was acting as a lookout for the muslims trying to bomb the pipeline.

Ptarmigans do not side with Muslims terrorists. It is the rabbits that do. They were even found at Bin Laden's compound.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Chris_ on November 07, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 08:55:29 PM
Ptarmigans do not side with Muslims terrorists. It is the rabbits that do. They were even found at Bin Laden's compound.
Innocent bystanders.  They were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on November 07, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
Innocent bystanders.  They were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I call BS on that. They were rabbits planning to engage in terrorism. Getting their orders from Bugs Bunny. The real Bugs Bunny is hiding somewhere.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/03/article-1383067-0BE31E4700000578-527_636x345.jpg)

Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/osamas-family-gave-me-two-rabbits-as-a-present-says-12yearold-neighbour-6397775.html
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: vesta111 on November 08, 2012, 05:07:17 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
I call BS on that. They were rabbits planning to engage in terrorism. Getting their orders from Bugs Bunny. The real Bugs Bunny is hiding somewhere.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/03/article-1383067-0BE31E4700000578-527_636x345.jpg)

Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/osamas-family-gave-me-two-rabbits-as-a-present-says-12yearold-neighbour-6397775.html

Special agent Elmer Fudd has been tracking Bugs Bunny for years now, Staked out the locations of farms that grow carrots and even some farmers markets I hear.

At one time Agent Fudd went undercover to work for Kellogg's and their Trix division who had hired Bugs to do the Silly Rabbit commercials.

  BTW you do know when Easter comes it is the Rabbit that brings the eggs, are these eggs from Ptarmigan raided nests ???

OH the Horror, the lives lost, Innocent lives unborn at that.    ---------Recipe for stuffed eggs follows----YUMMMM
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: ColonelCarrots on November 08, 2012, 05:31:28 AM
Those are clearly undercover agents.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Wineslob on November 08, 2012, 02:01:36 PM
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Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: ChuckJ on November 08, 2012, 08:27:29 PM
Is that bottom one the one that got after the peanut farmer? Or is it snugs after a bad night out?
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 08, 2012, 10:45:42 PM
Quote from: Wineslob on November 08, 2012, 02:01:36 PM
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Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Skul on November 09, 2012, 02:50:14 PM
This ain't gonna end well. Nope. :muahaha:
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2012, 03:04:47 PM
Quote from: Skul on November 09, 2012, 02:50:14 PM
This ain't gonna end well. Nope. :muahaha:

Never does. Take it to the Fight Club. It just proves that God does indeed hates bunnies, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels.
Title: Re: Red Grouse/Ptarmigan Near Pipeline
Post by: Wineslob on November 09, 2012, 04:24:50 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2012, 03:04:47 PM
Never does. Take it to the Fight Club. It just proves that God does indeed hates bunnies, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels.


Hating ground squirrels, that I can get behind.



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