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Title: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Freeper on October 18, 2012, 09:08:57 PM: Quote
cliffordu (27,368 posts)

I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.

My grrrrlfriend would jerk him inside out.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021577932

If you need your girlfriend needs to protect you, she just may run off with Tagg after he punches your stupid face. :-)

As usual the goons are making an issue where there is no issue. I heard his remarks and he said he felt like swinging at 0bama for calling his dad a liar, but he would never do that.

I will say one thing they are proving that 0bama was right about something, in 2004 he said that candidates who have no record to run on turn small insignificant issues into something big, and he has done that all through this election.

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cliffordu (27,368 posts)
4. No shit. My girlfriend is an ex tennis pro with core strength and hand and forearm strength so

overwhelming it's frightening to behold.

I believe she could literally stick her hand down his throat, grab his asshole from the inside and literally drag that anus up through his gut and esophagus out his little spoiled mouth and dump his guts on a stage somewhere.

I just wanna see Anne's reaction.

Hate 'em. that's all.

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ELI BOY 1950 (82 posts)
3. TAGG SHOULD...

Be the first in his family to enter the military....his grandfather who ran for the presidency didn't have the balls to...his daddy willard didn't have the balls to (oh he's a morman and get religious deferment)...and none of TAGGS brothers want to fight either...SO SAD...BUT HE IS SO MAD HE WANTs TO PUNCH OUR PRESIDENT AND OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF....somehow I just don't think he would have the balls to do so....Let get rid of this pathetic family forever

Do you really wanna go there DUmmy? Here's a clue for you, you can't use the chicken hawk argument when your own preezy hasn't served a day in his life, yet he is in charge of the military.

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cliffordu (27,368 posts)
6. Yep. Bravo 11 for that little spoiled shit.

He should come to the bar I hang out and say that shit.

Acutally, all he'd have to do is play a nice one on one game with the Prez.

End of sermon.

So if your girl friend isn't around your bar buddies will protect you. :rotf:
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2012, 09:10:30 PM: :yawn:

tweet tweet tweet.... the irritating songbirds of DU continue their inconsequential noisemaking.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Skul on October 18, 2012, 09:11:34 PM: Quote
cliffordu (27,368 posts)
6. Yep. Bravo 11 for that little spoiled shit.

He should come to the bar I hang out and say that shit.
Acutally, all he'd have to do is play a nice one on one game with the Prez.
End of sermon.
Fern bar with paper umbrella drinks. :-)
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Vagabond on October 18, 2012, 09:18:20 PM: Wow! So this little ***** of DUmmie won't even fight. He'll send his girlfriend out to do it for him. I'll bet sex involves his girlfriend using a strap on, too. What a douche!
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 18, 2012, 09:18:47 PM: DUmmy cliffordu is trying to follow the TomInTib script.

Remember TiTtyboy's girlfriend was captain of the Norwegian bikini downhill skiing team, or something like that.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Skul on October 18, 2012, 09:30:28 PM: I'm thinking Cliffordu has a need to poop in his pants.
Tagg would certainly do that to him.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Airwolf on October 18, 2012, 10:51:09 PM: Here's a bit of advise. Strength is not everything in a fight. It's important but not everything.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 18, 2012, 11:07:40 PM: Quote
cliffordu (27,368 posts)
4. No shit. My girlfriend is an ex tennis pro with core strength and hand and forearm strength so

overwhelming it's frightening to behold.

I believe she could literally stick her hand down his throat, grab his asshole from the inside and literally drag that anus up through his gut and esophagus out his little spoiled mouth and dump his guts on a stage somewhere.

I just wanna see Anne's reaction.

Hate 'em. that's all.

(http://i.qkme.me/3q348j.jpg)
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on October 18, 2012, 11:18:01 PM: Damn, I was bracing for a false machismo type of post, instead this guy confirms his beta male status. I wonder what kind of lockbox his girlfriend keeps his testicles in?
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Skul on October 18, 2012, 11:19:38 PM: Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on October 18, 2012, 11:18:01 PM
Damn, I was bracing for a false machismo type of post, instead this guy confirms his beta male status. I wonder what kind of lockbox his girlfriend keeps his testicles in?
A small one.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 18, 2012, 11:25:04 PM: Quote
cliffordu (27,368 posts)
6. Yep. Bravo 11 for that little spoiled shit.

He should come to the bar I hang out and say that shit.

Acutally, all he'd have to do is play a nice one on one game with the Prez.

End of sermon.

Ummm....11 Bravo, mongoloid.

Come at me, bro.
(http://i.eatliver.com/2006/1187.jpg)
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 18, 2012, 11:25:31 PM: Your "grrrrrrrrfriend"? That sounds ghetto. And jerk what out?
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 19, 2012, 06:06:35 AM: Quote
cliffordu (27,368 posts)

I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.

My grrrrlfriend would jerk him inside out.
With or without lotion? How much does she charge? :-)
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Karin on October 19, 2012, 08:10:30 AM: Quote
I believe she could literally stick her hand down his throat, grab his asshole from the inside and literally drag that anus up through his gut and esophagus out his little spoiled mouth and dump his guts on a stage somewhere.

What an extremely bizarre thing to say. What a weirdo. I'm embarrassed for him.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Zathras on October 19, 2012, 08:13:05 AM: Quote from: Karin on October 19, 2012, 08:10:30 AM
What an extremely bizarre thing to say. What a weirdo. I'm embarrassed for him.

Don't be. This DUmmy's "girlfirend" is as imaginary as his bravery.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Chris_ on October 19, 2012, 08:16:56 AM: How cute... all these DUmmies defending their boyfriend Barry against that mean old Romney.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 19, 2012, 08:51:25 AM: Quote from: Zathras on October 19, 2012, 08:13:05 AM
Don't be. This DUmmy's "girlfirend" is as imaginary as his bravery.

Not necessarily . . . I'm sure that the DUmb**** has a right hand.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: AprilRazz on October 19, 2012, 10:59:45 AM: Quote
cliffordu (27,368 posts)

I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.

My grrrrlfriend would jerk him inside out.
Send her to me then Nancy. I spent my time on deployments working out with the Marines and learning all kinds of armed/unarmed hand to hand combat. I am also guessing she probably has a good 50 pounds on me as well.
We will see who jerks who inside out. :evilbird:
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Splashdown on October 19, 2012, 01:04:56 PM: My line on twitter (Lawrence O'Donnel said the same thing) that I'm pretty proud of:

The last time he was in a confrontation, he had to roll for initiative.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 19, 2012, 01:13:55 PM: Quote from: Splashdown on October 19, 2012, 01:04:56 PM
My line on twitter (Lawrence O'Donnel said the same thing) that I'm pretty proud of:

The last time he was in a confrontation, he had to roll for initiative.
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Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: docstew on October 19, 2012, 01:40:51 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 19, 2012, 01:13:55 PM
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Dungeons and Dragons type role playing game reference
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: vesta111 on October 19, 2012, 01:58:06 PM: You'll mistake the Mormons for pacifists. In no way Love, the Mormons were the fiercest fighters in the west, kind of take no prisoner's and to travel 50 miles from their towns the waggon trains had to get a US Army for an escort.

Mormons are survivalists they keep 1-2 years supplus of food for each member of the family on hand. I will bet they also have enough arms to fight off a small army.

I admire their life style, darn if I need a kidney transplant I would hope it came from a Mormon.
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: Splashdown on October 19, 2012, 02:43:12 PM: Quote from: docstew on October 19, 2012, 01:40:51 PM
Dungeons and Dragons type role playing game reference

That. :-)
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 19, 2012, 03:14:00 PM: Quote from: Splashdown on October 19, 2012, 01:04:56 PM
My line on twitter (Lawrence O'Donnel said the same thing) that I'm pretty proud of:

The last time he was in a confrontation, he had to roll for initiative.

I almost spat water all over my screen! H5!
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: miskie on October 19, 2012, 03:24:52 PM: (http://www.uvprocess.com/products%5CSAFETY%20PRODUCTS.A1.SKIN%20CARE%20PRODUCTS.SKINCARE%5CUV%20SKIN%20LOTION.SKINCARE%20K%5CSKINCARE%20K_I002001hand_WebPic1.JPG)

Above. The primitive's 'girlfriend'
Title: Re: I wish Tagg would take a swing at me.
Post by: jukin on October 19, 2012, 05:13:01 PM: I suspect that the amount of Leftist badasses on the DUmp will be inversely proportional to the chances of 0bama winning.