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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Vagabond on November 06, 2012, 03:48:24 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021727496
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:47 AM
WilliamPitt (52,342 posts)
My brain just crawled out of my ear and committed suicide in the bathroom.
I don't blame it.
Yes, I'm listening to Chuck Todd, Haley Barbour and Tom Brokaw on MSNBC. At the same time.
Every two years I have to have a news station on all day long. It has been a rough re-entry into that sad necessity this morning. God, I hope things improve.
What an utter ****ing wasteland is cable TV news.
Ugh.
Question: What are his brains and his liver? Answer: Two things that Will Pitt's lifestyle has killed.
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:17 AM
mick063 (777 posts)
25. Exhibit #1
That Fox News has no counter.
On election day, they all become Fox News.
Social media is all we have. They know it and just like they are taking your right to vote away, your ability to politically assemble through social media is next.
Bank on it.
I really don't know what this dufus said, but since he said bank on it, I feel safe.
Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #42)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:44 AM
WilliamPitt (52,342 posts)
43. It's a work requirement.
Who knew that keeping tabs on politics was something a assistant bouncer needed to do.
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:48 PM
Bossy Monkey (15,589 posts)
58. Better if you take a drink every time they say "closely fought," "horserace" or "battleground state,
or so I assume.
Hell, he does that anyway.
Response to Bossy Monkey (Reply #58)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:58 PM
WilliamPitt (52,342 posts)
62. OK
...but when my Truthout Election Blog post is "qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq," you'll know it's because I knocked myself out.
No it isn't. When you get smashed, you post things about 24 business hours and sealed subpeanoes while keyboard commandoing against little ole homeless ladies that have internet. In between bouts of daring conservatives to figure out your favorite watering hole, that is.
The rest of the thread is a bunch of sycophants.
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DAMNIT !
I knew there was something I forgot to do !
I was going to take a minority ownership stake in Bukowski Tavern and make a few quick bucks... :rant:
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bouts of daring conservatives to figure out your favorite watering hole.
We'll just nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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WillPitt's drinking game is triggered by nouns and verbs.
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WillPitt's drinking game is triggered by nouns and verbs.
:-) :-)
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WillPitt's drinking game is triggered by nouns and verbs.
Oh,
And here I thought it was triggered by breathing and blinking on TV. My bad. :rotf:
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WillPitt's drinking game is triggered by nouns and verbs.
Good thing it isn't periods, or the SOB would be dead from alcohol poisoning. On second thought, scratch that 'Good thing' part.
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Question: What are his brains and his liver? Answer: Two things that Will Pitt's lifestyle has killed.
There is a third...
(http://redsmithfoods.com/jpegs/DSC_0100.jpg)
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I'll believe in Pittstains suicide right after Pam dies.
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I thought his brain did that years ago.
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I thought his brain did that years ago.
Same here.
After all, having a non-functioning brain is a mandatory requirement to be a dim/liberal/progressive in good standing.
Or in WR Pitt's case, good staggering. :drunksailor:
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I'll believe in Pittstains suicide right after Pam dies.
Pam will very likely outlive her fellow plagiarist.
Despite her promise to die almost immediately of her alleged gut rot disease, Pam started a thread today describing herself as "excited and optimistic" over the muslim's reelection chances.
Pitt, on the other hand, while being more discreet about personal matters than the chromosomally-challenged Pam Dawson, is subject to all the life-shortening hazards that come with long term alcoholism.
One can hope they both depart this mortal coil very shortly.
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Pam will very likely outlive her fellow plagiarist.
Despite her promise to die almost immediately of her alleged gut rot disease, Pam started a thread today describing herself as "excited and optimistic" over the muslim's reelection chances.
Pitt, on the other hand, while being more discreet about personal matters than the chromosomally-challenged Pam Dawson, is subject to all the life-shortening hazards that come with long term alcoholism.
One can hope they both depart this mortal coil very shortly.
And, in case one doesn't know, Top DUmmie awards can be given posthumously.
I wouldn't mind writing a few.
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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:47 AM
WilliamPitt (52,342 posts)
My brain just crawled out of my ear and committed suicide in the bathroom.
Brain made it, with room to spare.