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Title: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 25, 2012, 07:47:31 PM
OK DUmmy lurkers, this is for you:

Can you say LANDSLIDE?
Can you say President Romney? Can you say GOP control of both houses?
Can you say hello to Voter ID? Can you say goodbye to the Affordable Health Care Act?

All these things are in your future. I known cause I'm freakin Psychic!

But wait, theres more! The Clintons are gonna start a civil war in the democrat party. Progressives like you will be purged fro any leadership positions. Forces in your own party will fight to prevent another Obama from arising. That means Pelosi and Reid are out too. That muslim (D) congressmen from MN? If he survives the election, he will be tossed out too.

What am I saying? Corporate capitalist democrats will take over, and you socialists will be tossed under the bus!
No soup revolution for you!

Occupy is dead. It's been dead for a year. You just won't admit it. it will be deader after President Elect Romney takes office...


Wait...its all fading...I have another vision!
I see Obama ruining your chance at the 2014 elections....Obama will pardon muslim terrorists and anger the American people. The blind sheik will go to egypt...Terrorists released will KILL Americans between 2013 and 2014, and Democrats will be blamed. more congressional seats will end up in GOP hands.

Further it will come out that the Saudis and other muslim countries PAID Obama for the releases. Just like they are paying for his mansion in Hawaii.


I can hear the muse singing to me...its a sweet voice singing of...DOOM. 

The birther issue will not end as Obama's College transcripts come out revealing he applied as a foreign citizen.
Obama will just keep reminding Americans why they voted against him in 2012. More anger reflected upon your senators and congressmen.

I can see word forming...they are telling me that the military gay policy will be reversed. I'm seeing that the border agents will start arresting illegals.....DOMA will be protected by the govt. gays will have hissy fits and get nasty on the interwebs. DU will have another gay purge.

I see something coming into view... its...Holder goes to jail. Take comfort, DUmmies. at least he will be with his people. Yes, I see the Black Panthers that blocked access to voters in 2008 are there in jail waiting for Holder.

I sense there are other voices waiting to be heard...eager to type a message to you.
Listen to Obi Wan...Save you he can


But mostly I see NO new version of West Wing for you. DUmmies will writhe in agony with no refuge from the conservative onslaught of goodness and light.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: jukin on October 25, 2012, 07:57:25 PM
I agree.

Sanity is going to make a comeback....but I am still getting a couple more weapons before NOvember 6th. Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Big Dog on October 25, 2012, 08:09:02 PM
I agree.

Sanity is going to make a comeback....but I am still getting a couple more weapons before NOvember 6th. Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: GOP Congress on October 25, 2012, 09:41:20 PM
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Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: redwhit on October 25, 2012, 09:53:24 PM
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Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 25, 2012, 10:26:05 PM
I was going to guess: death by auto-erotic strangulation ...but I suppose that works too.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 25, 2012, 10:29:42 PM
Quote
I can hear the muse singing to me...its a sweet voice singing of...DOOM.


Oh, I was so hoping to see the 'D' word in there somewhere!  Thank you, Mr. Mannn!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 26, 2012, 04:15:58 AM
Let's add some mood music!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: lars1701c on October 26, 2012, 06:21:39 AM
OK DUmmy lurkers, this is for you:

Can you say LANDSLIDE?
Can you say President Romney? Can you say GOP control of both houses?
Can you say hello to Voter ID? Can you say goodbye to the Affordable Health Care Act?

All these things are in your future. I known cause I'm freakin Psychic!

But wait, theres more! The Clintons are gonna start a civil war in the democrat party. Progressives like you will be purged fro any leadership positions. Forces in your own party will fight to prevent another Obama from arising. That means Pelosi and Reid are out too. That muslim (D) congressmen from MN? If he survives the election, he will be tossed out too.

What am I saying? Corporate capitalist democrats will take over, and you socialists will be tossed under the bus!
No soup revolution for you!

Occupy is dead. It's been dead for a year. You just won't admit it. it will be deader after President Elect Romney takes office...


Wait...its all fading...I have another vision!
I see Obama ruining your chance at the 2014 elections....Obama will pardon muslim terrorists and anger the American people. The blind sheik will go to egypt...Terrorists released will KILL Americans between 2013 and 2014, and Democrats will be blamed. more congressional seats will end up in GOP hands.

Further it will come out that the Saudis and other muslim countries PAID Obama for the releases. Just like they are paying for his mansion in Hawaii.


I can hear the muse singing to me...its a sweet voice singing of...DOOM. 

The birther issue will not end as Obama's College transcripts come out revealing he applied as a foreign citizen.
Obama will just keep reminding Americans why they voted against him in 2012. More anger reflected upon your senators and congressmen.

I can see word forming...they are telling me that the military gay policy will be reversed. I'm seeing that the border agents will start arresting illegals.....DOMA will be protected by the govt. gays will have hissy fits and get nasty on the interwebs. DU will have another gay purge.

I see something coming into view... its...Holder goes to jail. Take comfort, DUmmies. at least he will be with his people. Yes, I see the Black Panthers that blocked access to voters in 2008 are there in jail waiting for Holder.

I sense there are other voices waiting to be heard...eager to type a message to you.
Listen to Obi Wan...Save you he can


But mostly I see NO new version of West Wing for you. DUmmies will writhe in agony with no refuge from the conservative onslaught of goodness and light.


I love your visions but we'd be hard pressed to gain the WH and keep what we have in the House.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 26, 2012, 06:32:44 AM

I love your visions but we'd be hard pressed to gain the WH and keep what we have in the House.
No. We'll get the house, the senate, and the Presidency.
No one sees Nancy Pelosi taking back the House leadership. Nope it stays where it is. I'm more sure of that than I am of the presidency (and that a sure thing right now).
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 26, 2012, 06:51:35 AM
No. We'll get the house, the senate, and the Presidency.
No one sees Nancy Pelosi taking back the House leadership. Nope it stays where it is. I'm more sure of that than I am of the presidency (and that a sure thing right now).

Dead on.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: wasp69 on October 26, 2012, 08:36:06 AM

I love your visions but we'd be hard pressed to gain the WH and keep what we have in the House.

You're kidding, right?  What do you see that would predicate a loss of majority in the House of Representatives?
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Gina on October 26, 2012, 08:41:27 AM
OK DUmmy lurkers, this is for you:

Can you say LANDSLIDE?
Can you say President Romney? Can you say GOP control of both houses?
Can you say hello to Voter ID? Can you say goodbye to the Affordable Health Care Act?

All these things are in your future. I known cause I'm freakin Psychic!

But wait, theres more! The Clintons are gonna start a civil war in the democrat party. Progressives like you will be purged fro any leadership positions. Forces in your own party will fight to prevent another Obama from arising. That means Pelosi and Reid are out too. That muslim (D) congressmen from MN? If he survives the election, he will be tossed out too.

What am I saying? Corporate capitalist democrats will take over, and you socialists will be tossed under the bus!
No soup revolution for you!

Occupy is dead. It's been dead for a year. You just won't admit it. it will be deader after President Elect Romney takes office...


Wait...its all fading...I have another vision!
I see Obama ruining your chance at the 2014 elections....Obama will pardon muslim terrorists and anger the American people. The blind sheik will go to egypt...Terrorists released will KILL Americans between 2013 and 2014, and Democrats will be blamed. more congressional seats will end up in GOP hands.

Further it will come out that the Saudis and other muslim countries PAID Obama for the releases. Just like they are paying for his mansion in Hawaii.


I can hear the muse singing to me...its a sweet voice singing of...DOOM. 

The birther issue will not end as Obama's College transcripts come out revealing he applied as a foreign citizen.
Obama will just keep reminding Americans why they voted against him in 2012. More anger reflected upon your senators and congressmen.

I can see word forming...they are telling me that the military gay policy will be reversed. I'm seeing that the border agents will start arresting illegals.....DOMA will be protected by the govt. gays will have hissy fits and get nasty on the interwebs. DU will have another gay purge.

I see something coming into view... its...Holder goes to jail. Take comfort, DUmmies. at least he will be with his people. Yes, I see the Black Panthers that blocked access to voters in 2008 are there in jail waiting for Holder.

I sense there are other voices waiting to be heard...eager to type a message to you.
Listen to Obi Wan...Save you he can


But mostly I see NO new version of West Wing for you. DUmmies will writhe in agony with no refuge from the conservative onslaught of goodness and light.

Dood!  you sent a tingle up my leg  :naughty:
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Gina on October 26, 2012, 09:30:39 AM
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Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: jukin on October 26, 2012, 11:01:39 AM
Antoher unbelievable 2% GDP growth under Obama, economic super genius, that will be revised down to 1.5% in a month and finally settle at 1.3%. Now you may ask How did we get this stupendous GDP growth? Well the last quarter the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ramped up spending by 10% ($320 billion more) which is just slightly more than the 2% growth in GDP per the WHOLE year. Obama used our money and our children's, and our grandchildren,... to juice the numbers so he could keep ruining our country.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: franksolich on October 26, 2012, 12:49:25 PM
You're kidding, right?  What do you see that would predicate a loss of majority in the House of Representatives?

My good friend lars1701c is just that way, overly worried.

That way, when it happens, he'll be ten times as happy because he worried so much it wouldn't happen.

lars1701c is a truck driver who goes all over New England and the mid-Atlantic states, and perhaps probably takes a sip of their Kool-Aid every so often, even though he doesn't want to.

lars1701c is cool; just an extreme worrier.

Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Big Dog on October 27, 2012, 10:10:35 AM
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Title: Re: Hey DUmmies! I'm predicting YOUR future!
Post by: Gina on October 29, 2012, 07:26:13 AM
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 :lmao: :naughty: