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Title: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 22, 2012, 01:02:31 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-22-12 (Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2948609/posts)

(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6093/6322159489_135cf21cf2.jpg)
Title: Re: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 22, 2012, 01:07:49 PM
ALLREDDY BOMB
Tune: "Already Gone" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Zcffw76qM)

Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day
And they said Gloria's gonna knock Mitt for a loop
And let me tell ya, she's got some news that's new
And we'll soon find out it's true
And then he'll have to leave the race due to her scoop

It's an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
Woo hoo hoo, bye bye, woo hoo hoo

The threat that is Mitt Romney made me weep and want to die
And I guess I felt like the future wasn't bright
But October, Miss Allred--well, it took us by surprise
Though we're in a tunnel, now we see the light . . . that's right

It's an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
Woo hoo hoo, bye bye, woo hoo hoo . . .

Well, I know it won't be long the polls are down
Heaven knows, it won't be truth that sets us free
So often times it happens that we look for hope and change
And we never even know we have the key

You'll see an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
'Bout an Allreddy bomb

Yes, an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
'Bout an Allreddy bomb

Yes, an Allreddy bomb
Allreddy bomb, alright, nighty night
Allreddy bomb
Title: Re: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on October 22, 2012, 01:21:08 PM
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on October 22, 2012, 01:02:31 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-22-12 (Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2948609/posts)

(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6093/6322159489_135cf21cf2.jpg)

She looks like she is showing the woman how to look while giving the press conference..
Title: Re: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on October 22, 2012, 01:28:24 PM
That was good.  :lmao: Rush, Beck, and Fox are saying that her 'Surprise' is a lady that Mitt tried to talk out of getting an abortion 30 years ago. This is the same story they tried to run in 2008. It didn't work then either..
Title: Re: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 22, 2012, 01:29:21 PM
H5, Charles!  I've got a couple of copies of the Eagles' song.
Title: Re: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 22, 2012, 05:35:20 PM
Gloria in the swell seats:

(http://www.gloriaallred.com/Includes/Templates/Active/images/allreadConv.jpg)

Allred altered for DUmmieland use:

(http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr88/edzo4/allreadConv.jpg)
Title: Re: Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb" (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on October 22, 2012, 07:11:39 PM
Thanks for the siggy pic Charles! :lmao: