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Title: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 06, 2012, 04:52:36 AM
It's a pity he never had the stones to stay more than a few posts here; he'd've been a fun chew toy:

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BanTheGOP (866 posts)

When the Exit Polls show Obama winning HANDILY, watch for Repukes to jig the machines. STOP THEM!!

 We have an excellent strategy!

The Exit Polling methodology will indicate a HUGE Obama margin of victory tomorrow, based upon the sampling weights that are being engineered. [what? --SgtSB] So when the voting gets closer, we will be able to have our lawyers in place to prevent the inevitable tampering, as the people will not LET the repukes screw with the vote like they did in 2004 in Ohio, and 2000 in Florida.
 
Keep in mind that, based upon my own sources, [voices? --Sgt SB] we will have a significant advantage and in a normal, fair world, Obama would be declared the winner 10 minutes after voting is closed, BUT we will have to deal with the cheating machines. This is where we have to PUSH and PUSH to ensure that the repuke votes do NOT get counted illegally.
 
Count on it: Big Exit Polling indication for Obama; vote machine tampering to make it look like the voting was a lot closer.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021725755

I'm guessing in his world an "illegal vote" is any vote not cast for Obama.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: jtyangel on November 06, 2012, 06:01:15 AM
Where you know they intend to be fraudulent in some way is the quote of saying they will have a significant advantage. Then you aren't playing fairly ban of that's the case and it not relates to your candidates positions. In the real works where only responsible adults vote it's actually conservatives who have the advantage. The only way democrats could ultimately keep winning is to appeal to the laziness of their constituency through early voting and such. I know some of you guys avail yourself of it but I doubt anyone here would not vote if all of a sudden they actually has only the one day at one location again.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: Carl on November 06, 2012, 06:07:57 AM
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BanTheGOP (866 posts)

When the Exit Polls show Obama winning HANDILY, watch for Repukes to jig the machines. STOP THEM!!
Racist
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: hillneck on November 06, 2012, 07:20:20 AM
Besides BOG being the complete idiotic buffoon we can always count on for a laugh.  If he would look and notice that they are doing exit polling in about 31 states and almost all are blue states (i.e. California, New York).  Just setting the table for the "They cheated" line. 
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: FlaGator on November 06, 2012, 08:06:00 AM
If the exit polling differs greatly from the actual results then libs will only have themselves to blame. They have been so quick to label everyone who disagrees with Obama and his policies racist that I suspect the a lot of people who, in the privacy of a voting booth, vote for Romney will tell the pollster the he or she voted Obama just to avoid the label of Racist.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: NHSparky on November 06, 2012, 08:07:50 AM
Why even bother counting the votes then, Ban?  Why not just have Soledad O'Braindead hang out in NYC and declare the winner based on who she talks to coming out of the polling place?

Idiot.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 06, 2012, 08:50:07 AM
Sounds like TIA is one of his 'Sources.'

 :rotf:
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 06, 2012, 09:28:20 AM
From Texacon in another thread:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80527.msg983073.html#msg983073
http://washingtonexaminer.com/philly-gop-poll-inspectors-being-ousted-for-dems/article/2512714#.UJkskoa3TTq
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Philly GOP: Poll inspectors being ousted for Dems

Court-appointed Republican poll inspectors are being forcibly removed from voting stations in some Philadelphia wards and replaced in some cases by Democratic inspectors and even members of the Black Panthers, according to GOP officials.
Someone needs to call the US DOJ and have them stop this... ::)
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 06, 2012, 11:02:57 AM
If the exit polling differs greatly from the actual results then libs will only have themselves to blame. They have been so quick to label everyone who disagrees with Obama and his policies racist that I suspect the a lot of people who, in the privacy of a voting booth, vote for Romney will tell the pollster the he or she voted Obama just to avoid the label of Racist.


Target!  H5!
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: Zeus on November 06, 2012, 12:08:07 PM
If the exit polling differs greatly from the actual results then libs will only have themselves to blame. They have been so quick to label everyone who disagrees with Obama and his policies racist that I suspect the a lot of people who, in the privacy of a voting booth, vote for Romney will tell the pollster the he or she voted Obama just to avoid the label of Racist.

Same reason reg polls show it's a tight race.

Also why polls numbers don't seem to square with external data.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: txradioguy on November 06, 2012, 12:10:35 PM
Hey Ban...since you're a member here...will you come over tomorrow and explain how Romney won with over 300EC votes if the system is as rigged as you say?

I can't wait to hear your explanation.

You know...being a guy not afraid to come over here and take us on and all.   :whatever:
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: jukin on November 06, 2012, 01:30:58 PM
1. Even though the GOP has a +2 in party identification.
2. Even though the GOP beat the piss out of the donks in 2010.
3. Even though the polls are waited 50% higher than the 2008 +7 for the democrat party.
4. Even though republicans will crawl over broken glass to vote.
5. Even though the republicans will pick up HOR seats.
6. Even though America is far worse off than four years ago.
7. Even though for every job created 75 Americans have gone on food stamps.

Obama is going to win.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: Chris_ on November 06, 2012, 01:36:06 PM
1. Even though the GOP has a +2 in party identification.
2. Even though the GOP beat the piss out of the donks in 2010.
3. Even though the polls are waited 50% higher than the 2008 +7 for the democrat party.
4. Even though republicans will crawl over broken glass to vote.
5. Even though the republicans will pick up HOR seats.
6. Even though America is far worse off than four years ago.
7. Even though for every job created 75 Americans have gone on food stamps.

Obama is going to win.
Must be some good :stoner:.

Maybe it's the chemicals in the gummint cheese.
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 06, 2012, 01:49:07 PM
The DUmmies will cry election fraud immediately if Romney wins.  They are so delusional that they can't imagine anybody not voting for Obama. 
Title: Re: BantheGOP puts in an election day appearance
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on November 06, 2012, 03:21:34 PM
The DUmmies will cry election fraud immediately if Romney wins.  They are so delusional that they can't imagine anybody not voting for Obama. 

 :lmao: I am expecting that there will be a big enough lead that it will not be possible for them to call election fraud. It will just make them look like this kid:
http://thecellculturedish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/veruca-salt.jpg (http://thecellculturedish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/veruca-salt.jpg) (Sorry I couldn't get it to appear in the message :argh:)

 I have a feeling that the DUches will be doing this by the end of the evening  :stoner: (Couldn't find a 'suck start a shotgun' emoticon, so this will have to do).