The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on September 26, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
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PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY – A recent study by the Department of Sociology at Princeton found that up to 98% of middle class white adults flash or “throw†gang signs when they are being photographed. The three year study also reveals that 99.9% of those throwing the gang signs have never been in a gang, haven’t the slightest idea what the sign they are throwing means and do not listen to rap music.
“It is a perplexing phenomenon for sure,†Professor Allen Clydesdale told the Daily Rash. “It was quite surprising to meet a thirty-year-old physical therapist from Beardstown, Missouri, who subscribes to Readers Digest and leads a quilting group at the local library admit she practices throwing gang signs in front of a mirror at home.â€
“Sure I throw a gang sign every now and then. It’s a way for me to let the world know that I’m not a typical suburban thirty-something who doesn’t have a clue. I have a clue! Gang signs are just one of the ways I telegraph that to others. I also have a unicorn tattoo on my shoulder,†Gladys Sullivan told The Daily Rash on her lunch break at Mount Monocle Hospital in Beardstown.
The rest: http://www.thedailyrash.com/study-finds-use-of-gang-signs-by-middle-class-whites-on-the-rise
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It's a satire. Like the Onion.
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It's a satire. Like the Onion.
Maybe that's why it's on the Comedy Central board?
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Maybe that's why it's on the Comedy Central board?
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Well, dang.
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When your "lifestyle" becomes the butt of jokes....................it's dead.