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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on November 02, 2012, 05:50:00 PM
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woolldog (6,685 posts)
Anyone started taunting conservatives yet?
I've been trying to wait until Tuesday or Wed but it's tough!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251202826
Odds are you will under your bed in the fetal position for at least a week.
Kalidurga (3,231 posts)
1. I am going to wait.
I did some taunting earlier in the year during the Mitt Romney Comedy Tour. I was glad to see he extended the tour to the US. The problem with taunting Republicans they don't understand what Romney is doing is stupid. They have no problem with him stealing pensions. They don't get why lying is wrong. It's an amazing thing to see. But, I will be taunting them starting Wed.
So you lie about Romney then tell us lying is wrong, and you can't figure out why we don't believe you?
R. Daneel Olivaw (515 posts)
16. I believe that the best method is to just watch them in agony after the 6th.
Enjoy the schadenfreude. Don't go nuclear on them all at once. A little at a time will do.
I have plans for my family and friends. So many plans.
And they wonder why no one wants to be around them. :-)
LiberalFighter (29,552 posts)
18. It's best to wait and not look like a fool.
You are a lib and even worse a DUmmy, you should be used to looking like a fool.
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Well dummie... let us look at things from a logical perspective.
Let's say obumbles wins the election. Know what I will do the next morning? I will get up and go to work... like I always do along with all the conservatives I know.
Now let's say Romney wins the election. Ya all will be gnashing your teeth, calling in to work sick/dead/whatever, and spend the next week or two depressed.
Now dummies, I got a question for you. Which group are the dumb ones?
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Facebook exchange with an old high school friend:
Me: If you don't want a liar in the WH, it's time to vote Obama OUT!
Him: Oh please Mary Ann...don't insult my intelligence! Even if you accept the premise that Obama is a "liar" (in any real sense beyond the fact that all politicians are liars by nature and necessity) Replacing him with a bona fide lying, arrogant, elitist, opportunistic, racist, misogynistic, white male, bat-shit crazy space alien loving moron is not an improvement in any way, shape or form! And if you seriously think Romney would be a better choice, then you are as detached from the reality of honest blue collar human experience as the rest of the upper class, right wing, fascist, white bread, Nazi Re-thug-licans that you count as friends. Romney is endemic of the GOP, Oligarch and right wing fundies' attempt to take over this country at any cost...supporting any candidate who can bring their racist, puritanical christian agenda of domination to the fore... no matter how unpalatable that candidate may be. It's you people...you holier-than-thou racists, living in your comfortable white bread upper middle class subdivisions who have started this war of "class", this war of "morals"... and in the end it is YOU who will suffer for it! I swear I will fight you to my dying breath! Amen
This unprovoked meanness is proof positive that the hard left libbies know their days are numbered!!!
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Facebook exchange with an old high school friend:
Me: If you don't want a liar in the WH, it's time to vote Obama OUT!
Him: Oh please Mary Ann...don't insult my intelligence! Even if you accept the premise that Obama is a "liar" (in any real sense beyond the fact that all politicians are liars by nature and necessity) Replacing him with a bona fide lying, arrogant, elitist, opportunistic, racist, misogynistic, white male, bat-shit crazy space alien loving moron is not an improvement in any way, shape or form! And if you seriously think Romney would be a better choice, then you are as detached from the reality of honest blue collar human experience as the rest of the upper class, right wing, fascist, white bread, Nazi Re-thug-licans that you count as friends. Romney is endemic of the GOP, Oligarch and right wing fundies' attempt to take over this country at any cost...supporting any candidate who can bring their racist, puritanical christian agenda of domination to the fore... no matter how unpalatable that candidate may be. It's you people...you holier-than-thou racists, living in your comfortable white bread upper middle class subdivisions who have started this war of "class", this war of "morals"... and in the end it is YOU who will suffer for it! I swear I will fight you to my dying breath! Amen
This unprovoked meanness is proof positive that the hard left libbies know their days are numbered!!!
Wow, that person just described a liberal to a T...
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Wow, that person just described a liberal to a T...
Yup.
I try to go easy on him because he is still in shock over Scott Walker winning the recall. :yahoo:
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Facebook exchange with an old high school friend:
Me: If you don't want a liar in the WH, it's time to vote Obama OUT!
Him: Oh please Mary Ann...don't insult my intelligence! Even if you accept the premise that Obama is a "liar" (in any real sense beyond the fact that all politicians are liars by nature and necessity) Replacing him with a bona fide lying, arrogant, elitist, opportunistic, racist, misogynistic, white male, bat-shit crazy space alien loving moron is not an improvement in any way, shape or form! And if you seriously think Romney would be a better choice, then you are as detached from the reality of honest blue collar human experience as the rest of the upper class, right wing, fascist, white bread, Nazi Re-thug-licans that you count as friends. Romney is endemic of the GOP, Oligarch and right wing fundies' attempt to take over this country at any cost...supporting any candidate who can bring their racist, puritanical christian agenda of domination to the fore... no matter how unpalatable that candidate may be. It's you people...you holier-than-thou racists, living in your comfortable white bread upper middle class subdivisions who have started this war of "class", this war of "morals"... and in the end it is YOU who will suffer for it! I swear I will fight you to my dying breath! Amen
This unprovoked meanness is proof positive that the hard left libbies know their days are numbered!!!
You handled it well. If it had been me he'd be gone ASAP! Not without some parting words of course.
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You handled it well. If it had been me he'd be gone ASAP! Not without some parting words of course.
Well, I do plan to unfriend him, but I'm hoping to be able to post a couple of celebratory comments Tuesday evening that I hope he will see. :-)
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Are taunting and mercilessly gloating the same thing?
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Replacing him with a bona fide lying, arrogant, elitist, opportunistic, racist, misogynistic, white male, bat-shit crazy space alien loving moron is not an improvement in any way, shape or form!
Well, he/she/it got the white male part right. The rest is a perfect description of SCOAMF. Space alien loving? Whaaaaa....
...you holier-than-thou racists, living in your comfortable white bread upper middle class subdivisions who have started this war of "class", this war of "morals"... and in the end it is YOU who will suffer for it! I swear I will fight you to my dying breath! Amen
This is/was a High School friend?!?!?!? :o
geeez.........rather unhinged.
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...you holier-than-thou racists, living in your comfortable white bread upper middle class subdivisions who have started this war of "class", this war of "morals"... and in the end it is YOU who will suffer for it! I swear I will fight you to my dying breath! Amen
1--not racist--I hate Barry's white half, too.
2--not white bread--I prefer whole wheat
3--not upper middle class, by any means
4--I live in the woods, not a subdivision
5--I consider myself an unwilling conscript in the class war started by Barry Big-Ears
6--hey, I'm not fighting any "war of morals;" I truly believe in live & let live
7--I'm not suffering, but I think this dude may be.
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Those tears are going to be EXTRA salty and delicious...AND early. Make sure to get home quick or you'll miss it.
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Facebook exchange with an old high school friend:
Me: If you don't want a liar in the WH, it's time to vote Obama OUT!
Him: Oh please Mary Ann...don't insult my intelligence! Even if you accept the premise that Obama is a "liar" (in any real sense beyond the fact that all politicians are liars by nature and necessity) Replacing him with a bona fide lying, arrogant, elitist, opportunistic, racist, misogynistic, white male, bat-shit crazy space alien loving moron is not an improvement in any way, shape or form! And if you seriously think Romney would be a better choice, then you are as detached from the reality of honest blue collar human experience as the rest of the upper class, right wing, fascist, white bread, Nazi Re-thug-licans that you count as friends. Romney is endemic of the GOP, Oligarch and right wing fundies' attempt to take over this country at any cost...supporting any candidate who can bring their racist, puritanical christian agenda of domination to the fore... no matter how unpalatable that candidate may be. It's you people...you holier-than-thou racists, living in your comfortable white bread upper middle class subdivisions who have started this war of "class", this war of "morals"... and in the end it is YOU who will suffer for it! I swear I will fight you to my dying breath! Amen
This unprovoked meanness is proof positive that the hard left libbies know their days are numbered!!!
What's his DU name?
I would like to ask him or any DUmmy how is it that Mitt Romney who grew up in a household where the father marched with black folks for civil rights could grow up to be a racist. On the other hand 0bama's father wasn't fond of crackers at all, and Barry himself wrote some pretty racist things in his autobiography.
So based on the upbringing of the 2 which one is more likely to be racist?
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Those tears are going to be EXTRA salty and delicious...AND early. Make sure to get home quick or you'll miss it.
It is going to be great watching their misery on Tuesday night
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It is going to be great watching their misery on Tuesday night
Win or lose, happy or sad, I fully plan on taunting the primitives.
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Well dummie... let us look at things from a logical perspective.
Let's say obumbles wins the election. Know what I will do the next morning? I will get up and go to work... like I always do along with all the conservatives I know.
Now let's say Romney wins the election. Ya all will be gnashing your teeth, calling in to work sick/dead/whatever, and spend the next week or two depressed.
Now dummies, I got a question for you. Which group are the dumb ones?
You know this got me thinking. Weren't there a couple dummies along the way who fessed up to being so depressed after the bush win they either lost their jobs or were looking for the disability gravy train feeling they were unable to work because of their depression. I seem to recall such a thing.
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Well, I do plan to unfriend him, but I'm hoping to be able to post a couple of celebratory comments Tuesday evening that I hope he will see. :-)
Make sure you quote his previous comments when you do. O-)
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You know this got me thinking. Weren't there a couple dummies along the way who fessed up to being so depressed after the bush win they either lost their jobs or were looking for the disability gravy train feeling they were unable to work because of their depression. I seem to recall such a thing.
Vaugely, I recall that.
But I recall more when poor stupid Beth said George Bush made her so "depressed" she'd gone from 25mg to 50mg to 100mg to 250mg to 500mg of some mood-altering pharmaceutical over the course of one year, I think 2005.
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I don't get off work until 9pm on Tuesday so the MSNBC wail train should be at full steam by the time I get home. :-)
Just the thing to add a little enjoyment to the traditional Tuesday evening bacon cheeseburger.
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Vaugely, I recall that.
But I recall more when poor stupid Beth said George Bush made her so "depressed" she'd gone from 25mg to 50mg to 100mg to 250mg to 500mg of some mood-altering pharmaceutical over the course of one year, I think 2005.
Oh I seem to recall that too. Really if she's that far gone she should be kissing the feet of the civilized person who values human life enough that she can live even in her deranged state. The kind of society the primitives long for is cruel and the unhinged either become despots or are left stammering in a pool of their own urine on a street corner or worse. In every society where mental instability was allowed to reign the cost to the mentally unstable ultimately has been very grave. They should be thankful not hateful to the civilized compassion that still sees them as valuable in the sense of. God created human life.
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What's his DU name?
I would like to ask him or any DUmmy how is it that Mitt Romney who grew up in a household where the father marched with black folks for civil rights could grow up to be a racist. On the other hand 0bama's father wasn't fond of crackers at all, and Barry himself wrote some pretty racist things in his autobiography.
So based on the upbringing of the 2 which one is more likely to be racist?
According to them, he has (R) all the credentials.
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I don't get off work until 9pm on Tuesday so the MSNBC wail train should be at full steam by the time I get home. :-)
Just the thing to add a little enjoyment to the traditional Tuesday evening bacon cheeseburger.
Make it a double with extra bacon. :wink:
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woolldog (6,685 posts)
Anyone started taunting conservatives yet?
By all means start your taunting. Go ahead. Because I will be having the last laugh Tuesday night.
Your anguished cry of despair will be all the sweeter when you eat crow as well.
Anyone with a brain can see the inevitable approaching...and its not a victory for Obama.
Look at my sig if you want a hint.
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The kind of society the primitives long for is cruel and the unhinged either become despots or are left stammering in a pool of their own urine on a street corner or worse.
Oh,....nah..it'll be wonderful, if we just get out of the way and die.
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/021/5/c/Unicorns_Fart_Rainbows__3_by_thunderwolf900.png#unicorns%20farting%20rainbows)
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By all means start your taunting. Go ahead. Because I will be having the last laugh Tuesday night.
Your anguished cry of despair will be all the sweeter when you eat crow as well.
Anyone with a brain can see the inevitable approaching...and its not a victory for Obama.
Look at my sig if you want a hint.
And perhaps a little sweetner to the schadenfreunde:
WaPo: Republican may add to their House majority (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2012/11/02/house-republicans-could-add-to-their-majority-on-election-day/?print=1)
The WaPo?
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And perhaps a little sweetner to the schadenfreunde:
WaPo: Republican may add to their House majority (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2012/11/02/house-republicans-could-add-to-their-majority-on-election-day/?print=1)
The WaPo?
At the very worst--I always put possibilities into three categories: (a) the worst possible scenario, (b) the most likely scenario, and (c) the best possible scenario--Barack Milhous, with the help of corrupt machine bosses in the blue cities, will eke out a razor-thin victory, the Republicans will lose circa 8-10 seats in the House, and the Republicans will pick up only three or four new seats in the Senate.
That's the worst possible thing that can happen; it's not however the most likely thing to happen.
If the worst possible thing happens, I'm going to be grateful for what we got and carry on, tormenting the primitives.
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You know this got me thinking. Weren't there a couple dummies along the way who fessed up to being so depressed after the bush win they either lost their jobs or were looking for the disability gravy train feeling they were unable to work because of their depression. I seem to recall such a thing.
There were some... don't recall how many or who they were. I seem to recall Vincent D'Onofrio, the guy that plays the detective on Law and Order - Criminal Intent, taking a leave of absence from acting cause he was so distraught over Bush beating Kerry. :rotf: :rotf:
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There were some... don't recall how many or who they were. I seem to recall Vincent D'Onofrio, the guy that plays the detective on Law and Order - Criminal Intent, taking a leave of absence from acting cause he was so distraught over Bush beating Kerry. :rotf: :rotf:
Private Pyle?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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There were some... don't recall how many or who they were. I seem to recall Vincent D'Onofrio, the guy that plays the detective on Law and Order - Criminal Intent, taking a leave of absence from acting cause he was so distraught over Bush beating Kerry. :rotf: :rotf:
He was actually cracking up on set. He'd go into tirades and it would halt production
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He was actually cracking up on set. He'd go into tirades and it would halt production
I thought I had read something about it somewhere TRG. Wonder what his DU name is? Wonder why he didn't leave the country? Wonder why he doesn't cut a check to the government for more than he owes in taxes?
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Well dummie... let us look at things from a logical perspective.
Let's say obumbles wins the election. Know what I will do the next morning? I will get up and go to work... like I always do along with all the conservatives I know.
Now let's say Romney wins the election. Ya all will be gnashing your teeth, calling in to work sick/dead/whatever, and spend the next week or two depressed.
Now dummies, I got a question for you. Which group are the dumb ones?
They won't just be depressed; They'll be completely miserable (Well, more miserable than they normally are, anyway), sobbing uncontrollably, cursing out anyone who tries to interact with them in any way, posting shrieking, obscenity-filled rants on DU, and chugging down anything alcoholic that they can get their hands on.
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A primitive remembers something from years ago.
I remember it, too.
<---- Hadn't even found CC during that time frame.
Response to woolldog (Original post)
Fri Nov 2, 2012, 07:50 PM
progressivebydesign (19,027 posts)
27. No!!! Am i the only one that was here for the 2004 Kerry debacle??
Do not get overconfident. If you think that in 2004 everyone was sitting around DU all gloom and doom, it didn't happen that way. What DID happen is that the days preceding the election, and even election night, people were posting pics of their champagne chilling, and patting each other on the back, and saying "haha, screw you republicans!!!" And then.. suddenly, it all fell apart in Ohio.
I refuse to get overconfident. I am confident, but it's too soon to talk of taunting, or celebrating, etc. We still have 4 days to go... almost there, then I'll be happy to share the taunts with you.
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A primitive remembers something from years ago.
I remember it, too.
<---- Hadn't even found CC during that time frame.
conservativecave didn't come into being until the next to the next to the last day of 2007, December 28 or something.
Before then, many of us were over at our old home, but then much precious material was lost when it crashed the winter-spring of 2008.
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We'll see who's laughing and doing any taunting there is to be done on Wednesday, my little DUmmies.
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The GOP is 250,000 votes ahead of where they were 4 years ago in early voting in Ohio -- a state Obama won by 260,000 votes. This is HUGE.
Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) November 04, 2012
Axelrod Has No Response To Ohio Early Voting Numbers
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV?id={A8518300-83B9-49C0-98BE-AD4E166F34F5}&title=Axelrod-Has-No-Respons-To-Ohio-Early-Voting-Numbers
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They won't just be depressed; They'll be completely miserable (Well, more miserable than they normally are, anyway), sobbing uncontrollably, cursing out anyone who tries to interact with them in any way, posting shrieking, obscenity-filled rants on DU, and chugging down anything alcoholic that they can get their hands on.
I pray you're right.
I remember those hilarious sites in 2004 with countless pictures of sobbing moonbats holding "We're so sorry, world" signs.
It would be so great if they were fired up again.
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Anyone started taunting conservatives yet?
Dunno,
Anyone started reading stories of liberals getting bitchslapped across the mouth yet?
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<<as I write, gearing up the taunting machine so it works nicely Tuesday evening.
That, and the ParGen, the primitive paranoia generator, might prove too much of a stress on the electrical power though.
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So you lie about Romney then tell us lying is wrong, and you can't figure out why we don't believe you?
Maybe it thinks it's talking in terms of multiplication. A negative times a negative IS a positive.
However, whatever it's doing....it's dead wrong.
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It would really be great if tomorrow became a Reagan/Mondale type of election
" Reagan's 525 electoral votes (out of 538) is the highest total ever received by a presidential candidate. "
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Are taunting and mercilessly gloating the same thing?
I hope so, 'cause I'm gonna do both!!!
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I always evaluate things based upon (a) the worst possible case, (b) the most likely case, and (c) the best possible case.
I've said this before, but it doesn't hurt to repeat it.
In the worst possible case, what's going to happen tomorrow is that Barack Milhous is going to eke out a razor-thin victory, the Republicans are going to pick up only two or three new Senate seats, and the Republicans are going to lose about ten seats in the House.
That's the worst possible case.
And it's probably not the most likely case.
But in any case, franksolich plans to carry on as always, taunting and ridiculing and mocking the primitives.
It's my life's work, my destiny; sometimes I think God created franksolich for no reason other than this.
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I always evaluate things based upon (a) the worst possible case, (b) the most likely case, and (c) the best possible case.
I've said this before, but it doesn't hurt to repeat it.
In the worst possible case, what's going to happen tomorrow is that Barack Milhous is going to eke out a razor-thin victory, the Republicans are going to pick up only two or three new Senate seats, and the Republicans are going to lose about ten seats in the House.
That's the worst possible case.
And it's probably not the most likely case.
But in any case, franksolich plans to carry on as always, taunting and ridiculing and mocking the primitives.
It's my life's work, my destiny; sometimes I think God created franksolich for no reason other than this.
Truth to power. Even if Obama wins, the DUmmies will still be leading miserable lives and still complaining about life being unfair. :popcorn: