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Title: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: ScubaGuy on October 10, 2012, 09:17:54 AM
I think the DUmmies are getting really worried.  Load of threads about how the polls are close enough to steal the election and no PC Intern has an idea about what's really going on.

Just like they did to Kerry (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021505926#post3)

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I awakened with a 'start' at 2 A.M. today with a realization...

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I couldn't for the life of me recall of what the President's expression during the debate reminded me. It was a synthesis of reflection, anxiety, and sadness. During the proceedings, I thought for a moment that something serious was going on in the world and he was unable to discuss this due to the secretive nature. I disabused myself of that notion when I thought about how he handled himself at the Correspondent's Dinner, whilst his soldiers were killing Osama bin Laden.

But this morning, I recalled that Senator Kerry, when conceding abruptly as far as I was concerned, had that same look. I recall distinctly at that time that I thought, no, knew, that someone of great power and influence had stated to him that if he dared to contest the election results, that he and his family, well, might have problems in the future.

There was a lot of talk that they had moved the President's acceptance speech indoors. not due to the weather, but due to some intelligence they had received. I just hope and pray to God that he and his family are all right throughout this trying time.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: FaC on October 10, 2012, 09:21:52 AM
Buy tinfoil and mining stocks - I think that we are seeing the beginings of an attempt to corner the market :)

(The representative from Pluto has spoken - you are now free to continue your normal daily routine)
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 10, 2012, 11:05:41 AM
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I awakened with a 'start' at 2 A.M. today with a realization...

You had to urinate?  No, that's not it.....:


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I couldn't for the life of me recall of what the President's expression during the debate reminded me. It was a synthesis of reflection, anxiety, and sadness. During the proceedings, I thought for a moment that something serious was going on in the world and he was unable to discuss this due to the secretive nature.

Oh, for the love of Gaia.  Seriously?  Yes, the Lightbringer was trying to defuse a future world crisis with the force of his mind?  Or was it, ten dimensional chess, I forget.  Everything would be okay if he could use his telewoobie so he could concentrate his brainwaves on alien invasions, I suppose...

Geeeeeezz.......
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2012, 11:09:40 AM
No wonder the mental illness forum at DU is so popular.  If worrying about politics wakes you up in the middle of the night, you have issues.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Ballygrl on October 10, 2012, 11:11:32 AM
Umm, Obama's speech was moved indoors because they couldn't fill the seats.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Tucker on October 10, 2012, 11:13:58 AM
What trying times?

The fact is that obama's an incompetent idiot DUmmy.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Linda on October 10, 2012, 11:19:57 AM
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I couldn't for the life of me recall of what the President's expression during the debate reminded me.

Wow I had a number of thoughts at the expressions he had:

He was smirking, like he thought he was smarter than Romney and everyone else.
He was laughing, at all the idiots he has conned into believing his BS.
He was pissed, because he had to lower his self to be at that debate to begin with.
He was shaking his head, thinking no one is going to fall for the truth that Romney spoke.
He was looking away, showing disdain for even having to be in the same room as Romney and his minions.

And that's just for starters....
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Ballygrl on October 10, 2012, 11:31:44 AM
I guess he didn't read that Obama actually thought he won the debate until his staff told him he didn't. Obama is arrogant.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 10, 2012, 11:34:17 AM
No matter what the muslim does in a debate, he'll never match those loud sighs from algore.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 10, 2012, 11:49:29 AM
No wonder the mental illness forum at DU is so popular.  If worrying about politics wakes you up in the middle of the night, you have issues.

The case could be made that they are ALL mental illness forums.

Stating the obvious again.....
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: BEG on October 10, 2012, 11:57:39 AM
Sounds like a chep thriller "novel".
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: shadeaux on October 10, 2012, 12:06:09 PM
Now he's gone and worked himself all up to extreme drama queen.    :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021507127

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This ****ing election best better ****ing work out in our favor...


 
or I am going to spend the next four ****ing years streaming Netflix movies and drinking heavily on weekends, so I don't have to think about where the ****ing country is ****ing going.

I never thought I could get this ****ing upset at my fellow ****ing Americans, but What The **** is wrong with these ****ing morons? These ****ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-****s are trying to put them back into the ****ing driver's seat?

(If you think I'm upset, lemme tell you that I curbed my language to write this post, that's how upset I am. And don't tell me that I have to 'vote'. I ****ing know that.)

 :mental:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: BEG on October 10, 2012, 12:14:45 PM
Now he's gone and worked himself all up to extreme drama queen.    :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021507127

 :mental:

**** ****ity **** **** ****...

[youtube=425,350]4QHiAZMKG5Q&sns[/youtube]
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2012, 12:15:32 PM
****ity **** **** **** :rofl:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: dane on October 10, 2012, 12:38:49 PM
Regarding the cleaning lady: This inquiring mind wonders if the cleaning lady is being paid a living wage, with benefits (including medical and vacation), or just the prevailing wage for that area for cleaning ladies.

Surely a DUDEntist demonrat (intentional spelling) is redistributing all the patient fees he receives 'fairly'.
Title: This ****ing election best better ****ing work out in our favor...
Post by: Texacon on October 10, 2012, 01:20:29 PM
****ing link to the ****ing freak out! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021507127)


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This ****ing election best better ****ing work out in our favor...
or I am going to spend the next four ****ing years streaming Netflix movies and drinking heavily on weekends, so I don't have to think about where the ****ing country is ****ing going.

I never thought I could get this ****ing upset at my fellow ****ing Americans, but What The **** is wrong with these ****ing morons? These ****ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-****s are trying to put them back into the ****ing driver's seat?

(If you think I'm upset, lemme tell you that I curbed my language to write this post, that's how upset I am. And don't tell me that I have to 'vote'. I ****ing know that.)

 :lmao:

They are losing it.  No wait.  Let me type that so the DUmmies will know what I just typed;

They are loosing it!

 :rotf:

I'm loving watching this.  November the 7th can't get here fast enough.

KC
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 10, 2012, 01:20:58 PM
No wonder the mental illness forum at DU is so popular.  If worrying about politics wakes you up in the middle of the night, you have issues.

No kiddin'! I usually just have to get up and let the dogs out so they don't leave me puppy piles the next mornin'! Guess ya don't have to do that when you ARE a puppy pile!

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally need PCInteral's address so I could show up on "it's" doorstep! Talk about a DUmbass in dire need of an ass kickin'!
Title: Re: This ****ing election best better ****ing work out in our favor...
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 10, 2012, 01:26:20 PM
uhhhhhhhhhh duplicate? WTF Chris, ya sleepin' on the job?
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Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2012, 01:27:27 PM
uhhhhhhhhhh duplicate? WTF Chris, ya sleepin' on the job?
Yes. :yawn:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 10, 2012, 01:43:09 PM
Sounds like a chep thriller "novel".

Or, any ridiculously bad SyFy Channel produced dreck.  No, wait,....you're right, but you have to have the romance content:

(http://www.mcculloughsite.net/stingray/photos/bodice_ripping_journalism-thumb-350x459.jpg)


****ing link to the ****ing freak out! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021507127)

They are losing it.  No wait.  Let me type that so the DUmmies will know what I just typed;

They are loosing it!
 :rotf:

:-) :-)
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2012, 03:10:36 PM
The dental office janitor dropped 13 f-bombs in that.  All I have to say is this:

Great ****ing job! :tongue: O-)
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: miskie on October 10, 2012, 06:09:52 PM
Proctologyintern seems to already be going through the stages of grief. It looks like he has made his way to #3 - Anger - in in record time from #2 - Remorse..

I hope he finishes it all before the election. That way he can go though it all again for our amusement.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 10, 2012, 07:20:41 PM
Come on now, you know he's a real dentist.

When he described walking into his waiting room and having a loud political discussion, I was convinced.

Sounds just like every dentist I've ever known.
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2012, 06:46:56 AM
Karl Rove kept calling Obama the night before...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVWtq-_VYk8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a conspiracy theory.
Post by: zeitgeist on October 11, 2012, 07:46:16 AM
Anyone familiar with the Bard?  I see it like this:




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MACBETH
I thought I heard a voice cry, “Sleep no more! Macbeth is murdering sleep.” Innocent sleep. Sleep that soothes away all our worries. Sleep that puts each day to rest. Sleep that relieves the weary laborer and heals hurt minds. Sleep, the main course in life’s feast, and the most nourishing.
 

LADY MACBETH
     What do you mean?
 
LADY MACBETH
What are you talking about?
 

MACBETH
Still it cried, “Sleep no more!” to all the house.

“Glamis hath murdered sleep, and therefore Cawdor

Shall sleep no more. Macbeth shall sleep no more.”
 

 
LADY MACBETH

Who was it that thus cried? Why, worthy thane,

You do unbend your noble strength to think

So brainsickly of things. Go get some water,

And wash this filthy witness from your hand.

Why did you bring these daggers from the place?

They must lie there. Go carry them and smear

The sleepy grooms with blood.



MACBETH
     I’ll go no more:

I am afraid to think what I have done;

Look on ’t again I dare not.
 

 

LADY MACBETH
     Infirm of purpose!

Give me the daggers. The sleeping and the dead

Are but as pictures. 'Tis the eye of childhood

That fears a painted devil. If he do bleed,

I’ll gild the faces of the grooms withal,

For it must seem their guilt.
 

LADY MACBETH exits.




Just make it lord and lady Obama and it makes perfect sense.  Obama can sleep no more.  He knows his days are numbered. Jihadists are good at playing the waiting game.  It is the whole heavy on the head that wears the cvulnerableg, and he knows once he is out of office he will become even more vunerable.  I assume the best agents guard the current president. :whistling:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: Karin on October 11, 2012, 10:53:42 AM
PCIntern bores me, so I tend to skip over his material, but this was entertaining!  Especially the ****ity **** **** quote.   :rofl:

But he threw me with
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I thought, no, knew, that someone of great power and influence had stated to him that...
  I thought he was going to say "he's already lost the election." 
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: RobJohnson on October 11, 2012, 11:05:29 AM
No wonder the mental illness forum at DU is so popular.  If worrying about politics wakes you up in the middle of the night, you have issues.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
:lmao:

Hell, if I have insomnia, I think about politics. :tongue:
Title: Re: Cleaning lady at the dentist office has a consipracy theory.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 11, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Hell, if I have insomnia, I think about politics. :tongue:

They do give ya sumpin' to think about, don't they! Heh! Poor little bastads! They don't which end is up! That's a real problem if yer gay!