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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on October 10, 2012, 08:33:29 PM
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Ptarmigan 54 up, 10 down
n. A small arctic bird of the grouse family usually found on the tundra. Epitomizing manliness and rugged sexuality, it has been called the most rawly attractive animal on earth. The male is known for its peculiar mating habits which involve several months of stalking its potential mate and culminating in several minutes of angry coitus. This method is extremely effective in populating the tundra. It is also the only known species of fowl to be resistant to bird flu and liberalism. The prairie chicken and the mallard are the pitiful rivals of the Ptarmigan. Ptarmigans have been known to rape and pillage entire nest-cities of prairie chickens and mallards. A legendary intramural sports organization at U of D Jesuit in Detroit is named and modeled after the majestic Ptarmigan.
-"That Ptarmigan is manliest creature I have ever seen."
-"Agreed."
-Prairie Chicken: "I'm afraid for my children."
-Mallard: "We should be."
-"Hey man who are we playing in intramurals today?"
-"The Ptarmigans."
-"Ah, ****."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ptarmigan
Most of it is correct except the enemy of the ptarmigan are rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels. It is the rabbit and gyrfalcon that rape and pillage ptarmigans.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ptarmigan
Most of it is correct except the enemy of the ptarmigan are rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels. It is the rabbit and gyrfalcon that rape and pillage ptarmigans.
I have a cat. She too is an enemy of the ferocious squirrel. As you share common enemies she requests for you consider her an ally in your quest. She would be willing to be at your back with all of her deathly weapons and stealth as you face the enemy. She also wonders how much you weigh? And if ptarmigans are similar to small, tender, tasteful chickens?
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ptarmigan
Most of it is correct except the enemy of the ptarmigan are rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels. It is the rabbit and gyrfalcon that rape and pillage ptarmigans.
So you were raped by a rabbit? Just curious, can you pick him out of a lineup?
(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bugs-bunnyreclining-499x367.jpg)
(http://halftimehennessy.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/trix-rabbit.jpg)
(http://www.threelittleladiesrabbitry.com/nesquik_mascot.jpg)
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So you were raped by a rabbit? Just curious, can you pick him out of a lineup?
(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bugs-bunnyreclining-499x367.jpg)
(http://halftimehennessy.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/trix-rabbit.jpg)
(http://www.threelittleladiesrabbitry.com/nesquik_mascot.jpg)
NO! I hate rabbits because they are evil and oppress and murder ptarmigans and doom humans. All of them should be shot with a rail gun.
GOD HATES BUGS BUNNY!
GOD HATES TRIX BUNNY!
GOD HATES NESQUIK BUNNY!
"Silly rabbit, rabbits go to Hell!"
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So you were raped by a rabbit? Just curious, can you pick him out of a lineup?
(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bugs-bunnyreclining-499x367.jpg)
(http://halftimehennessy.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/trix-rabbit.jpg)
(http://www.threelittleladiesrabbitry.com/nesquik_mascot.jpg)
Young Ptarmigan one Easter long ago.
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/evil_easter_bunny.jpg)
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Young Ptarmigan one Easter long ago.
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/evil_easter_bunny.jpg)
That bunny went to Hell.
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That bunny went to Hell.
I highly doubt that. He was doing the Lord's work. :tongue: :fuelfire:
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(http://eventservices.disney.go.com/files/400000562360.jpg)
Aw, come on, Ptarmy!! You couldn't possibly hate lil' ol' ME!!
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I highly doubt that. He was doing the Lord's work. :tongue: :fuelfire:
Rabbits do work for Satan.
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(http://eventservices.disney.go.com/files/400000562360.jpg)
Aw, come on, Ptarmy!! You couldn't possibly hate lil' ol' ME!!
GOD HATES ROGER RABBIT!
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Rabbits do work for Satan.
I thought of you when I read this article the other day. Mainly about how to ship you over there...
http://www.cracked.com/article_19861_the-5-most-adorable-stories-in-history-war.html
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I have a cat. She too is an enemy of the ferocious squirrel. As you share common enemies she requests for you consider her an ally in your quest. She would be willing to be at your back with all of her deathly weapons and stealth as you face the enemy. She also wonders how much you weigh? And if ptarmigans are similar to small, tender, tasteful chickens?
I simply adore this post.
Hi5.
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I thought of you when I read this article the other day. Mainly about how to ship you over there...
http://www.cracked.com/article_19861_the-5-most-adorable-stories-in-history-war.html
Are humans suicidal??????????????????
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Ptarmigan?s=t
ptar·mi·gan    [tahr-mi-guhn]
noun, plural ptar·mi·gans, ( especially collectively ) ptar·mi·gan.
any of several grouses of the genus Lagopus, of mountainous and cold northern regions, having feathered feet.
Tastes like chicken.
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What Is A Ptarmigan?
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What eats ptarmigans?
Many animals eat ptarmigan and anything at the higher end of the food chain could prey on it, for example wolves, lynx and surprisingly, rabbits.
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What eats a ptarmigan?
Humans are the main predator for ptarmigan, but other animals, such as bears and wildcats, eat it, too.
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