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Title: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 07, 2012, 10:43:14 AM
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Curtland1015 (4,059 posts)

Who else is REALLY looking forward to Biden/Ryan?

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 I always kind of expect presidential debates to be rather tepid affairs. All canned talking points and rehearsed lines.
 
The VP debates I expect to be livelier. They can be the attack dogs their counter parts can't.
 
I bet Biden is chomping at the bit to get his proverbial hands on that weasel Paul Ryan. He's got too much fire in him not to go on the attack.
 
I can't wait!

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Wounded Bear (1,620 posts)

1. Well, given how he handled SP, I don't know what to expect....

He was well nigh perfect then, understated yet forceful, steady and intelligent yet humorous and very human.
 
I almost expect a repeat of the Pres debate last week. Just be the adult in the room while the kid throws his tantrum and harvest the video for ad fodder.
 
The Repubs have gotten to the point that anything they say turns immediately into a Democratic ad.

He's clean, articulate and doesn't speak with a negro dialect...

...oh, wait.

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Jennicut (23,458 posts)

4. Ya think?

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I think Joe will be fine because he is naturally a good debater. I was watching some of the debates from 2007 the other day and he was always the most liveliest with lots of good points made in his arguments.
 
But the smashmouth feeding frenzy some people want debates to be just is not how they usually are.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021488423
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Bad Dog on October 07, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
VP debates aren't going to matter much.  Ryan will do fine.  I'm waiting for the Dummies to come up with the idea of having the big dog stand in for "0" in the next pres. debate.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2012, 10:56:36 AM
The Bidet will no doubt do better than Lord Zero...
If he keeps his mouth shut.

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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 11:20 AM
 porphyrian (17,258 posts)
3. Be prepared: VP Biden will probably say something that makes everyone cringe.

I'm sure some here will complain endlessly about it in the following days. And, maybe it won't happen at all. However, I believe Ryan will lose it before it is over and steal the show with his assholery. Anyone want to take bets as to when he'll lose it?
Damage control, right off the bat.  :lmao:

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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 12:01 PM
Missycim (869 posts)
11. I am not a big fan of Biden (not that I wont vote for him mind you) What a good little DUmmie.
but I cringe every time he goes off script. I hope they have him properly briefed.
We laugh and point.   :rotf:
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: thundley4 on October 07, 2012, 11:08:28 AM
VP debates aren't going to matter much.  Ryan will do fine.  I'm waiting for the Dummies to come up with the idea of having the big dog stand in for "0" in the next pres. debate.

I am hoping that the domestic policy part of VP debate covers ObamaCare stealing $716 billion from Medicare.  Ryan will hammer him on that, and it is something that needs to be clarified in front of large numbers of people.

The left have been using scare tactics involving Medicare for too long, and then they are the ones that are actually cutting it.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 07, 2012, 11:12:52 AM
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Sun Oct 7, 2012, 12:01 PM
Missycim (869 posts)
11. I am not a big fan of Biden (not that I wont vote for him mind you) What a good little DUmmie.
but I cringe every time he goes off script. I hope they have him properly briefed. 

(http://spiritwaterblood.com/pix/lockstep.jpg)

We laugh and point.   
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: zeitgeist on October 07, 2012, 11:26:54 AM
He's clean, articulate and doesn't speak with a negro dialect...

...oh, wait.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021488423

would dis  be de master debater we be de scussin, SloJoe?   Hope Leno wrote him some good one liners cause in a battle of wits he comes in with half enough to get 'er done.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 07, 2012, 11:36:07 AM

Dude,

Stop using yellow or there will be...

...repercussions.


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Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2012, 12:12:31 PM
 :runaway: The Bun is fixin' to go thumper!!11!  :panic:
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Airwolf on October 07, 2012, 01:28:48 PM
Only a DUmmie would expect Biden to be a genius in anything even in a one legged ass kicking contest
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 07, 2012, 03:59:27 PM
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Jennicut (23,458 posts)

4. Ya think?

I think Joe will be fine because he is naturally a good debater. I was watching some of the debates from 2007 the other day and he was always the most liveliest with lots of good points made in his arguments.
 
But the smashmouth feeding frenzy some people want debates to be just is not how they usually are.

WTF? Someone has no life.   :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: DefiantSix on October 07, 2012, 04:05:53 PM
Snuggs:  care to e'splain this???

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Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 07, 2012, 04:13:05 PM
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I bet Biden is chomping at the bit to get his proverbial hands on that weasel Paul Ryan. He's got too much fire in him not to go on the attack

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya just can't even make this shit up!

would dis  be de master debater we be de scussin, SloJoe?   Hope Leno wrote him some good one liners cause in a battle of wits he comes in with half enough to get 'er done.  :fuelfire:
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I think Joe will be fine because he is naturally a good debater. I was watching some of the debates from 2007 the other day and he was always the most liveliest with lots of good points made in his arguments.

I rest my case!
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: franksolich on October 07, 2012, 04:19:51 PM
Why is Joe Bidet taking six whole days to prepare?
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: DefiantSix on October 07, 2012, 04:29:24 PM
Why is Joe Bidet taking six whole days to prepare?

His team has to convert everything Ryan is going to slam him with into small, one and two syllable words that the world's only living brain donor can understand.  That, and there's a lot of drool to mop up in between sessions.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 07, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
Why is Joe Bidet taking six whole days to prepare?
They know that if Biden gets trounced like Obama did, the election is over.
They know Bubble-head Biden is the weak link. It was OK to Biden to lose if Obama pulled even in the other three debates, But now that Lord O was soundly spanked and sent home with momma, they can't afford to lose again.

six days however will be overkill, and Biden may be exhausted, or overreact to every little thing.

Obama--too little.
Biden--too much.
Mr Mannn--popcorn and Pepsi, just right.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 07, 2012, 04:49:31 PM
Why is Joe Bidet taking six whole days to prepare?
It'll take that long for "don't go off script" to sink into his senile brain.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Ballygrl on October 07, 2012, 05:42:07 PM
Serious question here, do they really think that Biden the gift of gaffes that keeps on giving, that he's really going to beat Ryan?
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 07, 2012, 06:28:33 PM
Serious question here, do they really think that Biden the gift of gaffes that keeps on giving, that he's really going to beat Ryan?
Serious answer. No. That's why he will have 6 days to prepare. Further the media is moving to circle the wagons, and Vice President Elect Ryan will have to debate a liberal media propagandist Media shill as well as Biden.

The media has no intention to allow another victory. Obama was given 4 extra minutes and it didn't help. Ryan will be cut off, and fed gotcha questions. Biden will be fed scripted questions given to him in advance. Professional speech writers will feed him zingers to sling. The media announce Biden the winner no matter what happens.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Mary Ann on October 07, 2012, 07:16:15 PM
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The media has no intention to allow another victory. Obama was given 4 extra minutes and it didn't help. Ryan will be cut off, and fed gotcha questions. Biden will be fed scripted questions given to him in advance. Professional speech writers will feed him zingers to sling. The media announce Biden the winner no matter what happens.
I have no doubt that you are 100% correct. The only reason I am not despairing is because I think Paul Ryan is probably one of the smartest people in Congress. He won't get rattled. He can think on his feet. And he will rebut every one of Crazy Uncle Joe's strange statements with facts, stats, and common sense. In the end, no matter what the media says, everyone who watches the debate will ultimately know who won. And the undecideds will be left with the crucial question of the election: Who do you want to be a heartbeat away from the presidency - Paul Ryan or the crazy dude who should be locked up for his own good?
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2012, 07:43:26 PM
Serious question here, do they really think that Biden the gift of gaffes that keeps on giving, that he's really going to beat Ryan?
They're in damage control.
Altitude
racist
rope a dope
thirty dimensional chess
lies
Etc & etc
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Karin on October 08, 2012, 08:45:36 AM
Me, I'm still waiting for Snuggs to 'splain.   :whistling:

Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: Zathras on October 08, 2012, 08:50:30 AM
WTF? Someone has no life.   :loser: :loser:

They're DUmmys...of course they have no life.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 08, 2012, 12:51:30 PM
VP debates aren't going to matter much.  Ryan will do fine. 

Pretty much what I'm expecting...I also don't expect Biden to take any big risks, and probably also do fairly well, with the advantage of all his experience at doing these debates.  Still, with Slow Joe having aged four more years, I'm not sure all his wiring is still as properly grounded as it used to be, so you never know. 

I also don't remember him exactly kicking Sarah Palin's ass four years ago, either, as I recall it there wasn't anything out of that debate that particularly helped or hurt either ticket.

Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 08, 2012, 02:00:40 PM
Biden couldn't see his ass if his head was stuck up there, which it generally is. The only reason he's even on the ticket is to make sure the messiah looks intelligent. You have to admit, at this stage of the game, he needs it!
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2012, 02:38:26 PM
I also don't remember him exactly kicking Sarah Palin's ass four years ago, either, as I recall it there wasn't anything out of that debate that particularly helped or hurt either ticket.
And Paul Ryan is about a hundred times sharper than Sarah Palin.

But although we know Slow Joe is a dimwit, we haven't seen Ryan in a debate like this.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2012, 03:26:28 PM
Biden couldn't see his ass if his head was stuck up there, which it generally is. The only reason he's even on the ticket is to make sure the messiah looks intelligent. You have to admit, at this stage of the game, he needs it!

Also, Slow Joe Biden is the best life insurance that Barack Hussein Obama could ever have.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2012, 05:08:45 PM
The biggest risk in this debate is the incredibly low expectation for Slow Joe.

If he can make only a couple of reasonable statements, a lot of people will be so astonished they'll declare him the winner.
Title: Re: DU eager to see diminished, fragile old man curb stomped by young stud
Post by: DefiantSix on October 08, 2012, 05:14:16 PM
The biggest risk in this debate is the incredibly low expectation for Slow Joe.

If he can make only a couple of reasonable coherent or even intelligible statements, a lot of people will be so astonished they'll declare him the winner.

Fixt.