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Title: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: JakeStyle on November 05, 2012, 06:21:58 PM
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Stinky The Clown (48,041 posts)

"Its time we get on the white path." "Do the white thing this election day."

Listen VERY closely to Ryan when he speaks. Sparkly and I both heard this kind of thing on at least three occasions when we heard soundbites. It is VERY subtle and one of those things you're not sure you heard unless you hear it.

 I can just picture him and his nutjob better half egging each other on.  It's called dementia Stinky, you have it.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2012, 06:25:59 PM
What a buffoon.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: ChuckJ on November 05, 2012, 06:27:02 PM
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Stinky The Clown (48,041 posts)

"Its time we get on the white path." "Do the white thing this election day."

Listen VERY closely to Ryan when he speaks. Sparkly and I both heard this kind of thing on at least three occasions when we heard soundbites. It is VERY subtle and one of those things you're not sure you heard unless you hear it.

You heard incorrectly Smelly. "It's time we get on the write path." "Do the write thing this election day." Apparently your subconscious heard it though because you're writing. You're following his instructions. I bet he's got you programmed to vote Romney/Ryan and you don't even know it.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 05, 2012, 06:42:43 PM
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Listen VERY closely

...from someone who obviously doesn't'.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 05, 2012, 07:05:54 PM
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Response to mike_c (Reply #2)
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 06:42 PM
 Stinky The Clown (48,042 posts)
6. Either that or a heretofore unreported speech impediment.

Again, it is very subtle. Neither of us mentioned it for a while because our reaction was the same as yours.

"Seriously?"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2012, 07:07:09 PM
Maybe Stinky is thinking of his friend, Bigus Dickus.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Freeper on November 05, 2012, 07:10:30 PM
They are the biggest bunch of idiots in the world. they have to invent stuff like this so they can prove to themselves how racist we are. Meanwhile all us decent civilized people don't hear these dog whistles that has them howling and wagging their tails.

Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: USA4ME on November 05, 2012, 07:15:31 PM
You heard incorrectly Smelly. "It's time we get on the right path." "Do the right thing this election day."

Right.

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Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2012, 07:16:55 PM
A most peculiar comment from a primitive who lives in an exclusive affluent suburb of Baltimore because his papier-mache trophy wife's afraid of.....black people.

Like many Demiocrats, she can take.....black people.....in the abstract, but in real life, no.

  
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Undies on November 05, 2012, 07:18:12 PM
I don't want to do half the white thing ever again!
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 05, 2012, 10:50:54 PM
White ON!!!
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: jukin on November 05, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
Stinky can pucker up and suck a nice wet shiny turd out of my balloon knot.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 05, 2012, 11:26:24 PM
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Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: dandi on November 05, 2012, 11:28:51 PM
I picture him, having recorded that line, sitting in front of the TV with a vacant expression on his face, playing it over and over.

...play...rewind...play...rewind...play...rewind...play...rewind...

Like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, banging out All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy for page after page on the typewriter.

I hope Sparkly has removed all the axes from their home.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: thundley4 on November 05, 2012, 11:31:06 PM
I picture him, having recorded that line, sitting in front of the TV with a vacant expression on his face, playing it over and over.

...play...rewind...play...rewind...play...rewind...play...rewind...

Like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, banging out All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy for page after page on the typewriter.

I hope Sparkly has removed all the axes from their home.

Why? 
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 05, 2012, 11:33:45 PM
They need a visit from the "Your meds, take them" kitty.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: dandi on November 05, 2012, 11:44:59 PM
Why? 

"Heeeeeeeeeres Stinky"


(http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad77/dandi56/Heres-Johnny.jpg)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 06, 2012, 12:02:30 AM
You can make yourself hear pretty much anything if you try hard enough.

However, as someone who had years of speech classes to overcome an R to W speech impediment (Along with others), and as someone who slips into using a W instead of an R when I'm particularly tired, I'm a bit offended by Stinky's post. 
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: Karin on November 06, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
As someone pointed out in NR, there's a reason all these liberals are hearing the dog whistles, and we cannot.  Have you figured it out, Stinky? 
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: 67 Rover on November 06, 2012, 10:30:39 AM
It is like those ghost hunter clowns that record some static and then tell you what you are going to hear in it.
Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: BEG on November 06, 2012, 10:34:26 AM
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Title: Re: Husband to Sporkly is hearing things
Post by: BEG on November 06, 2012, 10:35:26 AM
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