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Title: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: Revolution on October 27, 2012, 04:07:43 AM
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dooner (1,045 posts)

If Ann Coulter became a liberal...

and turned her ugly comments towards the right, would you like her any better?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021642726

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OhZone (111 posts)

1. Only if she started to be truth based instead

of being full of shit.

But that won't happen anyway.

Oh well.

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scheming daemons (20,865 posts)

2. She couldn't be a liberal and make those kind of comments. Liberals don't do that.

So your scenario is not possible.

 :lmao: :rotf: *cough, cough, cough* Don't DO that!

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hifiguy (11,559 posts)

3. No. I'd laugh a little, then be

profoundly embarrassed. Meanness without substance ultimately isn't funny.

So what's it like to walk through life embarrassed all the time, hifi?

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TDale313 (327 posts)

4. If she was still as mean-spirited

Then no, I wouldn't like her any better.

I know very, VERY few liberals who aren't at least a little mean spirited. And the ones that aren't are still youngins.

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radical noodle (111 posts)

5. No

She lies and I don't like people who lie, no matter which side does it.

There's an old saying. "Don't piss down my neck, and tell me it's raining."

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etherealtruth (7,241 posts)

8. Not at all ...

That Coulter creature is a vicious piece of trash. I would not want that kind of behavior associated with my political philosophy.

Occ-u-pie.

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Tigress DEM (6,740 posts)

9. You can't turn shit into a turnip unless you chop it up, mix it and bury it in a turnip patch.

NOT that I'm suggesting anything that brutal for Ann, but the change would be just as radically astonishing.

What in the world...?!  :mental:

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chalky (3,144 posts)

10. No, sorry. I agree with scheming daemons.

We fight hateful, vile and cruel. She is hateful, vile and cruel.
You think it's all about who she calls the R word? No. It's the fact that she used the R word at all.

For the record, DUmmie, "uncle tom," and "house n*****" are worse. Also, you people know jack about context. Decent people when saying "retard" are not referring to the mentally challenged in any way, shape, or form. They're most likely referring to liberals. That'd be you, chief.
Title: Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: mamacags on October 27, 2012, 06:06:57 AM
Janeane Garofalo/Sarah Silverman/Whoopie Goldberg/Joy Behar anyone?
Title: Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: Skul on October 27, 2012, 06:28:13 AM
Janeane Garofalo/Sarah Silverman/Whoopie Goldberg/Joy Behar anyone?
Nah, they can keep them.  :-)

Odd that they all forgot the sarc tag.
Title: Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 27, 2012, 06:37:09 AM
Yes. Yes. I see. Using the thinking of the DUmmies on this topic a dropped ball falls up and the moon is in the ocean.

Sorry about the above. I'm just trying to get into the DUmmie mindset so I can help them with my fictional spirit guiding after the election.
Title: Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: Revolution on October 27, 2012, 07:18:31 AM
My nose is running, and my feet smell.

At least in DUmmieland...
Title: Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on October 27, 2012, 07:56:54 AM
Damn it.  That thread is begging for a suicide run.
Title: Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
Post by: Revolution on October 27, 2012, 07:52:42 PM
DU it!