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Title: primitives concerned about food
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018203025

Oh my.

I thought I'd see the Las Vegas Leviathan or the LynneSin primitive here, but nope.

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Kindly Refrain (153 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 12:54 PM

Food concerns

It really irks me and grosses me out when I look into a mayonnaise jar and somebody has used a mustardy knife to get some mayonnaise leaving mustard traces glopped in with the mayo. What are your concerns about food?

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Kali (30,313 posts)   Sun Sep 30, 2012, 01:19 PM

24. arrgggg this is mine too

we make sun tea in gallon jars, but have a couple plastic pitchers for the fridge

I hate when you grab a clean class and the pitcher only has a bout 1/4 or 1/3 glass worth in it. So you get the scum/backwash from the bottom of the pitcher, a dirty glass, and you have to go bring a new warm jar in and make a new batch (we lightly sweeten). Oh an then there is never any ice.

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dixiegrrrrl (26,342 posts)   Sun Sep 30, 2012, 05:29 PM

30. Mine never puts anything back.

I can track his food prep in one look all over the counter...opened mayonaise jar, lid who knows where, loaf of bread lying open, sandwich meat lying open.

and if he DOES put anything back, you can be sure it is almost gone/empty.

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Bertha Venation (19,348 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 12:56 PM

2. Since I eat a strand or two of cat hair with everything (it is unavoidable in our house), not much bothers me anymore.

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Quantess (21,796 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 01:01 PM

3. People who leave food bits in the sink.

I usually end up scooping it out. So gross!

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Liberal Veteran (19,884 posts)  Sat Sep 29, 2012, 01:04 PM

6. Peanut butter stuck on knifes...spoons.

Placed in the sink for me to wash.

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JoeyT (3,822 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 02:05 PM

13. People that lick the knife or spoon then reuse it in a condiment or dish.

My only concern is that one day it'll turn violent before I can stop myself. Hate. That. So. Much.

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rrneck (11,077 posts)   Sun Sep 30, 2012, 12:09 PM

22. Peanut butter in the refrigerator.

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grasswire (35,276 posts)   Sun Sep 30, 2012, 01:07 PM

23. the classic, of course, is drinking from the milk carton

I don't live with anyone who does that anymore, but it is the grossest of gross!!

Enzymes from saliva start breaking down the milk.

Disgusting!!

^^oh now, the pie-and-jam primitive is being ridiculous here.

franksolich drinks milk directly from the gallon plastic jug because it's too much time and trouble to pour it into a glass.

A gallon of milk around here doesn't last long enough for "enzymes" to "break it down."

The standard inventory here is four gallons of milk, one opened and three unopened.

If somebody else wants milk, I tell them to open an unopened one.

<<when wants milk, doesn't want to waste any time getting it.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Ballygrl on September 30, 2012, 05:55:07 PM
I hate hate hate when someone butters their toast and there's toast on the sticks of butter :argh: If I use regular butter I cut the pats off and put it on a paper plate to avoid getting toast all over the butter.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Boudicca on September 30, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
My concern about food?  That Moochelle and her bosom bitches like Oprah and Rosie will eat up next year's food supply.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 30, 2012, 07:46:27 PM
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Bertha Venation (19,348 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 12:56 PM

2. Since I eat a strand or two of cat hair with everything (it is unavoidable in our house), not much bothers me anymore.

I don't even know how to respond to this. :panic:
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Chris_ on September 30, 2012, 07:48:36 PM
That's disgusting. :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: jukin on September 30, 2012, 08:18:14 PM
More proof that DUmpmonkeys are not human, much less civilized.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Cruise on September 30, 2012, 10:10:16 PM
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Bertha Venation (19,348 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 12:56 PM

2. Since I eat a strand or two of cat hair with everything (it is unavoidable in our house), not much bothers me anymore.

 :o

I have 2 long-haired supershedder pets and very little pet hair anywhere, because I'm halfway hygienic.

One shudders to think what is going on in her house...
 
 :mental:
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 30, 2012, 10:13:08 PM
Leftover time on the microwave bugs me.  I have to press "clear" on every microwave at work when I go in for a coffee/water refill.  I guess it's not really food related.

The cat fur thing is disgusting.  Clean your house, please.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: shoes off the couch on October 01, 2012, 03:38:06 AM
Leftover time on the microwave bugs me.  I have to press "clear" on every microwave at work when I go in for a coffee/water refill.  I guess it's not really food related.


Yesss!!! This bugs me as well and I thought I was the only one. :rofl:







Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 01, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
I LOATHE Mayo. We use squeeze bottles for both mayo and mustard. No getting either one in the others jars.

As for the leftover time on the microwave, that drives me batty, too. How hard is it to press one extra button?  :banghead:
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 01, 2012, 07:44:59 AM
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Bertha Venation (19,348 posts)   Sat Sep 29, 2012, 12:56 PM

2. Since I eat a strand or two of cat hair with everything (it is unavoidable in our house), not much bothers me anymore.

There's this new invention called a "vacuum" primitive. ::)
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: IassaFTots on October 01, 2012, 08:16:28 AM
Yesss!!! This bugs me as well and I thought I was the only one. :rofl:


Me too.  I also cannot tolerate a dirty dish in the sink.  Can't sleep at night if I know there is a dish there, unless it is soaking, which is different and can't be helped. 

My dog sheds so much, I am constantly picking up hairballs.  Never in my kitchen, and NEVER in my food.  I also have to put my hair up before I begin working in the kitchen.  Too many food safety courses back in the day.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Boudicca on October 01, 2012, 10:03:33 AM
:o

I have 2 long-haired supershedder pets and very little pet hair anywhere, because I'm halfway hygienic.

One shudders to think what is going on in her house...
 
 :mental:


Since it's early, I'm adding a  :puke: alert for my post.

Wonder if we've seen her on Hoarders?  Some of those homes even have dead cats under the couch.
Title: Re: primitives concerned about food
Post by: Karin on October 01, 2012, 12:12:28 PM
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We use squeeze bottles for both mayo and mustard. No getting either one in the others jars.


Me too.  Imagine that.  You were able to solve a problem all on your own, without running to an internet board to complain and seek help. 

My husband is death on those dates stamped on the package.  I don't get too worked up about it, within reason.  What's a day or two, if it's been constantly refrigerated?