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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Charles Henrickson on October 27, 2012, 12:10:07 PM
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New DUFU up:
DUmmie FUnnies 10-27-12 (Our Second Time with Lena Dunham) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2951074/posts)
(http://wyblog.us/images/lena-and-barry-sitting-in-a-tree.jpg)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcjjqs24EE1qlpulqo1_1280.jpg)
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Lena and Barry on their first date:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4citjVmfN1rszx1ko1_500.jpg)
Lena Dunham, Barry Dunher.
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/stupidobamaad1.png)
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If this ad was so good how come there are only a few comments again?
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If this ad was so good how come there are only a few comments again?
I half heartedly expected them to claim the whole ad was a Nixonian style dirty trick aimed at making Obie look stupid.
Say, anyone know what Donald Segretti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Segretti) has been up to lately. :rotf:
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If Sandra Fluke had a younger sister she'd look just like Lena Dunham.
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Speaking of ads, look at this new 1 for Obama:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/10/27/pro-obama-ad-features-children-singing-about-america-where-sick-peopl
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Speaking of ads, look at this new 1 for Obama:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/10/27/pro-obama-ad-features-children-singing-about-america-where-sick-peopl
They are desperate. I wonder if Allen Grayson wrote the lyrics. :mental:
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Lena and Barry on their first date:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4citjVmfN1rszx1ko1_500.jpg)
Lena Dunham, Barry Dunher.
Somebody call the Wookie and tell we found her arms.
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They are desperate. I wonder if Allen Grayson wrote the lyrics. :mental:
Naah--too complex. :tongue:
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Another Parody Video :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]wAkdHzpXXo0[/youtube]
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Sloppy seconds.
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No comments needed...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/obama_sluts.jpg)
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BONUS PARODY:
LENA, THE TATTOOED LADY
Tune: "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8)
Ah, Lena!
She was the most hilarious creature
Spinning or spun.
Fluke! Garofalo! Maddow!
Rolled into one . . .
Ohhh . . .
Lena, oh Lena,
Say, have you met Lena,
Lena, the tattooed lady!
She supports Barack Obama,
Wants to be his baby mama.
Lena, oh Lena,
She votes her vageena,
Oh Lena, the queen of tattoo!
On her back is a tat of her name on DU,
Beside it a list of the libs that she'd do,
And with it a map of her lady parts, too--
You can learn a lot from Lena!
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
When her vote is deflowered,
She will feel so empowered,
It will reach to infinity.
For a Dem she will yield
Out on love's battlefield--
She's wishing to lose her virginity.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Lena, oh Lena,
Say, have you met Lena,
Oh Lena, the tattooed lady!
Barack was in a downward spiral,
Till she started going viral.
Lena, oh Lena,
Would do an arena
Of lib'rals--yes, she'd do them all!
For starters she'll kiss a Mikulski named Babs,
If he's out of Viagra, she'll let Reid do some grabs,
And on a queer day she'll rub Barney Frank's abs--
You can earn a lot from Lena!
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Come along and see Lena first leaning forward,
Then comes Barack and she's soon bending backward.
Here is Lena Dunham adoring her King of Hearts,
Here's Obama exploring her lady parts.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Here is little Lena recleanin' her downstairs,
Over at the White House they're looking at timeshares.
Here's Lewinsky a-doin' the wayback,
Here is Lena now doin' the swayback.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Lena, oh Lena,
Would do Argentina
To get Barry back in this fall!
She once slept with Texas to get out the vote,
A phallus in Dallas made her boat start to float,
But Mr. Obama had better not gloat--
They're no longer polling Lena!
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If this ad was so good how come there are only a few comments again?
It's not that they're unaware of it. The thing got over a million views in two days. But maybe they're embarrassed by it. The video got a big buzz, but the overwhelming reaction across the nation is ridicule and mockery. The DUmmies want to say it made the prudish, repressed conservatives clutch their pearls and fall on their fainting couches, but the truth of the matter is, we just think these people are DUmb and debauched. So the DUmmies may realize, deep down, that the video is backfiring on Barack.
We're not laughing WITH you, Lena, we're laughing AT you!
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It's not that they're unaware of it. The thing got over a million views in two days. But maybe they're embarrassed by it. The video got a big buzz, but the overwhelming reaction across the nation is ridicule and mockery. The DUmmies want to say it made the prudish, repressed conservatives clutch their pearls and fall on their fainting couches, but the truth of the matter is, we just think these people are DUmb and debauched. So the DUmmies may realize, deep down, that the video is backfiring on Barack.
We're not laughing WITH you, Lena, we're laughing AT you!
I was being sarcastic LOL. I have no doubt the lack of comments are because even leftist women find the ad offensive, but since you can't voice a differing opinion over there, or say anything bad against Obama, they're rendered silent, but the silence is deafening.
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Another Parody Video :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]wAkdHzpXXo0[/youtube]
I subscribed. That was awesome.
From the comments: Voting for Obama the first time was like a first sexual experience, awkward, painful, and you really don't know what you were doing. Then we find it doesn't get any better after 4 years...
LOL @ Chris' post.