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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on October 27, 2012, 05:39:57 PM
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Don't want to jack this thread, but I don't want to make a new one just to relay "Systematic Chaos"' message:
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Sat Oct 27, 2012, 01:08 AM
Systematic Chaos (7,821 posts)
7. Gotta love you ****ing idiots. Your sense of self-importance is always so amusing!
Do me a favor, and go back to your little cave and tell He Who Must Refer to Himself in the Third Person to Captivate His Squad of Cave-****s that I said "hi, Sow-Lick!!"
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021643076
Well, on topic, the DUmmy OP was/is way off the mark, and I wonder if it bugs them that Mercury will be in retrograde on Election Day? ::)
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Because he hasn't given a report for quite a while now, the fat blimp's taken on more poundage, a miserable failure.
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Because he hasn't given a report for quite a while now, the fat blimp's taken on more poundage, a miserable failure.
His coronary arteries are probably 75% blocked. Matter of time before he has 'the big one.'
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(http://laurencboyd.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/cheesy_bacon_fries1.jpg)
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Well here a big "Hello Back!" to Mr Floppy Arms.
If you ever succeed at your diet you're off disability forever. Then you will face the worst nightmare a DUmmy can face...a day job!
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Response to DSC Dumby (Reply #1)
Sat Oct 27, 2012, 01:08 AM
Systematic Chaos (7,821 posts)
7. Gotta love you ****ing idiots. Your sense of self-importance is always so amusing!
Do me a favor, and go back to your little cave and tell He Who Must Refer to Himself in the Third Person to Captivate His Squad of Cave-****s that I said "hi, Sow-Lick!!"
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Damn frank. You've got a squad now? I thought you were like a lone ninja assassin. Considering the feats that they've ascribed to you all by your lonesome, just imagine what you can do with an entire trained squad. I would imagine that the Democrats at DemocratUnderground.com are all cowering in fear.
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Kirk,how any man can subject Janette (seemed to be a truly decent person here) to what you have and do is a disgrace.
Get off your useless fat ass and get in shape,lots of people do but it takes dedication and effort.
The two words "I can`t" have to forever be forgotten.
I doubt you will though becausw you are a hopeless loser always looking to blame someone for your own laziness.
Piece of shit. :bird:
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What kind of stupid ass insult was that?
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What kind of stupid ass insult was that?
Oh, big boy's just in a monumentally sour mood, that's all.
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Well here a big "Hello Back!" to Mr Floppy Arms.
If you ever succeed at your diet you're off disability forever. Then you will face the worst nightmare a DUmmy can face... a day any job!
Fixed that for ya, Mr. Mann.
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The Las Vegas Lardass's statement is a comment at a campfire on Skins's island; I went over to learn what it was all about.
Aviation Pro (7,466 posts) Sat Oct 27, 2012, 12:53 AM
Just wandered over to Freepturd.com
For entertainment value there is nothing like watching the ****ing deluded and their train wreck in progress.
Seriously, are they that ****ing stupid or were they just born this way?
On November 7th will the web site spontaneously combust? I'd give it even odds.
Oh, and to RimJob, how's about taking this quarter's (which often looks like a carry over from last quarter) proceeds and upgrade your archaic, ****ing site, 1991 is asking for it back.
Trust big boy to get confused about which site is which.
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I'm bored with fatso.
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A lot of lurking primitives at this thread, although I dunno if the Las Vegas Leviathan has been here yet or not.
In case he missed it earlier, Kirk can kiss my Republican ass.
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1. Is is freeturpd
or reetard? And your response to a rimjob? Sounds like you are too interested in this activity. But, hey if you want to suck asshole go for it.
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Aviation Pro (7,470 posts)
8. Actually, his/her/its response....
....validated my question and clarified it, they are stupid and were born that way. What ****ing moron outs himself/herself/itself that fast if the intent is to disrupt on an ongoing basis.
Flinging troll bait should be an Olympic sport.
Yet he got your collective panties all bunched up. And it only took one post. I'd say he disrupted well.
The OP that started it all,
Aviation Pro (7,470 posts)
Just wandered over to Freepturd.com
For entertainment value there is nothing like watching the ****ing deluded and their train wreck in progress.
Seriously, are they that ****ing stupid or were they just born this way?
On November 7th will the web site spontaneously combust? I'd give it even odds.
Oh, and to RimJob, how's about taking this quarter's (which often looks like a carry over from last quarter) proceeds and upgrade your archaic, ****ing site, 1991 is asking for it back.
We shall see Mr Aviation amateur, who is crying their eyes out on Nov 6.
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Rather amazed the right seat rider on an airport turd-hearse only cussed a couple times.
Keep it up laddy. Next we'll teach you how to pull the DUmp handle. :-)
Hey, don't knock it, it's a pay jump for you.
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Sat Oct 27, 2012, 01:08 AM
Systematic Chaos (7,821 posts)
7. Gotta love you ****ing idiots. Your sense of self-importance is always so amusing!
Do me a favor, and go back to your little cave and tell He Who Must Refer to Himself in the Third Person to Captivate His Squad of Cave-****s that I said "hi, Sow-Lick!!"
Heya Tubby !
How's about you get your crane out - and load that fat ass onto your rascal and zip over here to show us your brilliance.
While you're at it - you'd better stock up on muktuk. You've dropped below 1000lbs and are starting to look like a skeleton.
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I was just in a nice Las Vegas casino Friday night meeting up with friends from MO.
All the casino workers were friendly, some were out of shape like myself, but all were friendly and kind hearted.
I doubt the Las Vegas Leviathan could be friendly enough to work in the casino business anymore. He would have to smile and refrain from the complaints of his lack of sexual encounters with his wife and his inability to tie his own shoes. Those types of conversations would steer away any high rollers, or even little rollers for that matter.
I also wonder if his shadow might cause a problem for the video surveillance if he was ever to return to dealing cards?
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A lot of lurking primitives at this thread, although I dunno if the Las Vegas Leviathan has been here yet or not.
In case he missed it earlier, Kirk can kiss my Republican ass.
For only about the second time, I missed the photo.
Thank heaven for small favors.
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For only about the second time, I missed the photo.
Thank heaven for small favors.
I miniaturized it; one needed a magnifying glass to see what it was.
I'm sure it went right over everybody's head, though.
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I was just in a nice Las Vegas casino Friday night meeting up with friends from MO.
All the casino workers were friendly, some were out of shape like myself, but all were friendly and kind hearted.
I doubt the Las Vegas Leviathan could be friendly enough to work in the casino business anymore. He would have to smile and refrain from the complaints of his lack of sexual encounters with his wife and his inability to tie his own shoes. Those types of conversations would steer away any high rollers, or even little rollers for that matter.
I also wonder if his shadow might cause a problem for the video surveillance if he was ever to return to dealing cards?
I doubt any casino would spend the money to have a chair made that would hold the lazy fat ass. Not to mention the car lift it would take to jack him up to get him into said chair.
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I doubt any casino would spend the money to have a chair made that would hold the lazy fat ass. Not to mention the car lift it would take to jack him up to get him into said chair.
Chair? I don't think I've seen a single casino employee sitting down.
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Chair? I don't think I've seen a single casino employee sitting down.
Well, that destroyed one of my impressions of the Las Vegas Leviathan.
Disclosure: I've never been inside a casino, not even an Indian "casino" on a reservation.
I'd imagined the Las Vegas Leviathan, when he was working as a card-dealer, sitting at a table with three millionaires from Texas, while he dined on the house--a fringe benefit--and skimmed from the casino take.
It's very odd, that he's never talked about going back into card-dealing after he's "employable."
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I doubt the Las Vegas Leviathan could be friendly enough to work in the casino business anymore. He would have to smile and refrain from the complaints of his lack of sexual encounters with his wife and his inability to tie his own shoes.
You may recall a couple of years ago the LVL claimed Jeanette got frisky and climbed on board. He said her weight caused him great pain so he bucked her off. He probably needs a private pool; whales breed under water.
The shoes are a big obstacle in the advancement of Kirk's career as ....uh..anything. They don't make shoes for flippers the size and shape of a toilet seat lid, and barefoot employment opportunities are slim in this 0conomy.
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You may recall a couple of years ago the LVL claimed Jeanette got frisky and climbed on board. He said her weight caused him great pain so he bucked her off. He probably needs a private pool; whales breed under water.
The shoes are a big obstacle in the advancement of Kirk's career as ....uh..anything. They don't make shoes for flippers the size and shape of a toilet seat lid, and barefoot employment opportunities are slim in this 0conomy.
But if he has to stand while dealing cards in a casino, those enormous feet should give him a good foundation.
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But if he has to stand while dealing cards in a casino, those enormous feet should give him a good foundation.
That's right.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
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That's right.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
I think of them as being two broad-based pedestals, to hold up his incredible bulk.
So there's another employment opportunity for Kirk here; if he can't get work in a casino anymore, he could maybe be the doorman standing underneath the marquee of an expensive hotel.
Doormen get good tips, too, even though they don't do anything other than just stand there.
Of course, the hotel would have to call Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey to rent a circus tent as a uniform for him, because they do have to wear uniforms.