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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on November 06, 2012, 01:12:22 PM
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center rising (916 posts)
Just won an argument with Republican birther
Coming home from voting at my polling place here in Ct. Walked by a guy with a sign that said "Don't vote for the Kenyan" Asked him why he thought Obama was born in Kenya when he produced a birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii. He said there was a video online proving his birth in a Kenyan hospital. When I told him that was a fraud, he snapped back that the video was from some very "reliable" people. I asked who, and he didn't tell me!!
I pressed him further to name names. I said if you have solid evidence, come forward with it. He still refused. Then he shouted Obama kills jobs. I responded with two words, Bain capitol!! That pissed him off big time. He called me a socialist, and said Obama is in cahoots with Castro's Cuba and Hugo Chavez. I said Romney is in cahoots with Wall Street and billionaires.
Then he went ballistic, calling me every name in the book. i asked him why he voted for Romney and he said, "I don't want any ****ing socialist Kenyan running the country". I said so you want a flip flopping, lying Wall Street, soulless idiot running the country?? He said this conversation was over, got in his car, and sped off in a huff!!
I just love it when a birther goes nuts!!
Then your mother woke you up from your weed-induced slumber, "Timmy, you've soiled your jammies again".
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0 bongs. No conversion, no cheering crowd, no cops jumping out of bushes.
Man, they really suck at this.
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center rising (916 posts)
At least he waited for a while until doing his bouncy. Optimum time to avoid being obvious is between 850 and 1500 posts.
Of course while waiting it's a good idea to at least come up with a bouncy worth reading.
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Actually, stupid rising, you actually get -1 bong. I was just reminded that all "real" bouncies begin with "so."
Better luck next time.
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:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
These are pathetic. I hope they get better after Romney takes his place in the Oval Office.
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0 bongs. No conversion, no cheering crowd, no cops jumping out of bushes.
Man, they really suck at this.
Skins had to shit-can the really good Bouncy writers when their head meds could no longer keep them from wandering down verboten avenues of dementia.
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It doesn't really sound as if he *won* the argument. Therefore, without a conversion the structure collapses. The numerous exclamation points were funny, though.
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BC or no BC, Obama is still a bastard.
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0 bongs. No conversion, no cheering crowd, no cops jumping out of bushes.
Man, they really suck at this.
Not even a good argument from him. He was just as nutty as the imaginary birther.
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Well, I had a conversation with my very dear liberal friend (she thinks OregonMoveOn.org is an unbiased news source). She owns the local feed store & it one of the places I sell my eggs. I'm pro life and she's pro abortion and we both know where each other stands.
Me: Hey Mary, here's my chicken abortions because my hens have the right to choose!
Her: And they should!
Both: Laughter because we respect each others' different points of view and figure a feed store isn't an appropriate place to bash each other over the head with our different opinions. We both realize this will be a tense day for both and care enough about each other to not discuss serious issues. When Romney wins, I'll make sure to NOT talk politics for a while.
Oh, and then her African Grey, Smoky Joe, jumped out from behind the feed bins and pretended to call himself on the phone by making phone ringing noises and said, "Hello, hello, Smoky Joe!" Sorry, that's as close to a cop I can get.
Cindie