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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Aristotelian on November 06, 2012, 05:31:15 PM
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Taverner (50,419 posts)
How much booze am I gonna need to get through this night?
26 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Just 1 bomber of good beer 0 (0%)
Just 2 bombers of good beer 3 (12%)
Just 1 six pack of good beer 3 (12%)
1 bottle of gin 2 (8%)
1 bottle of absinthe 1 (4%)
2 bottles of vodka 1 (4%)
2 bottles of mescal 1 (4%)
2 bottles of paint thinner 2 (8%)
1/2 bottle of laudanum 4 (15%)
Other 9 (35%)
0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Quality over quantity - get the right stuff and a single mouthful will have the desired effect.
DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018228761)
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Maybe he should just cook up another batch of whatever that stuff he was talking about the other day. I forget what it's called.
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Will Taverner even realize who won?
Or will he discover the awful truth with a terrible hangover tomorrow morning/noon?
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Taverner is one of those I'll be watching most intently tonight. He may start with booze (don't fool yourselves, DUmbshits, he's starting with MD20/20 and going downhill from there) but he won't stay away from self-medicating very long, especially once the tallies on the east coast start rolling in in earnest, and Virginia, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Ohio all go down one by one to the eeeeeee-vil Emperor Cheney and his pupil Darth rMoney, using the dark side of the Diebold.
It's gonna be a fun night.
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Maybe he should just cook up another batch of whatever that stuff he was talking about the other day. I forget what it's called.
Laudanum.
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That's great that DUmmy Taverner is consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
On top of his daily load of intravenous heroin, maybe he'll come through where Pam Dawson has so far failed us.