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Title: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 07, 2012, 07:12:51 PM
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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:00 PM
MindMover (2,503 posts)

"We are in a planetary emergency."

Arctic Ice Melt, Psychopathic Capitalism and the Corporate Media

Last month, climate scientists announced that Arctic sea ice had shrunk to its smallest surface area since satellite observations began in 1979. An ice-free summer in the Arctic, once projected to be more than a century away, now looks possible just a few decades from now. Some scientists say it may happen within the next few years.

The loss is hugely significant because Arctic sea ice reflects most solar energy into space, helping to keep the Earth at a moderate temperature. But when the ice melts it reveals dark waters below, which absorb more than 90 percent of the solar energy that hits them, leading to faster warming both locally and globally.

Peter Wadhams, professor of ocean physics at Cambridge University, warns that the Arctic may be ice-free in summer as soon as 2015. Such a massive loss would have a warming effect roughly equivalent to all human activity to date. In other words, a summer ice-free Arctic could double the rate of warming of the planet as a whole. No wonder that leading NASA climate scientist James Hansen says bluntly: "We are in a planetary emergency."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021490603
Planetary emergency! Planetary emergency!

When I read this truly stupid thread, I kept hearing Gomer Pyle declaring a citizen's arrest.
 

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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:21 PM
davidn3600 (194 posts)
1. No one cares

Sorry to say but it is true.

Obama rarely brings climate change up.
Damn that muslim! He could at least stop the rain in New York for the playoff game.

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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:39 PM
LiberalAndProud (9,185 posts)
7. What is there to say?

We know? We know.

I watched An Inconvenient Truth. Nothing has changed.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Doing that. So now what?

Recycling weenies are among the most comical of all DUmmy subspecies.


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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:56 PM
AZ Progressive (135 posts)
13. Thank you, 2000 Supreme Court and George W. Bush


Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 07, 2012, 07:21:53 PM
Where are Captain Planet and the Planeteers when you need them? :-)
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: ChuckJ on October 07, 2012, 07:38:03 PM
Has nads made any anouncements yet? She's undoubtedly the expert.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2012, 07:39:21 PM
Damn that muslim! He could at least stop the rain in New York for the playoff game.

Psst--it's in Baltimore, and Jeter just led off with a single. :tongue: :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: thundley4 on October 07, 2012, 07:41:03 PM
DUmmies say that we are screwing Mother Gaia up with our pollution.  If that bitch exists she must like it cause she's just lying there taking it.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 07, 2012, 07:46:50 PM
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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:21 PM
davidn3600 (194 posts)
1. No one cares

Sorry to say but it is true.

Obama rarely brings climate change up.

You are correct for a change dummie. No one cares. I certainly don't. Oh and BTW... obumbles knows if he starts bringing it up his wife's taxpayer funded vacations will end Jan 20th of next year.

Wait!!! Forget that!!!  Send emails to obumbles campaign telling him to bring it up in the next 2 debates. It's what caused all those muzzies to attack our embassies!!! Tell him you won't vote for him unless he does.  Do it dummies. Do it now!!!!
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 07, 2012, 08:37:13 PM
Psst--it's in Baltimore, and Jeter just led off with a single. :tongue: :whistling:
Don't care that much. Ready for the Reds to play out in Sodomy City, which I had to search for on TNT.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: USA4ME on October 07, 2012, 08:38:58 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Undies on October 07, 2012, 08:45:02 PM
When it gets really warm you can take the Big Blue Marble and stick it up your lily-white DUmmie ass. 
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Freeper on October 07, 2012, 08:47:30 PM
From what I read a few months back scientists are predicting that the sun cycle is going to enter a phase where sun storms aren't as frequent and that the earth will start a cooling trend.

Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2012, 09:11:10 PM
From what I read a few months back scientists are predicting that the sun cycle is going to enter a phase where sun storms aren't as frequent and that the earth will start a cooling trend.
That's correct.
Seems in the late sixties, they forecast the next ice-age.
I can't wait for them to forecast normal weather for the next thousand years.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 07, 2012, 10:42:20 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.


 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: RobJohnson on October 07, 2012, 10:46:14 PM




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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:56 PM
AZ Progressive (135 posts)
13. Thank you, 2000 Supreme Court and George W. Bush

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 08, 2012, 12:29:17 AM
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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 06:00 PM
MindMover (2,503 posts)

"We are in a planetary emergency."

Arctic Ice Melt, Psychopathic Capitalism and the Corporate Media

Last month, climate scientists announced that Arctic sea ice had shrunk to its smallest surface area since satellite observations began in 1979. An ice-free summer in the Arctic, once projected to be more than a century away, now looks possible just a few decades from now. Some scientists say it may happen within the next few years.

The loss is hugely significant because Arctic sea ice reflects most solar energy into space, helping to keep the Earth at a moderate temperature. But when the ice melts it reveals dark waters below, which absorb more than 90 percent of the solar energy that hits them, leading to faster warming both locally and globally.

Peter Wadhams, professor of ocean physics at Cambridge University, warns that the Arctic may be ice-free in summer as soon as 2015. Such a massive loss would have a warming effect roughly equivalent to all human activity to date. In other words, a summer ice-free Arctic could double the rate of warming of the planet as a whole. No wonder that leading NASA climate scientist James Hansen says bluntly: "We are in a planetary emergency."
(http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/data/500/tin-foil-hat.jpg)






http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021490603
Planetary emergency! Planetary emergency!

When I read this truly stupid thread, I kept hearing Gomer Pyle declaring a citizen's arrest.
 
Damn that muslim! He could at least stop the rain in New York for the playoff game.
 
Recycling weenies are among the most comical of all DUmmy subspecies.


 :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: ChuckJ on October 08, 2012, 06:13:13 AM
That's correct.
Seems in the late sixties, they forecast the next ice-age.
I can't wait for them to forecast normal weather for the next thousand years.

I'm waiting for them to figure out how to have the next ice age in the summer and global warming in the winter so we have year round spring-type weather.

If the VRWC spent just a fraction of their time and resources on this instead of time machines, earthquake machines, tsunami machines, etc. I know it could be done.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: jukin on October 08, 2012, 09:37:52 AM
Meanwhile the antarctic ice sheet is at a record too, record amount of coverage. Funny how that does not get the coverage the arctic ice does....until the summer then we will start hearing about the antarctic ice melting.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 08, 2012, 12:10:22 PM
You are correct for a change dummie. No one cares. I certainly don't. Oh and BTW... obumbles knows if he starts bringing it up his wife's taxpayer funded vacations will end Jan 20th of next year.

Wait!!! Forget that!!!  Send emails to obumbles campaign telling him to bring it up in the next 2 debates. It's what caused all those muzzies to attack our embassies!!! Tell him you won't vote for him unless he does.  Do it dummies. Do it now!!!!

Naw! They'll go on perpetual vacation! The dipshit, and his gorilla will still get SS protection. He'll be just like Clintoon and take his dog and pony show on the road!

I'm waiting for them to figure out how to have the next ice age in the summer and global warming in the winter so we have year round spring-type weather.

If the VRWC spent just a fraction of their time and resources on this instead of time machines, earthquake machines, tsunami machines, etc. I know it could be done.

What's truly amazing is, when the temp was much higher and we truly had a greenhouse effect, mother earth grew Allosaurs!!

I'm hopin' it happens again! Then we can just treat DUmmies as prey!
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: 67 Rover on October 08, 2012, 01:11:08 PM
Naw! They'll go on perpetual vacation! The dipshit, and his gorilla will still get SS protection. He'll be just like Clintoon and take his dog and pony show on the road!

What's truly amazing is, when the temp was much higher and we truly had a greenhouse effect, mother earth grew Allosaurs!!

I'm hopin' it happens again! Then we can just treat DUmmies as prey!

Well the Clintoon pony show is possible but if I recall correctly the dog committed suicide running in front of a car.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 08, 2012, 01:36:21 PM
Well the Clintoon pony show is possible but if I recall correctly the dog committed suicide running in front of a car.

Can't say as I blame him! WTF? Didn't he rate SS security? I knew the CIC was a prick, but I didn't think he'd abuse a dog! Tell ya truth, don't surprise me in the least though! In all my life, I've only lost one dog to some nitwit in a car, and I'm older than the messiah!
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: EagleKeeper on October 08, 2012, 01:43:52 PM
I think this is where the DUmmies OP went off the rails.

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http://truth-out.org/news/item/11970-arctic-ice-melt-psychopathic-capitalism-and-the-corporate-media

Surely you rethug goons understand that this is a site that has a deep understanding of climate science!
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Wineslob on October 08, 2012, 02:04:23 PM
Meanwhile the antarctic ice sheet is at a record too, record amount of coverage. Funny how that does not get the coverage the arctic ice does....until the summer then we will start hearing about the antarctic ice melting.

An inconvenient truth?
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2012, 03:22:57 PM
Naw! They'll go on perpetual vacation! The dipshit, and his gorilla will still get SS protection. He'll be just like Clintoon and take his dog and pony show on the road!

IIRC, the Clenis signed legislation that changed the loength of SS protection after a President left office from lifetime to 10 years.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: jukin on October 08, 2012, 03:40:59 PM
IIRC, the Clenis signed legislation that changed the loength of SS protection after a President left office from lifetime to 10 years.

Yes,  impeached president Clinton was the last president to get lifetime protection.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Airwolf on October 08, 2012, 05:23:45 PM
Tell you what . Let the adults in this world know when it is really coming to an end when this happenes.

Aliens invade

(http://www.war-ofthe-worlds.co.uk/images/war_worlds_pal_8_x.jpg)

It's WWIII or WWIV or whatever the next one is.

(http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/How-Does-An-Regional-Nuclear-War-Affect-Our-World-2.jpg)

The Zombie Apocolypse breaks out .

(http://apocalypticfilms.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/shootin.jpg)

Or if Nobama stays in office forever. No picture will be posted because that would be to much for anyone to contemplate what the end would look like.

Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 08, 2012, 07:11:18 PM
I think this is where the DUmmies OP went off the rails.

http://truth-out.org/news...m-and-the-corporate-media

Surely you rethug goons understand that this is a site that has a deep understanding of climate science!


Let me guess... it's gonna happen in 24 climate hours?   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 09, 2012, 02:16:26 PM
IIRC, the Clenis signed legislation that changed the loength of SS protection after a President left office from lifetime to 10 years.

10 years too ****in' long in O'bummer's and Hitlery's case! I'll lay odds the Clintoons, both of 'em, not just Billy Boy, will have it for life!

Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: Chris_ on October 09, 2012, 02:18:07 PM
Clinton will be the last President to get life-long SS protection unless someone else reverses it.

I thought it was seven years, not ten, but I'm probably wrong.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkeys Declare End Of World
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 09, 2012, 02:48:28 PM
Clinton will be the last President to get life-long SS protection unless someone else reverses it.

I thought it was seven years, not ten, but I'm probably wrong.

If it were up to me, I would take the cost out of their life long pensions! I don't care who's the pres. They usually have either gotten rich or are goin' to milk it, as in Clintoon's case, after they leave office anyway.

Why the hell should the taxpayer foot the bill when they can afford it themselves? These are nothin' like the days of Washington and Jefferson! They spent their fortunes, what they had, on a ****in' revolution!

Hell, far as I'm concerned, the "Bummer ought to pay for Solyndra, too! I oughta come out of his own ****in' pocket! Hell, when he loses he can just pay for it outa what he hasn't spent tryin' to steal the election. After all, that's where the ****in' money went anyway!

I'm waitin' for the DipShit to drive one of those tomato can Government Motors Volt he thought was goin' to save the planet!