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Title: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: franksolich on May 27, 2008, 04:32:45 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3347072

Oh my.

The stuttering primitive:

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ccharles000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 03:47 PM
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How did you discover your sexual orientation?

I am gay and there are two things in my life that now that I look back on helped me recognize my gayness.

When I was thirteen we had showtime and I remember not being able to sleep and was flipping the channels and discovered Queer as folk and became addicted to it. I don't think at the time I realized I was attracted to men.

Another incident happened when I visited my cousin we were both twelve and he found some of his dads porno mags and I was repulsed be the naked women. So these two things i now realize helped me come to terms with being gay. I would like to hear from straight and gay people on how they discovered their orientation.

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baby_mouse  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 03:49 PM
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2. My dick was going hard when I thought about men and not when I thought about women.
   
When it first started going hard.

I have pretty clear ideas about my sexual orientation and always have.

ON EDIT:

Some people may find this post offensive, but it's difficult to see how I can be expected to obscure my answer to a question like that, given the attitudes of some people towards me and my sexual orientation. They are welcome to their opinions, but I know the facts, as they are rather hard to ignore.

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johnaries  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 03:52 PM
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5. I Dream of Jeannie.
   
Need I say more?

Hmmm.  That's odd; the same thing happened to Pedro Picasso as a little lad when he met Barbara Eden.

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Kutjara  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 03:53 PM
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7. In preschool, I developed a major crush...
   
...on a little girl who came to school every day in a ballerina costume. She rode home in the same minibus with me, and I devoted considerable time and energy to finding out what was under the ballerina costume. She spent an equal amount of time trying to find out what was under my Superman suit. A mutual exchange of data was arranged. From that moment on, I knew I was straight.

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TeamsterDem  Donating Member  (230 posts) Tue May-27-08 03:53 PM
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8. Mine was just natural
   
I'm straight and wasn't really into girls until I was about 12 or so. Some of my buddies were more interested in girls at the time so I sorta wondered what was "wrong" with me. As it turns out I just hadn't yet matured enough and hadn't met the right girl. In 6th grade there was this chick Melanie. Oh man. Once I met her I was hooked. I think the true "cause" was just that I'd finally reached the right age of biological maturity, but her cuteness didn't detract from that process either!

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Lex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 04:29 PM
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36. So you have to be "repulsed" by the opposite sex naked before knowing you're gay?

Hmmmm.

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ccharles000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 04:50 PM
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37. maybe repulsed is a bit strong.   

I just don't care for the female body.

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Javaman  (1000+ posts) Tue May-27-08 05:19 PM
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44. I really dug this girl in my kindergarden class.

I dunno.

This is probably more than what most people here care to know, but when franksolich was in the first grade, he oftentimes played "doctor" with the brown-haired, brown-eyed twins Rhonda and Rochelle.

Really.
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2008, 04:39:13 PM
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This is probably more than what most people here care to know, but when franksolich was in the first grade, he oftentimes played "doctor" with the brown-haired, brown-eyed twins Rhonda and Rochelle.

Really.

You lucky "stiff". :-)
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: Tantal on May 27, 2008, 04:40:28 PM
Frank, I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing exactly how and when the puffmonkeys knew that they were puffmonkeys. Thanks.
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: lars1701c on May 27, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
I remember when I was 11 or 12 there was this girl she was a tomboy but I had a huge crush on her. For the life of me I cant remember why I had it lol
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: bijou on May 27, 2008, 04:56:53 PM
I remember when I was 11 or 12 there was this girl she was a tomboy but I had a huge crush on her. For the life of me I cant remember why I had it lol
Hi lars, you're a trucker aren't you? We had a big protest here by truckers about gas prices.  Since you mentioned tomboys I thought I'd post this pic of a lady trucker.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/27/article-1021946-016580F000000578-886_233x423.jpg)

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23487416-details/Angry+lorry+drivers+bring+traffic+chaos+to+London+roads+with+capital%27s+largest-ever+fuel+protest/article.do
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: Lord Undies on May 27, 2008, 05:10:54 PM
I was five and a half. 
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2008, 08:08:11 PM
I was five and a half. 

Age, height or length?
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: dutch508 on May 27, 2008, 08:10:58 PM
I was five and a half. 

Age, height or length?

Maybe it's like a score. You know, I was five and a half Outta Ten.
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: RobJohnson on May 27, 2008, 08:17:54 PM
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I am gay and there are two things in my life that now that I look back on helped me recognize my gayness.


One of them being your first post at DU?
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: InfamousAndy on May 27, 2008, 10:15:21 PM
Isn't it amazing how they define their entire lives around sex?  As for me, my orientation is defined by God: celibate until I find the one person that I will spend the rest of my life with, in marriage.
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: RedTail on May 27, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
Mine was more complicated.

Five the  first time.

Sixteen the second time.

But I always knew I was different.

*Red*
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: jukin on May 28, 2008, 10:54:44 AM
I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :-)
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: lastparker on May 28, 2008, 12:36:14 PM
So many DUmp threads take me to my all-time favorite movie......like now:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c[/youtube]
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: Tantal on May 28, 2008, 03:36:12 PM
So many DUmp threads take me to my all-time favorite movie......like now:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c[/youtube]
For some reason, N.U.'s KelliKat comes to mind.
Title: Re: primitives discover sexual orientation
Post by: Rebel on May 28, 2008, 04:08:41 PM
So many DUmp threads take me to my all-time favorite movie......like now:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c[/youtube]


SPLITTAH!!!  :lmao: