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Title: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: franksolich on October 11, 2012, 03:19:01 AM
How are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?

Three, not one, options can be marked.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 11, 2012, 03:28:50 AM
How are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?

Three, not one, options can be marked.

Regardless of outcome, we're gonna hear:

He parked it!

Grand Slam!

Joey is sooooooo sexy!  Whaaaa.....?

blah, blah, blah.....

They can't help themselves.  Self-criticism is sooooo judgmental.


Oh, almost forgot:  Ryan lied!!!!eleventy!!!111!!1!!!
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: franksolich on October 11, 2012, 03:31:02 AM
Regardless of outcome, we're gonna hear:

He parked it!

Grand Slam!

Joey is sooooooo sexy!  Whaaaa.....?

blah, blah, blah.....

They can't help themselves.  Self-criticism is sooooo judgmental.

Oh, almost forgot:  Ryan lied!!!!eleventy!!!111!!1!!!

It still pisses me off to no end, the way the news media pilloried Dan Quayle and adores Joe Bidet.

It really pisses me off.

Dan Quayle is at least ten times brighter than this loser.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 11, 2012, 03:52:02 AM
It still pisses me off to no end, the way the news media pilloried Dan Quayle and adores Joe Bidet.

It really pisses me off.

Dan Quayle is at least ten times brighter than this loser.

I wasn't all that political during that time, but that made me sit up and take notice.  Absolutely ridiculous.  I do remember Slow Joe running for Pres in '88, though.  Yikes!  Quite the gaffe machine back then, too.   He got zapped quick.  They called it a "Shadow of Mistakes" and that it unfairly killed his bid......

Oh, puhleeeze........

Honestly, I was surprised he was still around when Telewoobie Mcmulligan made him his VP.  Then again, it was in the stars.    :puke:
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2012, 04:24:21 AM
I said the first three options.  If they tell a lie enough times, they're hoping that it becomes the truth.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: franksolich on October 11, 2012, 04:54:41 PM
Bump, because the debate's coming up in three hours, after which this poll goes into oblivion.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: miskie on October 11, 2012, 04:57:36 PM
I believe they are going to report it as a level of defeat equal to and/or greater than the defeat Obama was handed by Romney - so, crushing.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: J P Sousa on October 11, 2012, 05:13:02 PM
I'm still shocked they even see Bite-Me as presidential material even VP.
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Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 11, 2012, 05:16:34 PM
Biden crushes Lyin' Ryan!!!

That jeenyus Bidet done did outsmarted that liar, liar...hope his lying pants catch on fire and takes Rmoney/Robme/<insert juvenile liberal name attack here> with him!!

They are toast!!!!!11eleventyeleven!!!1!!!!!

Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 11, 2012, 05:18:27 PM
They're going to say, "Where was the biker chick?"
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: zeitgeist on October 11, 2012, 05:21:43 PM
SloJoe can do no wrong hence he won hands down befrore the starting gun was even fired.  

He could stagger on stage drunk as he was at The Villages and the DUmmies would still have a collective panty wetting event.

Hard core DUmp hags get off on him like a teenage boy on porn.   :pokingpoop:
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 11, 2012, 06:46:32 PM
Does Slow Joe have cheap dentures, or did he have all his teeth filed down?

Check them out - every tooth is identical to the others.

HIs mouth looks like a box of chiclets.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: Revolution on October 11, 2012, 07:04:55 PM
1. Biden defeated Ryan hands down-debate won't be over yet even

2. Eh...DUmmies are unsure. They don't want to say what happened. (Later into the night)

3. Finally, they will say Ryan won, BUT JUST BARELY!! It wasn't a trouncing at all. (It will be.)
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: hillneck on October 11, 2012, 07:34:09 PM
I said the first three options.  If they tell a lie enough times, they're hoping that it becomes the truth.


Especially when those lies are told within a echo chamber.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 11, 2012, 07:49:30 PM
It won't matter at all! DUmmies have to have Biden win or else it will bust their bubble! They think they're the smartest morons on the planet!
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 11, 2012, 08:18:43 PM

3. Finally, they will say Ryan won, BUT JUST BARELY!! It wasn't a trouncing at all. (It will be.)


That's why I said regardless of outcome.  The (D)Ullard psyche cannot take another hit like last time.  They'll be even more  delusional unless Gramps comes up with a "Lloyd Bentsen" moment,  in which case they will be transported to Unicorn Nirvana.  If I had to bet, Joey is wetting his depends just thinking about such an opportunity.   Sorry.  Ryan is far too smart.  The wildcard is the moderator.

Any loss by Bidet will be...."just barely"
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debate?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 11, 2012, 08:21:16 PM
I'm still shocked they even see Bite-Me as presidential material even VP.
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They're (D)Ullards.   Ridiculous, is a state of existence.
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debat
Post by: marv on October 12, 2012, 07:27:37 AM
Does Slow Joe have cheap dentures, or did he have all his teeth filed down?

Check them out - every tooth is identical to the others.

HIs mouth looks like a box of chiclets.
They're called a full upper plate denture, AKA false teeth!
Title: Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's vice-presidential debat
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 12, 2012, 08:06:50 AM
They're called a full upper plate denture, AKA false teeth!

Sort of reminds you of something, doesn't it?  (Go to the 1:00 mark.)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_zlAnZ-gXY[/youtube]