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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 11, 2012, 04:40:45 PM
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OCTOBER 11--A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items.
Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. Robinson, 34, is pictured in the below mug shot.
According to prosecutors, Robinson bought several “pre-packaged CVS Pharmacy Ready-to-Use enemas†between April and June of this year. After using the enemas, he placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds. ...
Floriduh (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/returned-used-enemas-indictment-576341)
Bummer! :-)
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If convicted of the felony rap, Robinson faces a maximum of ten years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
He might be getting some free enemas soon, but not the type he likes. Or maybe he does.
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Floriduh (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/returned-used-enemas-indictment-576341)
Bummer! :-)
What did he do wrong except shop lifting .
Can say he stole the liquid inside the bottles, but if he returned them empty, how did he tamper with the product ??? The product inside the bottles was long gone, interesting leagel problem. One cannot tamper with an absent subsistence.
Say someone buys a couple of bottles of soda, drinks them and fills the bottle with water and returns them to the store, no one has tampered with the soda, added or subtracted from the soda. Once the soda is removed it cannot be tampered with. So shop lifting seems to be a fair charge,
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He must be a real asshole.
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What did he do wrong except shop lifting .
Can say he stole the liquid inside the bottles, but if he returned them empty, how did he tamper with the product ??? The product inside the bottles was long gone, interesting leagel problem. One cannot tamper with an absent subsistence.
Say someone buys a couple of bottles of soda, drinks them and fills the bottle with water and returns them to the store, no one has tampered with the soda, added or subtracted from the soda. Once the soda is removed it cannot be tampered with. So shop lifting seems to be a fair charge,
Did you not read the article? THE ENEMAS WERE USED!!!! There was fecal matter in some of the boxes. There's quite a bit of nasty stuff you can catch from coming into contact with fecal matter, including e. coli. It is a health risk. Every one of those used bottles had the capacity to kill someone.
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His defense won't hold water.
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What did he do wrong except shop lifting .
Can say he stole the liquid inside the bottles, but if he returned them empty, how did he tamper with the product ??? The product inside the bottles was long gone, interesting leagel problem. One cannot tamper with an absent subsistence.
Say someone buys a couple of bottles of soda, drinks them and fills the bottle with water and returns them to the store, no one has tampered with the soda, added or subtracted from the soda. Once the soda is removed it cannot be tampered with. So shop lifting seems to be a fair charge,
It must be my day to deal with idiocy.
vesta, you've captured the entire meaning of "idiocy" in your commentary today. The above is a classic example.
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What did he do wrong except shop lifting .
Can say he stole the liquid inside the bottles, but if he returned them empty, how did he tamper with the product ??? The product inside the bottles was long gone, interesting leagel problem. One cannot tamper with an absent subsistence.
Say someone buys a couple of bottles of soda, drinks them and fills the bottle with water and returns them to the store, no one has tampered with the soda, added or subtracted from the soda. Once the soda is removed it cannot be tampered with. So shop lifting seems to be a fair charge,
Opening the box , then resealing it and returning it to the store for a refund is grounds enough for a product tampering charge. A reasonable person would return to the store with the open box if something was missing.
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What did he do wrong except shop lifting .
1982. Chicago. Tylenol.
Get the ****ing picture?
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An acolyte of Ben Burch? :???:
Feds Bust Man Who Returned Used Enemas
OCTOBER 11--A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items.
Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. Robinson, 34, is pictured in the below mug shot.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/ronaldrobinsonmug.jpg)
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/cvsenema.jpg)
According to prosecutors, Robinson bought several “pre-packaged CVS Pharmacy Ready-to-Use enemas†between April and June of this year. After using the enemas, he placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds.
The used enemas, reshelved by CVS workers, were subsequently sold to unsuspecting customers. The federal indictment charges that Robinson acted with “reckless disregard†and placed others “in danger of death or bodily injury.â€
“It is believed that all customers have been notified of the tainted purchases,†Department of Justice prosecutors said in a press release issued today.
Pretty shitty thing to do, eh? :pokingpoop: :tongue:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/returned-used-enemas-indictment-576341
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What an ASSHOLE.
Those things cost like $4? He couldn't shit that money out? :rant:
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1982. Chicago. Tylenol.
Get the ****ing picture?
Total different thing. [ this for the benefit of those not even born at that time ]
From what little I remember of the case someone thought up a way to get rid of a spouse. They went from store to store buying Tylenol and filling some of the capsules with poison. then smuggled them back into the stores. They just sat back and waited for someone to take a capsule and die. TRUE EVIL. After 3-4 deaths they poisoned their own bottle and waited for the spouse to finally take one of the poisoned pills.
Big problem for the police, what looked like a random act as none of the victims had any connection to each other. All had bought Tylenol at different stores, those that traveled or went out of state on vacation died in other parts of the country. It took a while for a connection to be made with the victims and the Tylenol. As only 1 or 2 of the pills were poisoned it may have taken months before a victim found the poisoned pill.
Only by the grace of the Good Lord did the authority's manage to find one or two boxes unsold in the stores and find the poison.
The poison was unique, it was sold to clean fish tanks and only one of the victims family had a aquarium.
As it is known poisoning is usually a woman's crime, they concentrated on the widow of the victim with the fish tank and BINGO they got their killer.
Not that that long ago we had the snipers killing random people and the police wondering if this was a hide the victim among others, made life a horror for their family's.
This is the reason today we have all these bottles and boxes of items that have double seals and the child proof caps on medication, those pop tops on baby food that at a glance one can tell if the jar had been opened.
Now Sparky I have been reading about the newest fad for the kids for Booze enemas. Pour out the solution, refill with whiskey and a literal BOTTOMS UP.
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Apparently vesta has bouts of lunacy that last for DAYS on end....
:thatsright:
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Mods, bijou already got to this (in The Lounge). Could you merge the two?
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Mods, bijou already got to this (in The Lounge). Could you merge the two?
Maybe you should pay attention next time. :p
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Maybe you should pay attention next time. :p
:tongue:
That's a shitty thing to say . . . :tongue:
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What an ASSHOLE.
Those things cost like $4? He couldn't shit that money out? :rant:
His little plan is all washed up now.
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(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-wtf-where-did-you-get-that.gif)
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Total different thing. [ this for the benefit of those not even born at that time ]
Uh, no. Try again. And you should have remembered a little less, and looked shit up a little more.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders
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Uh, no. Try again. And you should have remembered a little less, and looked shit up a little more.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders
I stand corrected Sparky I believe I confused the copy cat murders and the Tylenol case and rolled them all into one. Not to mention all the crime story's that in books and TV tried to replicate the crimes.
It will not be long before Dateline comes to town to do a story on the Hospital worker that spread Hep. C in the next towns hospital.
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Who goes there? Friend or enema?
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I'm shocked that no one has asked this yet.
What's his DU name?
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What's his DU name?
Enema of the State