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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on October 30, 2012, 08:24:22 PM
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BobbyBoring (1,349 posts)
GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
I used to really look forward to Mondays. The Top 10 and Ironic Times All in one day. What a great way to start the week! Follow that up with This Modern World on Tuesday and you're in reality heaven!
I know EarlG is busy, but there's never been more fertile feeding grounds for something like the Top 10 than there is today with the 2012 elections looming.
If I had Mitt Romney bucks, I'd hire Earl to do nothing but write the Top 10! Hell, If I had any dough at all, I would pay him as it's that ****ing good!
Come on EarlG! Got a 2012 Election Edition in ya??
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021673555
You know something? I miss it too. Every week I would be sure to check it out, and every week I was hoping that at least once they would have 10 different people, and every week I was disappointed. They would list Bush at least twice and Cheney at least twice every week. You would think the smartest people in the universe could at least come up with 10 different names.
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How could you miss something that was completely unfunny, boring, and just plain stupid?
Oh... I forgot who I was talking to.
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IIRC, they ended it right about the time the magic one moved his shit in. I would guess they'll start up again sometime about Jan. 21st, 2013.
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I read their features for about 5 minutes back in the day. Auntie Pinko and the hate mail. It was never any good.
This DUmmie should just look at his facial moles in the mirror and that would be about the same experience.
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IIRC, they ended it right about the time the magic one moved his shit in. I would guess they'll start up again sometime about Jan. 21st, 2013.
No, I believe it ended sometime in Bush's second term. I think they got tired of posting the same names over and over again.
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No, I believe it ended sometime in Bush's second term. I think they got tired of posting the same names over and over again.
Yeah, because it would be George Bush listed five times with an occasional Cheney, Rove or Rumsfeld mixed in.
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IIRC, they ended it right about the time the magic one moved his shit in. I would guess they'll start up again sometime about Jan. 21st, 2013.
I was figgerin' the 7th of Nov.!
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Lord Marblehead, EarlG, has about as much a sense of humor as Attila the Hun did.
I read many of them, never read one that wasn't anything more than stupid childish name-calling.
My fellow alum Skins substituted for Lord Marblehead a couple of times, and believe it or not was funnier.
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I wish that skimmer would start back up the incoming hate letters feature. I loved reading what outsiders thought of the DUmp. It made me realize that we are not alone in our feelings of disgust for the primitives. Their insanity is known far and wide.
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I was figgerin' the 7th of Nov.!
Not going to happen. They will still be on suicide watch. I really want to take PTO on November 7, but taking a Wednesday off to go back to work Thursday & Friday is SO LAME!
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Not going to happen. They will still be on suicide watch. I really want to take PTO on November 7, but taking a Wednesday off to go back to work Thursday & Friday is SO LAME!
Much as I want to take time off to watch the hilarity ensue, my anniversary's on the 9th, and that's just a wee bit more important to me.
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My fellow alum Skins substituted for Lord Marblehead a couple of times, and believe it or not was funnier.
Skimmer should hire Pitt for this feature.
When the Pittster's drunk he's a great wit.
It would be his first paying gig.
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BobbyBoner probably misses having the clap too.
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No, I believe it ended sometime in Bush's second term. I think they got tired of posting the same names over and over again.
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Earl still puts out the hate mail. I forget which day, though. Then they all vote for their favorite. He puts it in GD.
That top 10 list sounds dumb. Just repeating George W. Bush 10 times? Bobbyboring is easily amused.
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Skimmer should hire Pitt for this feature.
When the Pittster's drunk he's a great wit.
It would be his first paying gig.
So we get 10 entries of this caliber?
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Mitt Romney holds a "relief effort" rally...in Ohio.
**** you. I'm sorry. That's all I have. **** you. Just **** you.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1670484
I swear he has just 2 modes. Either a meandering, boring, bloviating and sappy mess or short and vulgar. Both look like the author suffers from a bi-polar disorder or maybe the after effects from a brick to the head.
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Star Member WilliamPitt (52,219 posts)
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Mitt Romney holds a "relief effort" rally...in Ohio.
**** you. I'm sorry. That's all I have. **** you. Just **** you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Some of his good stuff!
And when he starts with the Pittian dots?
Where. He. Uses. A. Period. After. Each. Word.
Breaks me up every time!
Wallduded DUmmy Raven must be so proud of her drunken whelp.