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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: Dori on October 10, 2012, 04:05:43 PM

Title: Ahoy
Post by: Dori on October 10, 2012, 04:05:43 PM
I'm getting very nervous about the upcoming election and thought I would look for a safe harbor of like minded mates.

I live on the left coast - a fish out of water in everyway. 
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Eupher on October 10, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Welcome, Dori. Fret not, you're among friends.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2012, 04:08:11 PM
Hello and welcome.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: CactusCarlos on October 10, 2012, 04:56:50 PM
I'm getting very nervous about the upcoming election and thought I would look for a safe harbor of like minded mates.

I live on the left coast - a fish out of water in everyway. 


Welcome!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2012, 05:22:01 PM
Welcome! Hi5 for getting an avatar so soon!
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 10, 2012, 05:23:16 PM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Big Dog on October 10, 2012, 06:36:24 PM
Welcome, new fish!

(http://img-ipad.lisisoft.com/imgmic/2/4/2486-1-one-fish-two-fish-red-fish.jpg)
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Texacon on October 10, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Howdy. I wouldn't worry. Romney has this.

KC
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: J P Sousa on October 10, 2012, 08:19:51 PM
I'm getting very nervous about the upcoming election and thought I would look for a safe harbor of like minded mates.

I live on the left coast - a fish out of water in everyway. 


Would that be Tax-afornia ?
.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2012, 11:00:32 PM
I have to know... where is the rest of your party (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_names_of_the_dwarves_in_The_Hobbit)?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :rofl:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: IassaFTots on October 11, 2012, 09:17:40 AM
I have to know... where is the rest of your party (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_names_of_the_dwarves_in_The_Hobbit)?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :rofl:

Hi5 for the reference..I was thinking the same thing. 

Hiya Dori, and welcome! 
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: CG6468 on October 11, 2012, 09:59:13 AM
Welcome, Dori! C'mon in - the water's fine here!
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 11, 2012, 10:44:24 AM
Hi dori!  I love that movie!   
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Dori on October 11, 2012, 12:02:01 PM
Thanks for the welcome everyone  :-)  You all seem to be a lively bunch.

Yes, I'm in taxafornia.  3rd generation in fact.  I was also a Democrat a loooooong time ago, or so I thought.  Life's experiences kinda changed all that. I am definately a conservative.


I picked Dori (probably spelled wrong) from the Disney movie "Looking for Nemo".  She easily got confused, but she was brave and her heart was always in the right place. 
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Splashdown on October 11, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
Glad you drifted in. Let me know if you need any kelp getting around. Be careful not to anchor the moderators.

I'm doing these nautical puns on porpoise; just for the halibut.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 11, 2012, 01:28:36 PM
Glad you drifted in. Let me know if you need any kelp getting around. Be careful not to anchor the moderators.

I'm doing these nautical puns on porpoise; just for the halibut.

 :whistling:

sounds a little fishy to me  :rant:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2012, 01:29:37 PM
sounds a little fishy to me  :rant:

Scale back your puns, please.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Splashdown on October 11, 2012, 01:35:04 PM
Sorry. I was just floundering around there.

Maybe I'm just being shellfish.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2012, 01:48:23 PM
Sorry. I was just floundering around there.

Maybe I'm just being shellfish.

That's what you get for putting your finning cap on.

Now go tread water over in the corner.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2012, 02:08:57 PM
That's what you get for putting your finning cap on.

Now go tread water over in the corner.

Stop baiting him, he'll just reel you in.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 11, 2012, 02:34:36 PM
Welcome, you're a pilgrim from an unholy land.

I've been to Taxafornia. Went to a street market, they had a bunch of hippies dancing to music with no structure and rhythm. It was awful.

Also I hope we're finished with these puns?
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Karin on October 11, 2012, 02:57:58 PM
Welcome, Dori!  The pun crowd may hijack your intro thread, but they're a good bunch. 
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Splashdown on October 11, 2012, 04:05:35 PM
Welcome, Dori!  The pun crowd may hijack your intro thread, but they're a good bunch.

Hey, Dori started it with the first post! Don't be so crabby! :-)
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: IassaFTots on October 12, 2012, 10:25:08 AM
Hey, Dori started it with the first post! Don't be so crabby! :-)

Yeah, it's not like you punned for the halibut!!!!  :-)
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Splashdown on October 12, 2012, 10:26:02 AM
Abalone!

I can shell out puns with the best of 'em!
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 10:29:28 AM
Welcome, Dori!  The pun crowd may hijack your intro thread, but they're a good bunch. 

We are gillty  :panic:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: IassaFTots on October 12, 2012, 10:34:54 AM
Abalone!

I can shell out puns with the best of 'em!

Of course you can, my good chum, my good pal! 
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 10:38:25 AM
Of course you can, my good chum, my good pal! 

Eel be back later when I have more time for the net.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Dori on October 12, 2012, 11:22:56 AM
You guys are great.... :rofl:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: CG6468 on October 12, 2012, 11:52:45 AM
We are gillty  :panic:

"We?"   :rofl:

You got a mouse in your pocket?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: vesta111 on October 12, 2012, 11:53:36 AM
You guys are great.... :rofl:

Ignore them tell them to clam up.

I am the Crabby old lady here and I often Whale on others for no Porpoise.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: IassaFTots on October 12, 2012, 11:59:04 AM
Ignore them tell them to clam up.

I am the Crabby old lady here and I often Whale on others for no Porpoise.

Hi5 Vesta.   :-)
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 12:03:03 PM
Ignore them tell them to clam up.

I am the Crabby old lady here and I often Whale on others for no Porpoise.

I want you to sea that we have some clowns around here too.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Splashdown on October 12, 2012, 12:08:25 PM
With friends like us, who needs anemones?
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 12:39:16 PM
With friends like us, who needs anemones?

 :lmao:  going to let you off the hook on that one
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 12, 2012, 03:24:07 PM
I reely trout you buoys and gills will run out fish puns.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 06:26:07 PM
I reely trout you buoys and gills will run out fish puns.
what a way to worm out of this thread! :rant:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 12, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
I only wanted to lure you out to see what happened. I guess the jig is up.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: CG6468 on October 13, 2012, 11:58:06 AM
I reely trout you buoys and gills will run out fish puns.

The price is high. It'll cost you a fin.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 15, 2012, 06:43:05 AM
This thread ended swimmingly
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Eupher on October 15, 2012, 08:40:25 AM
This thread ended swimmingly

Yeah.

Fileted again.
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Gina on October 15, 2012, 09:05:04 AM
Yeah.

Fileted again.

hook, line, and sinker! :rimshot:
Title: Re: Ahoy
Post by: Eupher on October 15, 2012, 09:06:54 AM
hook, line, and sinker! :rimshot:

Yeah, but you forgot the lemon and the tartar sauce.