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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on October 14, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11144554
Oh my.
Major Nikon (6,300 posts) Sun Oct 14, 2012, 06:30 PM
The penis as a terrorism device
Just when you thought war rape was down, little did you know that you're waging your own private phallic jihad if you dare engage in PIV sex. If you don't believe it, she has the charts to prove it.
http://factcheckme.wordpress.com/tag/piv/
I managed to smuggle mine through airport security the other day. I guess it must not be as big as I thought.
I went to that link.
Man, there are some really crazy women out there.
That is so weird, that site.
4th law of robotics (5,693 posts) Sun Oct 14, 2012, 06:53 PM
1. Holy shit she found us out!
Time to pack up your penii fellas. The patriarchy is over. We just can't fight with graphs of that magnitude.
Yes the entire sex thing was a scam perpetrated by the patriarchy for time immemorial. In fact without it women can reproduce on their own via parthenogenesis (only daughters of course). It's simple, we just put stuff in the water to prevent it so you would want to keep us around.
Well it was a good run . . .
OffWithTheirHeads (8,323 posts) Sun Oct 14, 2012, 07:47 PM
2. Well, I that guy Rinsed Penis is a terrorist in my book. I don't care how clean he keeps it.
DavidDvorkin (11,500 posts) Sun Oct 14, 2012, 08:21 PM
3. I assume that capitalization and punctuation are also part of a paternalistic conspiracy.
That's it so far, but I imagine there'll be a lot more when the feminist primitives and the truemud primitive see this campfire.
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I can't tell anybody how weird that linked site is.
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On my wedding night, my wife pointed at my whanker and said "Just who do you plan on pleasing with that thing?" I said "Me!"
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What the hell is PIV?
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What the hell is PIV?
"Penis In Vagina"
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"Penis In Vagina"
no, really :rotf:
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I can't tell anybody how weird that linked site is.
I went there and weird is a damned understatement Frank!!!! :mental:
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no, really :rotf:
Really. Absurdity from a feminazi blog....go figure.
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Look at the bright side...
The odds of her procreating are substantially reduced.
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Look at the bright side...
The odds of her procreating are substantially reduced.
But, does she have exposure to young minds, i.e., teach?
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But, does she have exposure to young minds, i.e., teach?
From a cursory view of the site, I get the impression that most of her interaction is with other middle-aged man-hating harridans and lesbos who (Just like the DUmmies) self-elevate their prejudices and desires into a pseudo-intellectual pretension of superiority.
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I can't tell anybody how weird that linked site is.
Very weird.
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On my wedding night, my wife pointed at my whanker and said "Just who do you plan on pleasing with that thing?" I said "Me!"
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After, that's what counts!
Geezuz! The women who did that survey really hook up with some guys who don't know what the **** they're doin'! (pun intended, heh!)