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Title: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Gina on October 09, 2012, 02:48:15 PM
How about these shoes?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/09/article-2215089-156BD64F000005DC-171_634x907.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/09/article-2215089-156BD64B000005DC-55_634x613.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/09/article-2215089-156BD639000005DC-382_306x423.jpg)

and these are Lady GaGa's shoes

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/09/article-2215089-156BD658000005DC-526_306x423.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: rich_t on October 09, 2012, 03:56:17 PM
No...  But I would strap the model on for a while.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: longview on October 09, 2012, 04:21:59 PM
Every fiber of my therapist self is screaming NO!  But, hey, job security for me and my colleagues if anyone does wear them.
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 09, 2012, 04:22:09 PM
Those are some of the most hideous things I've ever seen!
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 09, 2012, 06:51:40 PM
Those are some of the most hideous things I've ever seen!
Yeah, but make em in red, toss some glitter on em, and charge $19.95 for em....and you would end up with a pair...
 :whistling:
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 09, 2012, 07:13:56 PM
Why are they wearing Ikea furniture on their feet?
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Chris_ on October 09, 2012, 07:16:34 PM
Why are they wearing Ikea furniture on their feet?
Why is she not in the kitchen making me a sammich?

Seriously, those shoes are just stupid.  Is there some conspiracy in the fashion world to make women look as ridiculous as possible?
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: jtyangel on October 09, 2012, 07:26:22 PM
I think the first are intended for fetish type o things. Look how the model has to lean over for one. They are not meant to be walked in. They are still ugly just the same. Both pairs.
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 09, 2012, 07:27:15 PM
No, because they are hideous.  And I couldn't outrun someone.  Although I'm sure they would make a lovely weapon.
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: DefiantSix on October 09, 2012, 07:51:54 PM
They make her butt look big. :yawn:
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: IassaFTots on October 09, 2012, 08:00:08 PM
No.  Hell No.  I am not lying when I say I manage the workers comp claims at my office.  And that 9 out of 10 injuries last year were because women were wearing those dang high heels and not watching where they walk.  Fashion wounds people.  Fashion. Wounds.
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: jtyangel on October 09, 2012, 10:01:07 PM
Come on tots. Lol
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: debk on October 09, 2012, 10:55:26 PM
I'd break my neck as soon as I tried to stand up in them.

Since I think they are ugly, my neck is safe.  :-)
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: IassaFTots on October 10, 2012, 08:06:47 AM
Come on tots. Lol

I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2012, 08:26:57 AM
I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   
omg :rofl:
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Gina on October 10, 2012, 08:55:49 AM
I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   

We have those at work too.  They seem to think that if they wear an outlandish heel that no one will notice they look like gNads.
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: jtyangel on October 10, 2012, 09:08:06 AM
I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   
Sonic boom?
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 10, 2012, 10:11:47 AM
We have those at work too.  They seem to think that if they wear an outlandish heel that no one will notice they look like gNads.

Don't you know?  Heels make your legs look slim  :rofl:
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: jtyangel on October 10, 2012, 10:15:16 AM
Don't you know?  Heels make your legs look slim  :rofl:
Tree trunks on stilts are still tree trunks :)
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Karin on October 10, 2012, 01:53:53 PM
OK, the first pair, you cannot stand upright.  They're nothing but sex toys.  Nuff said.

Was in line at the grocery store  :-) and I was glancing at the tabloids.  Anybody see how big Lady Gaga has gotten?  Happens to the best of us, but she needs to modify her wardrobe!   There are ways to conceal...
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Wineslob on October 10, 2012, 02:15:25 PM
OK, the first pair, you cannot stand upright.  They're nothing but sex toys.  Nuff said.

Was in line at the grocery store  :-) and I was glancing at the tabloids.  Anybody see how big Lady Gaga has gotten?  Happens to the best of us, but she needs to modify her wardrobe!   There are ways to conceal...

Her head or body?
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: J P Sousa on October 10, 2012, 02:17:14 PM
I prefer women in "lady" golf shoes;

(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/645/718/anna_rawson_heels_display_image.jpg?1295339578)
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Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Karin on October 10, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
Wineslob,

(http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/24/4d/244d21123934bf1a63eff3f3efea5d63.jpg)


Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Wineslob on October 10, 2012, 04:07:37 PM
 :runaway:
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Karin on October 11, 2012, 10:58:46 AM
I have always found her to be quite ugly.  Why is she so popular?
Title: Re: Would you wear these shoes?
Post by: Wineslob on October 11, 2012, 01:52:41 PM
I have always found her to be quite ugly.  Why is she so popular?


She's actually a very good artist/musician. Here's her performance with Elton John (Youtube has it blocked). I will agree she's fugly.


http://www.iviewtube.com/v/119636/lady-gaga-elton-john-grammy-awards-duet-(full-video-performance)