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Title: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 26, 2012, 11:46:05 AM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2950611/posts)

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Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 26, 2012, 11:46:54 AM
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Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Texacon on October 26, 2012, 11:54:05 AM
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I knew 6 people personally who voted for BHO.  Only 1 of them will admit it now and he's as yellow dog as they come.

KC
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on October 26, 2012, 01:10:31 PM
This just goes to show how out of touch they are with regular Americans. This commercial will play well amongst the left, but it won't play well amongst the rest of us, and Obama needs the vote of the rest of us. As a woman who is constantly being told by the left that Republican men have no respect for me, and want to drag me back to the cave with a club, this commercial is proof that leftists are dangerous to women, we're objects to them, we're meant to be dependent on them, we can't think for ourselves, that's what this commercial says. :bird:
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on October 26, 2012, 01:15:17 PM
WOW! the youtube of this ad has 5,083 likes and 6,885 dislikes.

Some comments:

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As if American women don’t already have enough disrespectful, perverted men in the form of classmates, colleagues, bosses, journalists, musicians, entertainers, film and tv writers and producers, and men we encounter anywhere we go, talking to and about us as if we were the slutty bimbos they wish us to be, we now have to hear it from the President of the United States, as well?


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This creeps me out in so many levels.

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Tacky, tasteless, low, dumb, shallow, foolish...um...drone? Government control of your doctor, 6 trillion debt, um....dumb.

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But it's still like 29 months to the election in college age time.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on October 26, 2012, 01:17:14 PM
And more WOW's, the link to the DU thread only has 7 responses to the OP, 7, maybe that ad isn't so good and the left realizes it.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: shadeaux on October 26, 2012, 01:25:26 PM
Lib chicks.

Always the sex partner, never the bride.   :rotf:

Don't wear your vagina on your sleeve, it could get hurt.    :lmao:
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: delilahmused on October 26, 2012, 01:33:54 PM
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do her!

Cindie
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on October 26, 2012, 01:36:20 PM
:lmao:

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Chicks On The Right ‏@chicksonright

Seen on Twitter: "Stop talking about labia, and start talking about Libya, President Obama." LOVE.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 26, 2012, 01:40:37 PM
I had to wiki "Girls HBO series"

So...essentially it's a knock-off of the equally slutty, "Sex in the City" only the females are half as old and none of them are gainfully employed.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 26, 2012, 01:57:20 PM
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do her!

Cindie

I'm with you on that.  She looks like she's trolling for lesbos.

I don't see the underlying message of 'Spread your innocent young legs for the Democrats' being exactly a game-changer.  Kinda like saying 'Bend over and just shut your eyes.'
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: zeitgeist on October 26, 2012, 02:12:48 PM
I'm with you on that.  She looks like she's trolling for lesbos.

I don't see the underlying message of 'Spread your innocent young legs for the Democrats' being exactly a game-changer.  Kinda like saying 'Bend over and just shut your eyes.'

I wounder if she sports the  usual "tramp stamp' landing zone tat as well.  I was never real big on my women sporting more ink than a Bos'n mate chief but then I guess some meterosexuals do. 

(http://imageshack.us/a/img59/7260/nobama12.jpg)
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 26, 2012, 02:32:19 PM
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do her!

Cindie

Then again, even the oblate spheroid found a willing guy. :runaway: :bolt: :panic:
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Gina on October 26, 2012, 02:46:19 PM
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Looks like she is coughing up a hairball  :lmao:
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on October 26, 2012, 04:18:08 PM
She looks like a younger version of Janeane Garofalo ... Yak!

That huge tattoo is  major turnoff for me.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 26, 2012, 04:21:17 PM
She looks like a younger version of Janeane Garofalo ... Yak!

That huge tattoo is  major turnoff for me.

Yeah...I guess it's to help ID the body after the drug deal goes bad.  Not attractive.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2012, 04:30:15 PM
....and be sure to order the accompaning bumber sticker.

"C*NTS FOR THE DUNCE"
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 26, 2012, 04:58:36 PM
She looks like a younger version of Janeane Garofalo ... Yak!

GMTA. Here's what I wrote in the opening of the DUFU:

Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on October 26, 2012, 05:09:16 PM
GMTA. Here's what I wrote in the opening of the DUFU:

Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham.

 :lmao: :lmao: That is good .. Hi5 ...
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 26, 2012, 05:41:13 PM
I wounder if she sports the  usual "tramp stamp' landing zone tat as well.  I was never real big on my women sporting more ink than a Bos'n mate chief but then I guess some meterosexuals do. 

(http://imageshack.us/a/img59/7260/nobama12.jpg)
:-)

The person who invents the $25.00, 15 minute, completely painless tattoo removal procedure will make a fortune in about ten years.  Then again, in about 45 years, working at a retirement home should be interesting.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 26, 2012, 05:42:59 PM
Well isn't that what sexual freedom is about? Having so much sex you feel objectified and then complain later about how women are only shamed for being sexually objectified?
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 26, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
Charles . . .

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dérange à trois

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

And a well-deserved H5!
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: BEG on October 26, 2012, 08:12:52 PM
From Mark Steyn: LINK (http://www.ocregister.com/opinion/obama-375873-video-one.html)

This has more to do with Benghazi but Wonder Virgin gets am honorable mention.

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...But a funny thing happened over the next six weeks: Obama's own cue balls shriveled. Biden had offered up a deft campaign slogan encompassing both domestic and foreign policy: "Osama's dead, and General Motors is alive." But, as the al-Qaida connections to Benghazi dribbled out, leak by leak, the "Osama's dead" became a problematic boast and, left to stand alone, the General Motors line was even less credible. Avoiding the economy and foreign affairs, Obama fell back on Big Bird, and binders and bayonets, just to name the B's in his bonnet. At the second presidential debate, he name-checked Planned Parenthood, the General Motors of the American abortion industry, half-a-dozen times, desperate to preserve his so-called gender gap. Yet, oddly enough, the more furiously Obama and Biden have waved their binders and talked up Sandra Fluke, the more his supposed lead among women has withered away. So now he needs to enthuse the young, who turned out in such numbers for him last time. Hence, the official campaign video (plagiarized from Vladimir Putin, of all people) explaining that voting for Obama is like having sex. The saddest thing about that claim is that, for liberals, it may well be true.   :-)

Both videos – the one faking Obamagasm and the one faking a Benghazi pretext – exemplify the wretched shrinkage that befalls those unable to conceive of anything except in the most self-servingly political terms. Both, in different ways, exemplify why Obama and Biden are unfit for office. One video testifies to a horrible murderous lie at the heart of a head of state's most solemn responsibility, the other to the glib shallow narcissism of a pop-culture presidency, right down to the numbing relentless peer-pressure: C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it; why be the last holdout?

If voting for Obama is like the first time you have sex, it's very difficult to lose your virginity twice. A flailing, pitiful campaign has now adopted Queen Victoria's supposed wedding advice to her daughter: "Lie back and think of England." Lie back and think of America. And then get up and get dressed. Who wants to sleep twice with a $16 trillion broke loser?
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: BEG on October 26, 2012, 08:16:22 PM
Lib chicks.

Always the sex partner, never the bride.   :rotf:

Don't wear your vagina on your sleeve, it could get hurt.    :lmao:

H5
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on October 26, 2012, 10:16:30 PM
:lmao:

[youtube=425,350]sSxDE1QCHA4[/youtube]
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on October 27, 2012, 04:29:22 PM
:lmao:

[youtube=425,350]sSxDE1QCHA4[/youtube]

That is hilarious!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Hi5...
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on October 27, 2012, 08:25:06 PM
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do her!

Cindie

Same here.

She makes Rachel Mancow look feminine.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 27, 2012, 08:30:40 PM
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do her!

Cindie

Well theres a reason Baptist are against alcohol. I think I know the reason...
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: zeitgeist on October 28, 2012, 12:49:21 PM
Well theres a reason Baptist are against alcohol. I think I know the reason...

Bingo.  ^5
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 28, 2012, 02:25:08 PM
Then again, even the oblate spheroid found a willing guy.

Well, to be fair, he was a total moonbat who somehow found himself submerged for three months or so.

His taste in women was no doubt revolting even before the submarine tour.

And even so, there's no proof that he's ever actually "done her".

She's so repulsive that coach withdrew his offer to take one for the team.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 28, 2012, 04:05:29 PM
this commercial is proof that leftists are dangerous to women. . . .

Truly. The Obama campaign should be ashamed of itself for degrading this woman in public, exposing her to open, well-deserved ridicule. They think that young women will vote primarily accordingly to a morally skewed "lady parts" agenda, rather than looking at things like the debt, the economy, jobs, taxes, national security, etc.
Title: Re: "Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham (New DUFU)
Post by: Revolution on October 28, 2012, 04:13:32 PM
This just goes to show how out of touch they are with regular Americans. This commercial will play well amongst the left, but it won't play well amongst the rest of us, and Obama needs the vote of the rest of us. As a woman who is constantly being told by the left that Republican men have no respect for me, and want to drag me back to the cave with a club, this commercial is proof that leftists are dangerous to women, we're objects to them, we're meant to be dependent on them, we can't think for ourselves, that's what this commercial says. :bird:

I disagree. I'm a simple man, and believe it basically just says we got ****ed in '08. In that regard, the commercial is dead accurate. Hi5 for the new siggy, btw.