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Title: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: Freeper on November 06, 2012, 06:23:38 PM
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grantcart
 
Dear Trolls,


 
I am now offering for sale an instruction booklet that will help you stay a little longer.

A couple of tips for free;

# 42 As an adjective it is always "Democratic" not Democrat.

# 23 For the rational world "FOX News" is a source of comic relief, "Comedy Central's The Daily Show" is a source for quality information, informed perspective and an occasional laugh".

#113 Being overly concerned with less than 30 replies, really is a reliable tell.

# 232 Think about the whole "I am a long time lurker and I recently joined DU and am shocked that you are all such big pricks". If you are a long time lurker then really nothing should surprise you. If you were a long time lurker then you would know that when one of our long time members faces adversity or publlishes a picture of their cat with a ball of string we all reach for the kleenex but if we think some newbie is jerking our chain we bring out the artillery.

#332 When you quote something from FReeperland or the CCave and just can't seem to find any evidence to counter it and need help because it sounds so sensible, go to the bomb shelter.

#437 Make a donation. That star always fools us.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021729215

Hey grantfart our moles know what they are doing and don't need your help.  :-)
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: Skul on November 06, 2012, 06:25:30 PM
Time to fire up the mole.
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: Freeper on November 06, 2012, 06:26:32 PM
Time to fire up the mole.

I already did, and I posted tips for moles at DU under a name that starts with a G.  :-)
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 06, 2012, 06:43:55 PM
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# 23 For the rational world "FOX News" is a source of comic relief, "Comedy Central's The Daily Show" is a source for quality information, informed perspective and an occasional laugh".

This is how you guys earn the name "DUmmies."
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2012, 06:46:24 PM
This is how you guys earn the name "DUmmies."

The grantfart primitive can't teach franksolich--or any other mole from here--a damned thing.

We know it all; he doesn't know excresence.
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: Skul on November 06, 2012, 06:48:11 PM
Meta forum seems a bit quiet.
GD is starting to hit the panic button.
Maybe I'll stay up an hour later tonight just to watch the meltdown.
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 06, 2012, 06:53:12 PM
The grantfart primitive can't teach franksolich--or any other mole from here--a damned thing.

We know it all; he doesn't know excresence.
He also does not know what that word means.
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 06, 2012, 07:04:24 PM
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#437 Make a donation. That star always fools us.

Actually, Skinner pays me to mole because he understands that is good for his bottom line. And Skinner, much like uber-liberal Steve Jobs was, is all about the bottom line.

Pay Skinner so Skinner can keep paying me.
Title: Re: Grantfart gives us moling tips.
Post by: JLO on November 06, 2012, 07:14:45 PM
I already did, and I posted tips for moles at DU under a name that starts with a G.  :-)

 :cheersmate: :lol: