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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: njpines on October 03, 2012, 12:41:01 PM
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Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:24 PM
yellerpup (9,785 posts)
Anyone Else Have a Special Debate Menu Tonight?
We are having:
Bust Mitt in the (Pork) Chops
October Surprise Sweet Potato Hash
Call Him Out Collards with Chick(for the ladies)peas
Upside Down and In Your Face Cake
Response to yellerpup (Original post)Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:29 PM
cbayer (112,034 posts)
1. I invited some people over to watch the debate, so I am going to make a pot of Hot Obama Chili and some Romney corny bread.
Response to cbayer (Reply #1)Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:09 PM
yellerpup (9,785 posts)
3. Love it!
All I want is for Rmoney to be himself. Whoever that is. Have fun tonight!
He's your next President, yellowdog -- better get used to it.
Response to yellerpup (Reply #3)Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:09 PM
cbayer (112,034 posts)
4. You, too! I anticipate that Romney will come off badly. Obama just needs to not appear smug about it.
Sorry, boat primitive -- two things wrong here. Mitt won't come off badly and Zero is the King of Smugness. You lose!
ETA: the link . . . d'oh!!
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I'm having whatever my wife fixes, and not give it some stupid 2nd grade name.
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Second grade is far too generous. The DUmp is proof that a childlike mind will do childish actions...and blame someone else.
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There's nothing sadder than watching a bunch of bitter, angry old women talking shit. Whatcha gonna do? Cry?
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There's nothing sadder than watching a bunch of bitter, angry old women talking shit. Whatcha gonna do? Cry?
Reminds me of visiting my grandma during her bridge games. They could get rough. :rotf:
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Oh my God, how stupid. BTW, how are a bunch of people going to watch this on a little boat?
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Oh my God, how stupid. BTW, how are a bunch of people going to watch this on a little boat?
My thoughts exactly.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115715134 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115715134)
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He's your next President, yellowdog -- better get used to it.
Sorry, boat primitive -- two things wrong here. Mitt won't come off badly and Zero is the King of Smugness. You lose!
ETA: the link . . . d'oh!!
Obama's going to get embarrassed. He will not be able to hide from his record and he damn sure can't get away with blaming Bush.
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Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:24 PM
yellerpup (9,785 posts)
Anyone Else Have a Special Debate Menu Tonight?
We are having:
Bust Mitt in the (Pork) Chops
October Surprise Sweet Potato Hash
Call Him Out Collards with Chick(for the ladies)peas
Upside Down and In Your Face Cake
That sounds like a lot of work. And to think, I was just going to take an obama, and wipe my barack.
/juvenile DUmp mode :gay: :jerkit:
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That sounds like a lot of work. And to think, I was just going to take an obama, and wipe my barack.
/juvenile DUmp mode :gay: :jerkit:
I hope you have a big roll of Pelosi.
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Response to yellerpup (Original post)Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:29 PM
cbayer (112,034 posts)
1. I invited some people over to watch the debate, so I am going to make a pot of Hot Obama Chili and some Romney corny bread.
Burns your ass and leaves you sick on your stomach?
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How many people can the cbayer primitive possibly jam into that little tiny boat for supper?
Elbow-to-elbow, I'm speculating three. And you already got the cbayer primitive and her husband, leaving room for only one guest, and even then it'd probably be cramped, one sitting on the side of the narrow bed, the other on a folding camp-stool, and the third on the commode with the door open, all of them around some sort of end-table serving as the dining table.
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How many people can the cbayer primitive possibly jam into that little tiny boat for supper?
Elbow-to-elbow, I'm speculating three. And you already got the cbayer primitive and her husband, leaving room for only one guest, and even then it'd probably be cramped, one sitting on the side of the narrow bed, the other on a folding camp-stool, and the third on the commode with the door open, all of them around some sort of end-table serving as the dining table.
She might be planning on floating some next to the boat on some sort of floatation devices.
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As a side note, "yellerpup" is another Cherokee Fauxchohontas (lives in NYC), only she claims to have tribal papers to prove it. Here's her blog about it:
http://www.vickismenu.com/vickismenu/?p=503 (http://www.vickismenu.com/vickismenu/?p=503)
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Obama's going to get embarrassed. He will not be able to hide from his record and he damn sure can't get away with blaming Bush.
Most likely Obama already knows the questions that he will be asked.
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Most likely Obama already knows the questions that he will be asked.
Bet on it! Bet he's been coached on them for days too.
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Oh my God, how stupid. BTW, how are a bunch of people going to watch this on a little boat?
Maybe they got a loaner from John F'n Kerrey , he has a nice one he likes to keep out of state to keep from paying taxes on I hear.
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Huh...looks to me like the DUmmies should have been looking up recipes that involved CROW.
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Huh...looks to me like the DUmmies should have been looking up recipes that involved CROW.
:cheersmate:
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Response to yellerpup (Reply #3)Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:09 PM
cbayer (112,034 posts)
4. You, too! I anticipate that Romney will come off badly. Obama just needs to not appear smug about it.
Sorry, boat primitive -- two things wrong here. Mitt won't come off badly and Zero is the King of Smugness. You lose!
Yep. Sorry about yer bad luck, boat primitive. SS Shank Mcmulligan Three-putt took four torpedoes on the starboard side and even the loyal MSDNC damage control team can't stop the flooding. :taps:
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Huh...looks to me like the DUmmies should have been looking up recipes that involved CROW.
You beat me to it.
I wonder if there's going to be any recipes for crow in the cooking and baking forum today.
It'd be nice if the cbayer primitive posted one, because it would have the additional exotica of being crow made on a boat.
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Duh, guys. The "bunch" of people are obviously its multiple personalities.
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I'm having whatever my wife fixes, and not give it some stupid 2nd grade name.
Exactly.
I can try though to be like the primitives:
We had 'obama is half-baked' ziti and Obama is 'afraido' complete with 'git-'mo' garlic bread.
Do I win? :-)
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Exactly.
I can try though to be like the primitives:
We had 'obama is half-baked' ziti and Obama is 'afraido' complete with 'git-'mo' garlic bread.
Do I win? :-)
You won an H5 from me! :cheersmate:
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You won an H5 from me! :cheersmate:
:cheersmate:
I really hope I don't offend any dummies with the 'git 'mo' comment. Ok, I really don't care. :-)
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We had 'obama is half-baked' ziti and Obama is 'afraido' complete with 'git-'mo' garlic bread.
:lmao:
I had a Big Bird sandwich, with mop-up-the-floor-with-Obama gravy.
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We had 'obama is half-baked' ziti and Obama is 'afraido' complete with 'git-'mo' garlic bread.
:lmao: :cheersmate:
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Exactly.
I can try though to be like the primitives:
We had 'obama is half-baked' ziti and Obama is 'afraido' complete with 'git-'mo' garlic bread.
Do I win? :-)
:bow:
Yes, and Hi 5!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure.
grasswire (35,312 posts) Thu Oct 4, 2012, 01:45 AM
24. a little pork roast cooked with mango and citrus and cuban oregano
....alongside a zucchini parm casserole and Zatarain's jumbalaya.
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grasswire (35,312 posts) Thu Oct 4, 2012, 01:45 AM
24. a little pork roast cooked with mango and citrus and cuban oregano
....alongside a zucchini parm casserole and Zatarain's jumbalaya.
That's jambalaya, Judy.
A jumbalaya (jumbo-liar) is what your savior Obumbles is.
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That's jambalaya, Judy.
A jumbalaya (jumbo-liar) is what your savior Obumbles is.
And a jumbolaya is a dish made with meat from circus elephants.
Remember DUmmy grasswipe Judy's big announcement:
"I'm so excited! I'm opening a jumbolaya shop in an abandoned bodega!"
"If I play my cards right, I can sleep there, too!"
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