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Title: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: franksolich on May 28, 2008, 03:27:55 PM
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Oh my.

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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:38 PM
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Water is wet, sky is up there, asparagus makes my piss reek, and they ****ing lied.

Axiomatic.

They lied. From soup to nuts. Many of us knew this about six years ago. I wrote a book about it.

We knew the MSM was enabling the goddam mess blahblahblahblahblahblech

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Bluebear  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:41 PM
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1. Do you really smell your own urine after sampling different foods?

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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:41 PM
Response to Reply #1

3. Only after eating asparagus.   

But then again, I'm kinda weird.

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dchill  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:47 PM
Response to Reply #3

10. But it's really accidental, and incidental, right?

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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. I do handstands when I pee after eating asparagus.   

The doctor says I'm getting better, tho.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: lastparker on May 28, 2008, 03:31:00 PM
What is axiomatic is that Will Pitt is a boob.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:33:18 PM
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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:54 PM
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16. I do handstands when I pee after eating asparagus.   

The doctor says I'm getting better, tho.

OMG!  I made a joke about peeing while doing a handstand in the "broken urinal in the space station" thread.

the coincidence is really, REALLY, REALLY freaking me out. :thatsright:

Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: dutch508 on May 28, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:33:18 PM
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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. I do handstands when I pee after eating asparagus.   

The doctor says I'm getting better, tho.

OMG!  I made a joke about peeing while doing a handstand in the "broken urinal in the space station" thread.

the coincidence is really, REALLY, REALLY freaking me out. :thatsright:



There are two possible reasons.

1) pitt reads CC and stole your material. Highly probable as he's done that sort of thing before.

2) You are William Rivers Pitt.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: dandi on May 28, 2008, 03:40:21 PM
Will Pitt wrote a book? I don't think he's ever shared that with us before. :whatever:

It was actually more of a pamphlet though, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:41:39 PM
Quote from: dandi on May 28, 2008, 03:40:21 PM
Will Pitt wrote a book? I don't think he's ever shared that with us before. :whatever:

It was actually more of a pamphlet though, wasn't it?

wait.  is he the one that was in viet nam?  no.  wait, that's someone else.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on May 28, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:33:18 PM
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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. I do handstands when I pee after eating asparagus.   

The doctor says I'm getting better, tho.

OMG!  I made a joke about peeing while doing a handstand in the "broken urinal in the space station" thread.

the coincidence is really, REALLY, REALLY freaking me out. :thatsright:



There are two possible reasons.

1) pitt reads CC and stole your material. Highly probable as he's done that sort of thing before.

2) You are William Rivers Pitt.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

that second stung a little bit, ya know. :bird:


 :-)
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: USA4ME on May 28, 2008, 03:44:15 PM
24. Business. Hours.

Yeah Pitty, your lack of honesty certainly does cloud any reason to ever believe you have an ounce of a clue on any topic EXCEPT smelling your own piss.

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Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 28, 2008, 03:45:48 PM
Another bit of information that I didn't need to know about Wee Willie. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 28, 2008, 03:45:48 PM
Another bit of information that I didn't need to know about Wee Willie. :thatsright:

that wee willie's wee smells like, or that wee willie smells his wee? :???:

 :-)
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 28, 2008, 03:54:33 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 28, 2008, 03:45:48 PM
Another bit of information that I didn't need to know about Wee Willie. :thatsright:

that wee willie's wee smells like, or that wee willie smells his wee? :???:

 :-)

BOTH!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 28, 2008, 03:57:21 PM
Reminded me of how an old billy goat will bow up his back and piss on his beard.

They can also bow up, tuck their head back under  and ..........uh....better not go there. We'll wait and see if the Pitt can do that one.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: jukin on May 28, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
If will the pitt could he would give himslef a blow job for 24 business hours......wait mentally he does that all the time.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard sniffs his urine after dining
Post by: megimoo on May 28, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 03:33:18 PM
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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-28-08 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. I do handstands when I pee after eating asparagus.   

The doctor says I'm getting better, tho.

OMG!  I made a joke about peeing while doing a handstand in the "broken urinal in the space station" thread.

the coincidence is really, REALLY, REALLY freaking me out. :thatsright:


Proves he just returned from outer space !