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Title: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 05, 2012, 04:19:29 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021719928

He's high-strung by nature:

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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:58 PM
PCIntern (13,305 posts)

I...HAVE...A...GIANT...****ING...HEADACHE!!!!!!
I'm having trouble concentrating and breathing: my respiration is so shallow that I periodically yawn, not because I'm tired, but from lack of oxygen. The pit of my stomach feels like it did when I had a piano recital to play and had not practiced nearly enough. I feel as though I'm going to shake uncontrollably and possibly puke at any minute. I just want to go to sleep and awaken at 11:00 PM tomorrow night to the 'dulcet tones' of Brian Williams/Wolf Blitzer/Tweety exclaiming that Barack Hussein Obama is once again elected to the high office of President of the United States of America.

Jeez...how long is the next 30 hours going to take?10

maybe Casey will lose too
PANIC ATTACK!!!
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: njpines on November 05, 2012, 04:26:24 PM: Quote from: Tess Anderson on November 05, 2012, 04:19:29 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021719928

He's high-strung by nature:

maybe Casey will lose too
PANIC ATTACK!!!

Oh yeah -- double prizes!!!!
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: USA4ME on November 05, 2012, 04:29:04 PM: Quote from:
PCIntern

Jeez...how long is the next 30 hours going to take?

Look janitor, don't think of it as 30 hours. Think of it as 3.75 office cleanings.

.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2012, 04:39:05 PM: If your candidate is so bad that you're suffering physical discomfort, maybe that should tell you something.

Personally, I feel like a kid the night before Christmas.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Carl on November 05, 2012, 04:46:28 PM: Yet this clown wants people to believe he can to the delicate work of dentistry. ::)
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: miskie on November 05, 2012, 04:59:24 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on November 05, 2012, 04:39:05 PM
If your candidate is so bad that you're suffering physical discomfort, maybe that should tell you something.

That was my first thought - ProctologyIntern may be in complete denial on the surface, but his subconscious knows that the story he keeps telling himself about The One's easy victory is a fairy tale.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2012, 05:05:53 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on November 05, 2012, 04:39:05 PM
Personally, I feel like a kid the night before Christmas.

Me too.

And there's the sense that I should've put out a Las Vegas Leviathan-sized sock, rather than my own size 10.5, because it looks to be overflowing.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 05, 2012, 05:14:26 PM: 'High-strung?' Dear Tess, you do have a gift for the wry understatement.

:lmao:

I hope the little freak's head asplodes, myself, and his little freaky friends' heads, too.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 05, 2012, 05:23:57 PM: He used Barack Obama's middle name. What a racist!
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: miskie on November 05, 2012, 05:28:43 PM: ..aside..

[youtube=420,315]uoLoyg3JKRQ[/youtube]

This is all I could think about after reading PCI's post above.
Title: Re: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 05, 2012, 05:31:07 PM: If only it were 30 business hours.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Ogre on November 05, 2012, 05:34:57 PM: You know for a group of people who are certain dear leader will be reelected they seem awfully skiddish.

Perhaps the dental office ~~janitor~~, errr.. custodian over medicated himself this morning and is just experiencing side effects.
Title: Re: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 05, 2012, 06:40:23 PM: Less than 24 hours to go until the first polls close :yahoo: