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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on October 14, 2012, 05:21:21 PM
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A quickie Sunday afternoon post.
Is anyone confused about the genders of any primitives?
I was appalled, for example, that one of franksolich's most stalwart friends here in the DUmpster had always thought the skidmarked underwear primitive, the "Skidmore" primitive, was a guy instead of a grey drab disconsolate farmwife in eastern Iowa.
I don't know all the genders of all the primitives, but the combined brain-power in the DUmpster knows.
Is there any primitive about whose gender one is uncertain?
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Yes-
California Peggy.
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California Peggy.
Well now, let's don't make a mockery of this quite-serious inquiry.
I'm talking about the gender primitives were born with, not later surgical alterations.
Let's keep it at that; the primitives' natural gender.
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Well now, let's don't make a mockery of this quite-serious inquiry.
I'm talking about the gender primitives were born with, not later surgical alterations.
Let's keep it at that; the primitives' natural gender.
Many times....I don't have a clue...even when they post pictures.
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Many times....I don't have a clue...even when they post pictures.
Now that there is funny, I don't care who ya are!
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Well now, let's don't make a mockery of this quite-serious inquiry.
I'm talking about the gender primitives were born with, not later surgical alterations.
Let's keep it at that; the primitives' natural gender.
Sorry, a knee-jerk reaction. :-)
PCIntern- I always assumed man, but I've never been sure.
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Now that there is funny, I don't care who ya are!
I made a really big mistake once.
I used to think the current king of the looney forum on Skins's island, the "denninmich" primitive, was a little old lady much like the pie-and-jam primitive, although somewhat less addled. I based that perception upon what--and the way--the primitive wrote.
And so I frequently talked about the primitive as if describing a junior version of Judy.
As it's turned out, ooops, the denninmich primitive is a guy, late 40s, but still lives with his ancient mother, who drives him nuts.
I'm sure I've made other mistakes, but that's the most-recent one.
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Sorry, a knee-jerk reaction. :-)
PCIntern- I always assumed man, but I've never been sure.
He strikes me as male; but whatever, he's 60 years old, if that's worth anything.
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Frank, I'm not sure of the gender of most DUmmies. Not making light of your thread, just saying.
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Frank, I'm not sure of the gender of most DUmmies. Not making light of your thread, just saying.
It can get confusing.
For years and years and years, the subway cat confused many.
The subway cat was born femme but always has wanted to be male.
Some years ago she got all agog and excited when physicians (the subway cat gets free medical care paid for by the taxpayers) and her mother (the subway cat is in her late 40s) decided to have her breasts removed. The subway cat thought for sure it was finally going to happen, as she'd begged to have a sex-change operation for years, and that this breast-removal surgery was the first step.
She went to the primitives on Skins's island, ecstatic.
But then suddenly getting the job half done, the physicians quit cutting; no more surgery for the subway cat.
As it turned out, the breast-removal had been done so as to lower the subway cat's risk of cancer, nothing more than that.
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To tell ya the truth I've always figured they were either female or pussies, so didn't worry about gender.
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Hades fire Frank... sometimes I ain't even sure what species the dummies belong to, let alone the gender!!!
Underground Panther comes to mind. :tongue: :tongue:
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It can get confusing.
For years and years and years, the subway cat confused many.
The subway cat was born femme but always has wanted to be male.
Some years ago she got all agog and excited when physicians (the subway cat gets free medical care paid for by the taxpayers) and her mother (the subway cat is in her late 40s) decided to have her breasts removed. The subway cat thought for sure it was finally going to happen, as she'd begged to have a sex-change operation for years, and that this breast-removal surgery was the first step.
She went to the primitives on Skins's island, ecstatic.
But then suddenly getting the job half done, the physicians quit cutting; no more surgery for the subway cat.
As it turned out, the breast-removal had been done so as to lower the subway cat's risk of cancer, nothing more than that.
I forgot that one, haven't seen them post in quite a while. Did they get booted off of Skammer's little island?
I guess I'm shocked when I realize the most profane DUmmies are women. I guess it is my upbringing.
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My not caring results in my using he/she/it when I refer to the undecideds. I :rotf: and tip my hat at whoever it is that came up with he/she/it/Pat. :-)