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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Freeper on November 06, 2012, 01:16:14 PM

Title: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: Freeper on November 06, 2012, 01:16:14 PM

I was about to vote for Romney but when I had the ballot in hand I couldn't fill in the little oval. No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't.


So I grabbed my ballot went up to the volunteer table and asked them if I could get a pen that still has ink in it. Then I filled in the oval.

:D:

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: Jasonw560 on November 06, 2012, 01:16:56 PM

 :rotf:

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: Mike220 on November 06, 2012, 01:18:54 PM

I give it one bong out of pity.

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 06, 2012, 01:21:57 PM

you should have started out with a "sooooooo..."

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: md11hydmec on November 06, 2012, 04:30:20 PM

Dan, you almost had me converted :-)

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: DixieBelle on November 06, 2012, 04:31:08 PM

zero bongs!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: Kyle Ricky on November 06, 2012, 04:38:53 PM

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:   :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 06, 2012, 05:37:13 PM

But then a cop jumped out of the bushes with a pen. He was beating a Black Panther at the time and heard Freeper's lament.

Two liberals swooned at the sight. and everyone else switched their votes to Romney.
A socialist came up to me with his list of talking points and I said, "So?" He couldn't answer and voted for Romney too-with tears of relief.

On the way home I ran over a dozen Occupiers. Some of them can sure run. But I got em! thank me later.

Title: Re: I'm sorry cavers
Post by: jtyangel on November 06, 2012, 05:42:10 PM

Man, were you going to get a full out ass kicking.  :lmao: :cheersmate: