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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on October 26, 2012, 10:35:25 AM
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From another forum:
GOD HAS SUCH A SENSE OF HUMOR
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever.
She left work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do.
She called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said: "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car.
She looked at the hanger and said "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her HELP.
Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up.
A bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head got off the bike. The woman thought: "This is what you sent to help me?"
However, she was desperate. She was also very thankful!
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday, and I was in prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud "Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!!"
Is GOD Good or What!!!???
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Yes and the nicer we are to each other the more he shows.
jctejas
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Yes and the nicer we are to each other the more he shows.
jctejas
I believe God doesn't show any more or any less love or kindness we just happen to notice/realize it more at times
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I believe God doesn't show any more or any less love or kindness we just happen to notice/realize it more at times
God has a great sense of humor. For those that do not believe in Darwin, why would God make Giraffes, hippos or rhinos ?
Come to think of it why are most males in human or animal body's left out side the body to dangle and be exposed to injury ???
The organs most important to life is inside the body we have ribs that protect them , so why did God put the life giving organ out side the body of a male. Could not all this been kept inside and come out only when needed ??? I am not sure God likes men that much to put their manhood out there to be in harms way. Biggest thing a boy child learns is to close their legs when something is thrown into their lap.
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I believe God doesn't show any more or any less love or kindness we just happen to notice/realize it more at times
Agreed. We notice it the closer we get to Him.
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George Strait - I saw God Today
Just walked down the street to the coffee shop
Had to take a break
I'd been by her side for 18 hours straight
Saw a flower growin' in the middle of the sidewalk
Pushin' up through the concrete
Like it was planted right there for me to see
The flashin' lights
The honkin' horns
All seemed to fade away
In the shadow of that hospital at 5:08
I saw God today
I've been to church
I've read the book
I know he's here
But I don't look
Near as often as I should
Yeah, I know I should
His fingerprints are everywhere
I just slowed down to stop and stare
Opened my eyes and man I swear
I saw God today
Saw a couple walkin' by they were holdin' hands
Man she had that glow
Yeah I couldn't help but notice she was startin' to show it
Stood there for a minute takin' the sky
Lost in that sunset
Splash of amber melted in the shades of red
I've been to church
I've read the book
I know he's here
But I don't look
Near as often as I should
Yeah, I know I should
His fingerprints are everywhere
I just slowed down to stop and stare
Opened my eyes and man I swear
I saw God today
Got my face pressed up against the nursery glass
She's sleepin' like a rock
My name on her wrist
Wearin' tiny pink socks
She's got my nose, she's got her mama's eyes
My brand new baby girl
She's a miracle
I saw God today